So I posted pictures of my eyes online, now some internet stranger wants to pay me for photos of the
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Yeah, so basically I posted photos of my eyes to the subreddit r/Eyes. Today I was contacted by a member, a new one at that, called EyesResearcher. He basically wants to pay me $100 for headshots showing off my eyes, as you can see by our exchange here:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MWImwHu.png[/IMG]
To me this screams weird fetish, but I mean shit, my face is all over the internet so I'm sure some creep is bound to masturbate to it. So why not? Basically, should I take some photos of my eyes? and if so what are my chances of murder and removal of my eyes?
Its $100.
Go for it.
1hunnah?
why not?
Taking the plunge of stupidity. If I ever disappear from Facepunch, assume that I'm dead and that my eyes are somewhere in a jar of formaldehyde being whacked to.
it's only your eyes
Photos of my eyes for anyone curious I guess:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MFhPqsZ.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/s0yTDoT.png[/IMG]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/PmeYuQS.jpg[/t]
The only legitimate reason I can think would be stock photos / research, but they'd have told you that
"Hobby" sounds like he's wanking to them :v:
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Which still doesn't explain why he's paying for them
[QUOTE=Dalto11;45325768]Photos of my eyes for anyone curious I guess:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MFhPqsZ.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/s0yTDoT.png[/IMG]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/PmeYuQS.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
u got purrdy eyes
i'll give u 60 bucks to let me lick them
plsrespond
Sell it to EA/DICE to be used in the next battlefield game
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;45325783]u got purrdy eyes
i'll give u 60 bucks to let me lick them
plsrespond[/QUOTE]
Sold, come on over they're feeling a bit dry right now anyway.
meet me at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
don't bring friends
they're only eyes, go for it. If it was penile or skiddlybink shots, then I wouldn't.
give the man his porn, you'll get 100 doshes out of it
Fucking do it, I've sold photos of my toes before for the exact same reason.
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[QUOTE=Cabbage;45325815]skiddlybink[/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=Dalto11;45325700]what are my chances of murder and removal of my eyes?[/QUOTE]
Approximately 100%. Anyone that interested in your eyes wants them as a souvenir.
It's only weird when he also asks for a picture of your penis.
idk, if you're fine with the possibility of being murdered and having your eyes plucked out on some horror movie shit, then do it
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