How do you put sauce on your French fries. - General

This came up in LMAO pics, so vote on the poll.

[QUOTE=Kiwi;52571062]Where's the POLL?????[/QUOTE] Up there, do you need an ophthalmologist

[QUOTE=Ctrl;52571064]Up there, do you need an ophthalmologist[/QUOTE] [t]http://i.imgur.com/0OHyEaN.png[/t] It wasn't before

Despite no poll(at the time I originally posted, it's there now), I put sauce on the side. As for what sauce, usually plain ol' 'chup, but sometimes I like to make my own buffalo ranch by mixing wing sauce and ranch dressing.

Not even remembering to add 3. Don't use any 4. Shove fries in mouth and then pour condiment in afterwards (Or vice versa) 5. Cook condiment into fries

[QUOTE=SteakStyles;52571067]plain ol' 'chup, [/QUOTE] americans are weird

The poll is up there now for whatever reason, so vote now if you didn't before [editline]14th August 2017[/editline] [QUOTE=J!NX;52571069]Not even remembering to add 3. Don't use any 4. Shove fries in mouth and then pour condiment in afterwards (Or vice versa) 5. Cook condiment into fries[/QUOTE] 3 I have no interest if you use or not, I only have interest in that's of how those who use it do it. 4 That sounds stupid and doubt anyone does that 5 that falls under the same pretense as 3

Get the vinegar and just pour that shit right on top. Sure, some chips may get soggy, but fuck it. They'll still taste good

Ketchup is nasty imo Only fry sauce is acceptable Also I [I]drizzle [/I]sauce ontop and just use a fork to eat my fries

wtf is fry sauce

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52571110]wtf is fry sauce[/QUOTE] It's a bit of a Russian Dressing/Thousand islandish sauce made with mayo and other spices etc [QUOTE][IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Frysauce.JPG[/IMG][/QUOTE]

HP Sauce or go home.

My girlfriend tears off a corner of the packet and squeezes a little bit of sauce onto every fry before she eats it like she's squeezing toothpaste from a tube It's freaking adorable

The only sauce should be McDonald's curry sauce [IMG]https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/oJXn1MAfVi3JdMVH9omiaA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en-SG/homerun/popspoken.com/8b510b25ec462d1a5e5364178722641b[/IMG]

I just do dip. I don't put it on top of the chips because I don't like having sauce on my hands.

[QUOTE=Ctrl;52571075]That sounds stupid and doubt anyone does that [/QUOTE] When I'm not dipping my already condiment covered fries into more condiment , I'm mashing them into my face and then spraying condiment directly into my face afterwards [QUOTE=Egon Spengler;52571112]It's a bit of a Russian Dressing/Thousand islandish sauce made with mayo and other spices etc[/QUOTE] Tbh Mayo combined with generally everything is amazing MayoMustard is best

What if you do both, or it depends on what type you are eating?

On the side, cause unless you have the fries in a single layer spread out, you're not gonna get sauce on all of them.

I drown them in that shit and shovel it into my mouth like a pig

[QUOTE=Ignhelper;52571126]The only sauce should be McDonald's curry sauce [IMG]https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/oJXn1MAfVi3JdMVH9omiaA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9ODAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en-SG/homerun/popspoken.com/8b510b25ec462d1a5e5364178722641b[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]https://mgtvwkrg.files.wordpress.com/2017/08/srirachamacsauce.jpg?w=650[/IMG]

Dunk those fuckers into my milkshake

Putting it on top gets your fingers all sticky :disgust:

if they're good fries, I just eat them without sauce. normally I dip though, in whatever I sauce I can find

depends on how it is served

[QUOTE=Kiwi;52571062]Where's the POLL?????[/QUOTE] Its right there! Take a slice you... you DOUBLE SNIGGER.

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;52571221]Dunk those fuckers into my milkshake[/QUOTE] I prefer to drizzle it over them:hiddendowns:

I'm a hybrid. If my fries are in a container where I can grab them by either end, I give a healthy dollop of ketchup on one end of the fries. Usually I prefer no ketchup, though. Ketchup is only useful for bad fries.

If fries need sauce to be edible I don't buy them, so I just eat them as-is, with just the salt and spices on them.

[QUOTE=Naught;52571282]if they're good fries, I just eat them without sauce. normally I dip though, in whatever I sauce I can find[/QUOTE] The only fries that I prefer to eat without any type of dip is McDonald's fries. They're too good to mess with the base taste.

[QUOTE=Hanso;52571593]The only fries that I prefer to eat without any type of dip is McDonald's fries. They're too good to mess with the base taste.[/QUOTE] yea its basically just mcd's, though I like five guys fries solo, and there have been a few non-chain places that have had incredible fries (like this place called steves gyros in Illinois, they had these amazing yukon gold fries)