So me and some work mates were thinking of some crazy hypothetical scenarios of "Choose either X or X"...
For example:
Would you rather have to say everything that comes to your mind or never say anything again?
Would you rather get uglier or dumber?
A building is on fire, do you save a sibling or 4 strangers?
or if you want to be a bit more creative
Would you rather piss hot sauce or cry thick mayo?
Would you rather have foreskin for your head or vaginal flaps for eye lids?
Would you rather eat a bowl of maggots or drink a mug of vomit?
Have you got some creative ones? Please share them!
Everyone can discuss which ones they choose and why, no rules about that.
Have fun!
Would you rather suffer on day by day desperately trying to cope with the meaninglessness of your own miserable existence, fixating on the inevitable mental and physical anguish that is constantly waiting for you around the corner or pick up a rope and end it all right now?
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;49817948]Would you rather suffer on day by day desperately trying to cope with the meaninglessness of your own miserable existence, fixating on the inevitable mental and physical anguish that is constantly waiting for you around the corner or pick up a rope and end it all right now?[/QUOTE]
Not gonna lie, id rather just play games on my pc and ignore all of it.
[QUOTE=matt000024;49822710]Would you rather have sex with a girl or a dude?[/QUOTE]
both at once
well um
would you rather get rid of the imperial senate and swipe away the last bits of the republic
or
use the funding to make a new suit for your apprentice
Would you rather die and let everyone in your whole school/workplace survive?
Or have everyone in your school/workplace die and have you survive?
[QUOTE=erkor;49825586]well um
would you rather get rid of the imperial senate and swipe away the last bits of the republic
or
use the funding to make a new suit for your apprentice[/QUOTE]
I'd execute order 66 all the way.
[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49825599]Would you rather die and let everyone in your whole school/workplace survive?
Or have everyone in your school/workplace die and have you survive?[/QUOTE]
I'd be the sole survivor since I have no job.
Would you rather be falsely blamed for killing a President or killing your own family?
would you rather fuck a wall outlet or get fucked by a power cord leading to a wall outlet
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;49828192]would you rather have sex with a girl as a guy or a guy as a girl?[/QUOTE]
Man I would live to know what it feels like to have sex as a girl. No homo.
Would you rather submerge your head in a pool full of piss or dump a bucket full of shit over your head
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49830411]Piss is cleaner.
Would you rather live in Svalbard and have everything you desire, but all alone as the guardian of the seed bank with no human interaction, or live as a homeless in Monaco?[/QUOTE]
I'd gladly take the first. At least solitude in that sense can have benefits. Living as a hobo in one of the wealthier regions doesnt.
Would you rather stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall or would you sew your eyes shut?
If your soul is being kidnapped by people from another dimension and being used so that they can migrate to a new planet, would you:
1) Destroy their own planet and turn it into energy to send you back to your dimension, but spend 5000 years preparing for that.
2) Decide to help them to migrate to a new planet (the people are beautiful and charming as fuck, and you are super powerful in that dimension, in a way), but can never return to your own dimension.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;49836272]Toothpick would be extremely painful but eyes sewn shut would turn me into a plane crashed with no survivors, so former.
Would you rather:
Have a sport Porsche that runs with white blood cells, can only go up to 70 kmh with blood, and to get full potential you would need to isolate a pure white blood cell solution,
Or
A 1953 VW Beetle that runs on nothing[/QUOTE]
vw beetle yes please infinite energy woohoo
which of the two situations would you prefer:
-an ancient battle between two necromancers, who use every available skeleton to aid them in their war. the souls are bound to the skeletons meaning that when you die, it's impossible to find peace.
-an ancient outer space god wakes up every 5 years and turns earth into hell, and the souls of the dead are assimilated into the hivemind during the time it's awake. it goes back to its slumber once the hivemind has expanded enough.
I would probably go with the two necromancers.
Maybe when they're not looking I could sneak a peek at their copy of the Necronomicon and harvest their ancient undead armies for my own use!
I'd probably just use like one zombie. As a footrest or something. The rest can go back to sleep if they want.
You have the option of taking the next 2 weeks of of work, and you still receive the pay, but...
You have to spend the the entirety of the next two weeks in a shitty motel with the rest of your co-workers.
Whichever co-worker you speak to the least, is the one you have to share a room with. And you know it's going to be a double bed situation.
Would you rather carve your dick into a telephone pole or carve a telephone pole with your dick?
the former
would you rather
or
actually have an option
I'd rather for sure no doubt about it
Would you rather shit from your belly button or fart out of your mouth?
Belly button, for concealment reasons.
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
He's naked
Dick sized nipples, or a nipple sized dick(length + girth).
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