In this thread you share embarrassing experiences that happen to you in the past.
I have a couple but I'll post one at that mean time:
I once farted while giving a speech to the whole school, it was a very loud and long one too.
I pissed my pants twice(in different days) when I was a lil' wee boy
thank fuck my parents moved when I had to change school
A bird flew over me and decided to launch an aerial shit attack on my shoulder.
My jacket was ruined and I had a little bit a bird shit on my cheek.
Oh and this one time I accidentally spilled some my friend's grandmas ashes into my bowl a cereal. I thought they didnt saw it so I just kept eating my fruit loops trying to get rid of the evidence.
Turns out his parents was right behind me.
Edit-fuck it my phone bugging out
I wore fedoras in 7th grade.
[QUOTE=Gatsby;43041938]Oh and this one time I accidentally spilled some my friend's grandmas ashes into my bowl a cereal. I thought they didnt saw it so I just kept eating my fruit loops trying to get rid of the evidence.
Turns out his parents was right behind me.
Edit-fuck it my phone bugging out[/QUOTE]
Who keeps their Grandma's ashes on their kitchen table
This one time I was standing on a bus and a woman brushed up against my groin. I ended up ejaculating and I let out a loud 'Ugh'. Needless to say, I haven't taken that bus since.
Fell asleep fingering my at-the-time girlfriend.
[QUOTE=Complifused;43042363]Who keeps their Grandma's ashes on their kitchen table[/QUOTE]
I think they were cleaning the outside of the vase or something. It was next to the sink and I decided to make my bowl of fruit loops next it and I somehow tipped it over and it landed right on my bowl but I manage to pick it up quickly but a good amount of grandma seasoning did got into my cereal.
[QUOTE=zarim;43042207]I wore fedoras in 7th grade.[/QUOTE]
I did for 3 years... :tinfoil:
I used to be a bordeline-autistic hardcore brony.
[QUOTE=zarim;43042207]I wore fedoras in 7th grade.[/QUOTE]
I used to be just a generally fucking horrible person to be around. I have seen the error of my ways.
I drank the dishwater on a camping trip.
When I found out that people have been trying to get me and another girl together.
Granted, I like her, but no way in hell I'm telling them, she's already in a relationship
I've been caught having sex in public.
[QUOTE=twatbagg;43060098]I've been caught having sex in public.[/QUOTE]
once i was with my ex in the forest and we thought we'd have a cheeky one and then when we finished up i stood up and instantly made eye contact with an old man sat on a bench
and yes he was within hearing range
[editline]3rd December 2013[/editline]
it was intimate for all persons involved
i used to run like sonic the hedgehog in year 2
my friends dont shut up about it [img]http://puu.sh/5BgI3.gif[/img]
Naked kegstand my 20th birthday. Embarrassing altogether, but to make it worse, I fell straight on my face the first attempt.
I once shit myself slightly because I underestimated a gas bubble. My brother was laughing at me, and I told him if he didn't stop I would make him eat it.
my life is more of a massive, endless stream of embarrassing moments.
less than easy to talk about.
I unclogged my sink with a toilet plunger. I regret nothing.
My mom walked in on me jerking off and I fell out of my chair.
[QUOTE=Complifused;43042363]Who keeps their Grandma's ashes on their kitchen table[/QUOTE]
[B][I]ASHED FLAKES[/I] : THEY'RE GRRREAT[/B] grandma
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A few months back, my dad, his girlfriend, my sister and I went to church. I recognized a lot more people there than I thought I would, I didn't think that many people I knew would be there. My sister and I barely ever go to church, really just for holidays. However, unlike what you would expect from a setup like this, nothing embarrassing happened at the church. It was afterwards. See, a lot of the people there were coming back to my dad's house afterwards for a party. Well, not really a party, it was more of a gathering, but it would be indistinguishable from a party to the outside observer... and the inside observer, because I knew better but I could still barely tell the difference. Plus, my dad just loves parties, he's a lot more outgoing than I am. (He spent like 30 minutes talking with a bunch of people at the church, giving me time to snag some donuts and other snacks. It turned out those snacks were all coming to my dad's house too, though. this part isn't important so its in parentheses)
We had about 30 minutes at my dad's house before anyone arrived. Discounting some people helping out with the party-all-but-in-name, of course. The first few people trickled in. "Hello Last, how are you?"
"I'm good." Several seconds passed. *Oh yeah, I have to ask them how they're doing too! I really need to work on being more sociable.* "H-how are you?" (*these are thoughts*)
"Good! Thanks."
This continued with the next few people. "Hello, how are you?" "Good." I remind myself to ask them "How are you" back.
As more and more people came, it became more natural for me to say this. I was glad, I would have expected it to take longer for me to get into the flow of being sociable so suddenly. (This had nothing to do with my parents making me attend Cotillion in middle school, a thing to train you for being fancy at fancy parties. I'm honest. I barely remember what they taught me.)
Eventually I'm not even reminding myself to say it, I just automatically respond "Good, how are you?". "Good, how are you?" "Good, how are you?" "Good, how are you"? So on.
About half an hour or so into the party, my dad's best friend finally arrives.
*I was wondering when he would show up, it wouldn't make sense for him not to be here.*
He has kind of a long face, and some wrinkles. He looks somewhat stern and calm.
"Hey bud. How are you doing?"
"Good-how-are-you?"
*SHIT, SHIT SHIT SHIT [I]SHIT[/I]*
"U-um, I mean, uh... are you okay, or...? Um... are you feeling better, I guess, or..."
*I BLEW IT, I'M NOT SALVAGING THIS, just apologize*
"...I'm sorry."
He stares at me for a few seconds, but it feels like minutes. He turns around and walks off.
We had gone to church for a funeral reception. We were having an after-reception gathering at my dad's house, one because it's pretty large, two because this involves my dad's best friend.
His son had just died of brain cancer.
After sitting down for a while and telling my sister, I walked up to my room, hid in a blanket, and just muttered "I'm such an idiot" over and over to myself.
My sister's friend walked in on me while I was fapping.
i masturbated
[editline]4th December 2013[/editline]
so much guilt I'll never forgive myself
I read about Lurklet masturbating
Reading my old DeviantArt Journals.
[Quote]I had this dream last night that someone made an Internet Meme Episode of Family Guy... Brian turned into Pedobear then Peter made the awesome smiley face, then Chris went BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Then I woke up. I was like AWESOME, Then I thought maybe I spend to much time on the internet.[/quote]
[Quote]I'm definately going to the theater to watch The Final Destination
Death by car wash = EPIC : D : D : D
Plus I loved all 3 of the other movies :P[/quote]
This forum has helped me in ways I won't even begin to understand.
When I was very little I through a shit fit, held my breath and passed out in public, because my parents wouldn't buy me a toy
[QUOTE=THATCAKEISASPY;43041924]A bird flew over me and decided to launch an aerial shit attack on my shoulder.
My jacket was ruined and I had a little bit a bird shit on my cheek.[/QUOTE]
You think that's bad? A bird once shat on my head.
In the middle of PE class.
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