Tells you something when a girl can't distinguish between two different colors, maybe its time to move up in age, 18 is the new 12.
When I read the pregnancy test wrong on purpose and got my boyfriend pissed.
When I was tested on some very shrimpy pussy and was read wrong.
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When I found out my wow account which I hadn't used for 2 years had been hacked by some guy who started paying for it and bought me cataclysm.
Then I found it he canceled the payment so it ended in a week and cataclysm was only a trial.
Well I took a trip up to Connecticut for the holidays. Rode the train from Jacksonville, Florida. There was a stopover in Washington, and then we rode to Connecticut.
It's like 2 AM and my mom shakes me awake after we've already arrived in our station. I'm incredibly groggy, and discombobulated. I try to grab my stuff while the station conductor is yelling at us about the schedule, and we're making them late.
As we get off and the train is rolling away, my mom looks at me, and asks "Stephen, where's your phone?!?"
I had a $500 phone that I got like one month before then. I shit my pants, it wasn't in my pocket. I thought I'd left it charging in the back of the seat.
Then she pulls it out of her purse.
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