Talk like an 8 year old on Xbox Live

[Raneman]

0h hai guyz u r gay lolololololololololol g0 kil urslef.

[AwesomeCanadian]

I'll fuck your grandma so hard... she'll fly out the fucking window!

[Kamrua]

How about we talk like little 10 year old british babies making lego stop motions including their squeaky voice?

[darcy010]

I have never heard a kid on x box live say lololololololololololol. I hear them laugh but they dont actually say that.

[mzathemind]

Guys i have a great plan okay go this way go go omg ur so gay i need to smoke some weed bros and then have sex with my girlfreind

[CounterTunes]

OH MAH GAWD, FUK U HAXERS.

OH U STOL MAH KIL HA-KE-RZ

I H8 U, MOM! TIZ GUI IS BULIN ME

You can find these people on HALO 3 :D

[Raneman]

Hai guyz i git u in 10th prestige lobby gimme usarname n paswurd

[Shustriyvich]

*high-pitched, squabbling sounds*

[NeoTheOne]

Mak3 me a sandvich mom!!!
......
Ch0c0late milk!!!

[CounterTunes]

Stfu nooob, i pwn u ur mom iz su fat se 8 mcdunadlz 4 4yearz lol

[Chickens!]

0wn3d u

[LineArc]

[QUOTE=mzathemind;23145881]Guys i have a great plan okay go this way go go omg ur so gay i need to smoke some weed bros and then have sex with my girlfreind[/QUOTE]

I have heard this so many times. You basicly summed everything up about them.

[Teh_Cheese]

Oh my fawking gawd stop stop usin that weapon you noob!!!

[Mister Sandman]

You faggots are so gay, you can't beat me, I'm so fucking awesome, I fucked your mom last night.
*5 minutes later*
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK YOU HACKERS STOP FUCKING USING THAT WEAPON YOU FAGGOTS FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS FAAAAAAAAAAA-
What?
MOM, I'LL TAKE THE TRASH IN A MINUTE, HANG ON JESUS.
FAGGGOOOOOOOOOOOTS YOU HAVE NO LIFE YOU VIRGINS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PUSSY FEELS LIKE HAHAHA-
What?
NO DAD JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES, PLEASE! NO DAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NO DON'T NOOOOOO-
*xXxpwnagemaster1337FTWxXx has left the game*

[Rastadogg5]

Don't skip this map, it's my favorite.
NO Don't skip!
NOOOO!! DON'T!!!
STOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!
DDOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN'TTTTTTTT SKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raneman]

Hai guyz can u heer me hey stop usin dat asult wifle nub it iz nub weapon dis is geerz of ware, proz uze shootgun!

[TheSpy]

Guys i gotz a ac130 i will kil u alll

u muder fuker u stole my care package. It haz my ac130

i hate u alllllll fukin fagots

[Raneman]

rofl i got kil

wtf haker how u kil mee

[Zeb Brown]

Zeb Brown151964162132651556115415156416510541541061651545616165194919619154161651654161651652

Is epic HAXXOR ASDAFGF

xD

[RearAdmiral]

*swears profusely, mistaking it for wit*

[Cysero]

I have played with this kid on red dead redemption, and he sounds something like:

"omg i killed u lol noob"

"wtf how did u kel me haxor"

"you r cheatin u haxer im goin to get an admin to crash teh server"

"u killed me so im going to raep u and ur familly in ur sleep and kill u!!!1"

"Im goin to hack ur accont so u cant plai!!1!1"

[materialsafety]

i get mircosoft to hak your ass!
my dad works for mircostof

xxXD4RK0NEXxx

[Venomousbeetle]

(teamkilling)
wow you all suk. yor not even tryikng.:dance:

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[TheOneFree-Man]

*mindless incomprehensible babbling, interrupted with curses, cyclical contradictions and guano*

[the_KMM]

I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna shoot you in the head! My dad has a gun, you know!

[gvazdas]

Hey guys. How's it going? Anyone want another map? I played <map name> ten times or so. If anyone agrees please start a vote.

I've seen 20 kids like these.
I'm surprised such exist.

[Nukle]

Im hacking your acc nao

[Xenoyia v3]

omg wtf hacker gtfo u hacker ill sue u hacker!!111

happened once.

[evlbzltyr]

This is why I use the mute button. I don't hear ANY of this sort of stuff.

[長門有希]

My brothr is an xbox admin he will man tou from your ps3