Basically you post crazy/stupid/weird stuff you did as a kid. Which is exactly what the title says. Dunno where the older thread went. Here's some of mine.
In kindergarten I showed some girls my dick. We didn't do anything, and I didn't exactly realize what was wrong with what I was doing.
In 1st grade I threatened to rape (or some activity of that nature) some girl. Weird thing is that now that I look back at it she seemed like some ugly ass beast. This incident didn't affect me in the long run, I was ashamed and never did anything like it again, so don't go around thinking I'm a rapist.
In 5th grade I peed in my friend's water bottle and got suspended for a day. I also shat in the urinals because it would take a good 30 minutes out of the education time for the teacher to give us a lecture.
In 6th grade I kicked one of my friends in the balls for continuously being an asshole during gym and doing annoying stuff. I actually made him cry. A week or so later we got over it and stayed friends. He learned his lesson and didn't fuck with me throughout middle school.
In middle school I made weird jokes around (not about) this girl and also said she looked like a prostitute for wearing a tank top and a coat that kept falling off around her shoulders one day. Apparently this was a turn on or something, we are still friends to this day.
Hopefully you guys don't find out my personal information.
I was gonna post something, but I don't think I can top what you've done as a child.
try to lick my buttcheeks
[sp]it tasted great[/sp]
I would throw knives around the house because I saw "Under Siege".
Ahhh... the memories....
Even though it was 5 minutes ago, it still brings back good feelings...
Put my finger in between the 2 holes on a outlet and then plugged a lamp in... twice.
Also probably around ages 5-7 I would get one of the neighbor girls who was a little younger than me and strip naked in the bathroom, we didn't do anything though just looked. Never seen her since we moved away ten years ago, not that I'd want to. She'd probably think I was a creep by now. Stupid child curiosity.
Hide in my closet so i didn't have to attend church religions BS
Back in the days when I went to the kindergarden, late in the evening when people began to turn on their lights... my brother, his friend and myself were experimenting with electricity plugs. We intentionally threw nails into the plug untill BAM! shit shot out of it hit the wall on the opposite site. The entire living block was out of power then. (god bless the god damn blocks from the soviet times) (that was back in the early 90's in Russia).
Also at the age of 7 or 8 me and my friends were teasing the shit out of a big black dog.
One of us guys was annoying the dog untill it started to hunting him, then the prey ran into the living block and the other part of the crew quickly closes the door after the prey has entered the building. That's how it usually worked.
Well one day we closed the door before the prey has entered the building. >_>
He screamed the shit out of his lungs and we still held the door shut. Right after the screaming was over, we opened the door and saw him lying on the floor covered in dog drool. :v:
Apparently the dog didn't bite him. :keke:
I used to smell car exhausts. I loved the smell of gasoline fumes.
I thought it was interesting seeing my own asshole
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[QUOTE=K3ND0G;29315178]kissed my sister ..in the lips
(no incest inteded)
I hate her now[/QUOTE]
she didn't call back after she kissed you huh?
I saw random people's eyes when I closed my eyelids. Most looked evil.
It still happens to this day.
[sp]Proud to be Psychotic! hahaha. Hahaha. Ha. HaHa. HAHAHA. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-[/sp]
I stole stuff
Your mother
I used to skim frogs across rivers :frown: feelsbadman.jpg
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Also used to throw them in roads... I was a weird child...
Licked ants and 9V batteries.
Stuck a metal rod in a 220V outlet. While wet. I was picked up and thrown across the room. It was actually kinda fun until I crashed.
Ate crap from my nose.
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;29316367]Your mother[/QUOTE]
Your father.
Wait, shit.
I built forts out of sofas and pillows. I guess that isn't so weird. Here's something weird, I cached cockroaches and flushed them down the toilet
I shoved so much shit up my nose, it was like goddamn Minecraft up in there. Minenose.
Also, I estimated that, from birth to about 6, at least $7.00 in coins passed through my digestive system.
When I was 5, I was in a water park. For some reason I pulled down the pan't of an adult that looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
And When I was in 8 grade I slept with a girl... Alcohol is the shit!
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