You're avatar is dying! What are his/her/its last wishes or requests?

[Dawson]

[QUOTE]After sustaining a crushing blow, your avatar collapses to the ground in a heap! On the verge of fading into eternity, he/she/it utters his/her/its last words...[/QUOTE]
[B]+[/B] State any last words and or desires that you may find suitable for your avatar to blurt out before he/she/it croaks.

[B]Please Note:
[/B]Due to the return of the blue members' avatars, I re-created this thread for the convenience of others. (The original has been laid to rest in the 'bone yard'. May it's soul forever rest in pieces!)

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Before passing on, the White Spy makes a request for all his enemies to violently combust into flames from the inside-out, and for their eyeballs to spontaneously explode like water balloons.

[ROFLBURGER]

Please... Donate my eyes to the blind...

[fartparty]

Give me all the crack in the world

[Ayane-152]

I...I should've considered family therapy...with my sons...

[fartparty]

And rims

[editline]11th September 2011[/editline]

And bling

[editline]11th September 2011[/editline]

And rewrite history so my movie career doesn't suck

[deggie]

To never be changed into a smaller one

[Minilandstan]

Get away from me, I don't even know you.

[Burgervich]

EEEEEAT MEEEEEEE!

[J4censolo]

Don't let Andy take over...

[Knight Vista]

May I die sound, and in peace.

[Psycommu]

"I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero... I have always only fought for the people I believe in.
I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me, I will destroy it!"

(Those are actual lines from MMZ4 before Zero sacrifices himself for the last time, not exactly your scenario but hey it fits)

[BLOODGA$M]

my avatar kind of already killed herself

[Ian]

why the fuck am I wearing sniper's clothes again?

[Corndog Ninja]

Tell Oola I love her...
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[Partent Z]

I need a weapon.

[milkandcooki]

i am avatar is dying

[Mr. Khorn]

Already dead.

Still licking though...

[AWarGuy]

I wish the God Emperor of Mankind will guide my blade just one more time.

[emmkai]

Dying's for fools.

[henrietta]

*Drool in a vegetable state*

[Chickens!]

"BOK BOK BOK"

"AYOH"

[Richiee]

Music.

[Keyblockor]

Delay Episode Three!

[fuck_myn_leven]

Kill OP

[jepperten]

want.... last.... child....

[Saucy]

...

[booster]

The machine code

[Kaelan Frey]

Obey me Wario... destroy Mario...

[Thechuz]

Kill as many zombies as I can in a blaze of glory and pillows.

[clc666]

'Finally, my eye fucking burns.'