Post your stupid/silly classmates - General

Don't post anyone with downs, this is not what this thread is for. Yep, post silly classmates that did something stupid/dumb/retarded/whatever you kids call it these days. I'm in Grade 9 btw... (INB4 :frog:s everywhere) Some clusterfuck opened a jar of some toxic element (forgot what the fuck it was) to fuck around with it, after the science teacher told everyone not to fucking open the bottles of. Also everyone had to evacuate the classroom because it was toxic, so we didn't have any homework that day :downs: Also about %99 of people in my English class are retarded when coming to understanding the difference to their, they're and there. We had a spelling test on it (what the flying fuck), everyone but me and this attractive girl (that I would never have the balls to ask out) got all of the words right. The spelling words were: its, it's, they're, there, their, were, where, and we're. Also I think anyone is a retard when you have people that think that they're your friends, and say HI MATT every single fucking day and try to start a fucking conversation. I just want to be left alone. Related: [img]http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3815/linkinpark1gs2.jpg[/img]

"Hey, your name is Dalton, right? I think I have you in my seventh period. . ." No shit, I've only been sitting right next to you for three weeks. Also, see edit reason.

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24816179]"Hey, you're name is Dalton, right? I think I have you in my seventh period. . ." No shit, I've only been sitting right next to you for three weeks.[/QUOTE] dalton is a nice name

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24816179]"Hey, you're name is Dalton, right? I think I have you in my seventh period. . ." No shit, I've only been sitting right next to you for three weeks.[/QUOTE] They're clearly too cool to notice you. You should feel good, you're finally moving up the social ladder.

[QUOTE=Gummeh;24816947]dalton is a nice name[/QUOTE] :buddy:

We were in Chinese preparing for our exam, a kid whose name I won't reveal was moved away from one other guy, he said to the teacher "Did you think I was going to cheat? Cause I was" Oh it was the funniest shit ever..

I wish my name was Dalton... Better than Matthew

When I was in last year of High school one of my History classmates asked what Hitler's surname was. :eng99: [editline]12:42AM[/editline] Also, on a funnier note, in my 4th year maths class, one of my classmates just kept asking the teacher ridiculous questions that had nothing to do with anything. Teach drew the line when he was asked if he'd ever been stabbed.

Before I tell you about what happened, I have to describe the principal there. Okay, so her name is Dr. Reddekkopp. She's about 5 feet 2 inches, and probably 5'2" around the middle. She's a square, pretty much. All the students there have taken to calling her "The Penguin" because she waddles and, quite honestly, looks like a penguin. Okay. Now for the story. Two years ago (junior year in highschool), these two guys started fighting during the lunch period. They were going all out, and it took about six administrators/teachers to pull them apart. Before they got pulled apart though, the principal decided that she was gonna try and help stop the fight, so she steps up and tries to help. In the midst of all this, one of the guys yanks his hand backwards and punches the principal square in the nose. :downs: Nice going, mate.

One time, we were reading some story about some 7th grader who had his first french kiss, and the class was randomly asking if the guy was black or white. They discuss about it for a couple minutes, then it gets quiet as one kid says this. "Well, I don't think the kid is black, because it didn't say rape in the story." Teacher had the most concerned look on her face I've ever seen. I laughed.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24816160]Some clusterfuck opened a jar[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24816160]Some clusterfuck[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;24816160]clusterfuck[/QUOTE] clusterfuck (plural clusterfucks) (vulgar) A chaotic mess that might be compared to group sex, in which participants are so intertwined and intermingled that they might penetrate each other rather than their intended target. Its more precise usage describes a particular kind of Catch-22, in which multiple complicated problems mutually interfere with each other's solution. The looser usage, referring to any chaotic situation, probably prevails.

This one girl in my class likes Justin Bieber.

Meanwhile in finnish class: "Hey... Hey you.. Cuban boy.. Joseph. I want you to help me cheat" I look at him and just looking at his smug face i tell him no.

I do so many stupid things in school it would be better if I didnt say anything.

This girl asked me how to open a document, save the document, and then close it. :smithicide:

Well in my English 11 class, we had a class discusion about why it is a bad idea to be a black guy in a horror movie. I have now idea how it started but it went on for the whole period. I nearly shit my pants laughing.

Some kid once drew a bunch of dicks on his table then in the middle of class yelled "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DICKS ON MY TABLE?" Needless to say he got kicked out that day.

A bunch of kids in my class are idiots, but they can be funny sometimes.

Music Class Teacher: Okay is that Katie with a K? Guy: No, it's Katie with an R that one ended our day with a lecture about respect. Science Class Amazing Teacher: Yes, back to school, get that dust off your brain. Guy: Get that dust off your dick. That made my week, but he got an in-school suspension. (The fuu-?) And on to a legend. Mid-year a foreing kid, (we'll call him 'kid') joined the school. He started off with grabbin girl's asses but he kicked into full blast slightly later, my friend and I overheard his teacher talking to ours about him telling students to suck his dick and how he wrote an apology saying "Sorry for telling you to suck my dick." And he kicked it up worse. We have a teacher who wears too much make-up and here's what happened: *kid laughs* Teacher: stop laughing! kid: Kay wow, shut up, you look like a porn star, you know what you can do? You can suck my dick." She looks incredibly shocked Kid: Yeah I know, I'll just walk up to the office myself. And something similar happened with the gym teacher. All my stories are true, precise, and un-exaggerated. Thanks for listening.

We were making a class playlist and one of the [b]males[/b] suggested Baby - Justin Bieber. The shitstorm that ensued was quite funny.

Friend basically went :psyboom: over the idea of empty space...he just walked out of class screaming, "NO! Its not Possible!"

[QUOTE=Swilly;24835485]Friend basically went :psyboom: over the idea of empty space...he just walked out of class screaming, "NO! Its not Possible!"[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://www.archives.gov/press/press-kits/picturing-the-century-photos/images/space-shuttle-challenger.jpg[/img_thumb]

Back in Grade 6 Art class, our teacher who was a suspected pedophile was getting mad at a kid who was talking even though fucking everyone was talking. This is pretty much how the argument went. Teacher: Stop talking, I'm trying to talk to the class and I need your attention. Student: Ok. Teacher: No, stop talking. I'm tired of hearing your voice. Student: Ok. Teacher: SHUT UP, GO TO THE OFFICE! I'm not letting you get the last word in! Student: Ok. Teacher: GOD Also there's a kid named Adam and he has mental issues because his mom did crack or something and his voice constantly sounds like a 2 year old going through puberty. Well, during lunch one day he was outside and leaning against the wall beside a window. Someone in the classroom opened the window and yelled to Adam, "RACCOONS STOLE MY PENIS" and he ran away crying. Fun facts about our pedo-teacher: -He's almost been fired twice and is also considered the "school nurse". -I got a wrist injury during volleyball in gym, and he made me take my shirt off so he could look at it. -He watches porn during his LA classes. -A friend of mine went into his classroom during lunch and came on his computer keyboard/mouse. -During gym classes, he constantly stares at the girls asses, and looks down their shirts when hes talking to them. Hes gone into the girls change-room while they were in there many times. -He still works at that school to this day.

[QUOTE=Sweet Berries;24835242]Music Class Teacher: Okay is that Katie with a K? Guy: No, it's Katie with an R that one ended our day with a lecture about respect. Science Class Amazing Teacher: Yes, back to school, get that dust off your brain. Guy: Get that dust off your dick. That made my week, but he got an in-school suspension. (The fuu-?) And on to a legend. Mid-year a foreing kid, (we'll call him 'kid') joined the school. He started off with grabbin girl's asses but he kicked into full blast slightly later, my friend and I overheard his teacher talking to ours about him telling students to suck his dick and how he wrote an apology saying "Sorry for telling you to suck my dick." And he kicked it up worse. We have a teacher who wears too much make-up and here's what happened: *kid laughs* Teacher: stop laughing! kid: Kay wow, shut up, you look like a porn star, you know what you can do? You can suck my dick." She looks incredibly shocked Kid: Yeah I know, I'll just walk up to the office myself. And something similar happened with the gym teacher. All my stories are true, precise, and un-exaggerated. Thanks for listening.[/QUOTE] So much bad spelling and grammar I now want to kill myself.

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;24816179]"Hey, your name is Dalton, right? I think I have you in my seventh period. . ." No shit, I've only been sitting right next to you for three weeks. Also, see edit reason.[/QUOTE] Wow, someone reaches out to be a friend with you and you do that? Asshole.

My spanish teacher told us to make accounts on this one "games" site. We made the username our firstandlast name, and the password my spanish teachers name. One kid who wasnt stupid enough to do that, and me, got on peoples 'accounts' and made them fail their games. Best part was the overreactions, because it wasn't for a grade or anything.

I've got the worst classmate ever. No fucking shit, you [i]will not[/i] be able to come up with someone who is worse. He's so fucking bad, he [i]literally[/i] has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Conner. Fucking. McCoy. AKA Ulrichthehedgehog. [img]http://i40.tinypic.com/ofprvq.jpg[/img] [url=http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ulrichthehedgehog]Beware, this is his ED page.[/url]

"Elia! Press the ESC button!" *Elia searches for the ESC button... ... on the monitor* What a clever girl :buddy:

Today I yelled shitfluster tits when i spilled my water bottle on my paper (it wasn't important). Luke (one of my classmates asked "Shitfluster tits?" While my math teacher walked in. I think I was the stupid one for getting my friend in trouble :smith:

[QUOTE=Blockjuice II;24833170]One time, we were reading some story about some 7th grader who had his first french kiss, and the class was randomly asking if the guy was black or white. They discuss about it for a couple minutes, then it gets quiet as one kid says this. "Well, I don't think the kid is black, because it didn't say rape in the story." Teacher had the most concerned look on her face I've ever seen. I laughed.[/QUOTE] I think I read that story before...