What ruined your fapping session - General

Aye you know what to do Mine: Was scrolling through a forum and saw a goatse

This thread.

well i diddnt know what anal prolapse was so i clicked the video and found out

[QUOTE=MrTwicks;22725483]well i diddnt know what anal prolapse was so i clicked the video and found out[/QUOTE] Pretty sad bro

Somebody coming home.

[QUOTE=PvtVain;22725521]Pretty sad bro[/QUOTE] tell me about it actually dont.

[QUOTE=mahboi.txt;22725474]This thread.[/QUOTE] [quote=mahboi.txt]does white stuff come out for you i'm 14 so i guess that doesn't sound good[/quote] Yup.

my cat always ruins it :(

[QUOTE=EFG;22725616]Yup.[/QUOTE] Wasn't expecting to have sperm at 14 give me a break this is my first time seeing that.

[QUOTE=mahboi.txt;22725647]Wasn't expecting to have sperm at 14 give me a break this is my first time seeing that.[/QUOTE] You're younger than that :v:

[QUOTE=mahboi.txt;22725647]Wasn't expecting to have sperm at 14 give me a break this is my first time seeing that.[/QUOTE] :sotw:

[img]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/728200lessfuu.png[/img] Picture

[QUOTE=mahboi.txt;22725474]This thread.[/QUOTE] This person's face. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=22689737&postcount=29[/url] [editline]02:37PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mahboi.txt;22725647]Wasn't expecting to have sperm at 14 give me a break this is my first time seeing that.[/QUOTE] Haha,you are 12. Good day to you.

:iceburn: to the kid

Anywho,I enclaved you into hall of fame,you should be thankfull to me. [editline]02:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=PvtVain;22725828]:iceburn: to the kid[/QUOTE] Just doin' my job. :c00lbert:

[QUOTE=Thundermanz;22725834]Anywho,I enclaved you into hall of fame,you should be thankfull to me. [editline]02:38PM[/editline] Just doin' my job. :c00lbert:[/QUOTE] Hope you die of AIDS or cancer or ANYTHING. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Benji))[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Permabanned user" - Benji))[/highlight]

Sound of a door shutting across my house at 4:00 :<

Telemarketer.

[QUOTE=Jabberwocky;22726542]Telemarketer.[/QUOTE] Should've loudly finished whilst still on the phone. [QUOTE=mahboi.txt;22726395]Hope you die of AIDS or cancer or ANYTHING.[/QUOTE] Quick! Report him for flaming! He must be purged off of FP!

[QUOTE=mahboi.txt;22726395]Hope you die of AIDS or cancer or ANYTHING.[/QUOTE] You hope that upon a stranger whom you don't know at all over a silly thread that you made and he exploited your own mistake and now you wish that upon him? Really? That's a little sad and very dissappointing.

My ex-gf

[QUOTE=mahboi.txt;22726395]Hope you die of AIDS or cancer or ANYTHING. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - Benji))[/highlight][/QUOTE] Haha. :v:

Oh boy.

That is pretty harsh bro

Phone call

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becareful, if he sees you again, you're fucked in the ass

He even called me [sp]Nigger[/sp] and some other stuff,but I closed window,thinking that I selected that as well. :frown:

[QUOTE=Thundermanz;22727516]Wall of text below: After that he started mumbling,got a bit of it. :v: [editline]04:55PM[/editline] Here's mumbling if anyone wants it [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?zjemzdtduwj[/url][/QUOTE] hahahah lmao I can't stop loling what a dumbass the mumbling is weird ho uses custom characters as a steam name anyway

:l where is this thread going to?