• King of the hill
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i start off on the hill and the user below me then kills me off (in a creative way) and becomes king of the hill and so forth It my fucking hill
I cannibalize you, I am the new king of the hill.
[img]http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/king.gif[/img][IMG]http://media.photobucket.com/image/Hank%20Hill/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap/1190577026614.jpg[/IMG] I was sadly mistaken.
I shoot you down with akimbo Model 1887's because im a fucking noob that doesent know how to play Modern Warfare 2. I am the new king of the hill.
[QUOTE=Squeaken;19506604][img]http://wuzzadem.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/king.gif[/img][IMG]http://media.photobucket.com/image/Hank%20Hill/Valigarmander/Random%20Crap/1190577026614.jpg[/IMG] I was sadly mistaken.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_00721.jpg[/img] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/HankScared2.gif[/img] Awwww man, I got loaded up with pics and everything for this thread.
I freeze you with my Yuki-onna abilities. I am the QUEEN OF THE HILL.
you are vaporised by friend computer for being a commie traitor mutant spy i am king of the hill (and also clearance ultraviolet)
I kill you by suffocating you with propane I'm king of the hill And I too was sadly mistaken
I sell propane and propane accessories. I am King of The Hill.
I beat you to death with a propane canister. I never really knew you were King of the Hill, I just wanted to brutally murder you.
Dammit, wrong thread. Sorry, guys.
I gag and rape you in one swift movement, then finally decapatating you with my chainsaw.I am Now KING of THE HILL
i send a miget disguised as a monkey to stab you in the pancreas with a rusty nail i am THE fucking KING of the fucking HILL
I grind your wheat into flower. I am king of the mill.
I put you in lasagna and eat you. All your hill is belong to garfield and his new lasagna.
I backstab you with an ambassador (yeah, on purpose, because it is made of steeeel). I am the king of ze hill.
I beat you to death with a propane tank I tell ya what
I nuke you, now I'm the king of the irradiated hill.
I make my cockroach army kill you, and I thereafter become king of the hill.
I send my army of mice to kill you. Im Kind of ta hill(still with my half-eaten lasagna).
I call in the exterminator, bow down all!
That's my purse! I don't know you! I'm now rightful monarch of this blood-stained mound of earth and corpses.
I send my army of drilldo wielding Zoeys after you, I am now king of the hill.
Buff Pyro beats all the Zoey to a bloody pulp, and claims his hill with a flag.
My super cyborg ninja pirate angel Rochelle clones take down your pyro and puts up a force field. I am king of the hill now.
I shrink your balls, and eat them. Taking away all the manliness you had left, if any. I'm king of the hill.
[QUOTE=NanoXax67;19506677][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_00721.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/HankScared2.gif[/IMG] Awwww man, I got loaded up with pics and everything for this thread.[/QUOTE] [img]http://theinfosphere.org/images/thumb/f/f1/Ethan_Bubblegum_Tate.jpg/225px-Ethan_Bubblegum_Tate.jpg[/img] Too late hotplate.
I throw an icicle through your chest then kick you off the hill with my crampons.
I stab you. 10 bucks says a mod will come in, post, and then lock the thread.
this is a horrible thread
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