• Now Available on Steam - Mountain
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Bought this game with money I got from trading cards, so far... Pretty mountain, I guess.
this game is so ~ART~ that even the system requirements are art [img]http://puu.sh/aXYJy.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Untouch;45729284]this game is so ~ART~ that even the system requirements are art [img]http://puu.sh/aXYJy.png[/img][/QUOTE] [sp]It's a satire game. This is the creator -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNMPrPyUcnM [/sp]
[QUOTE]- no controls - automatic save - audio on/off switch - time moves forward - things grow and things die - nature expresses itself [/QUOTE] I should gift this game to someone and see how they react :v:
[quote]"Welcome to an existential nightmare." - Patrick Klepek, Giant Bomb[/quote] oh no oh nooooooooooooooo
Why does reviewing this thread force my steam client on? Bitch I came to this thread to view it not for it to force shit on me.
Wait so do you literally not do anything in this game or what
Why is this listed as an RPG.
[QUOTE=Higginz511;45729817]Why is this listed as an RPG.[/QUOTE] You role-play as a mountain.
[QUOTE=Swiket;45729829]You role-play as a mountain.[/QUOTE] Fucking sold
So Screensaver: The Video Game?
[QUOTE=proch;45729706]Wait so do you literally not do anything in this game or what[/QUOTE] you are just a camera that spins around a moutain [editline]18th August 2014[/editline] so no you don't do anything
Yeah it's screen saver the video game. You draw some shit which somehow effects generation and then it just sits there. I didn't expect much for 99 cents tho.
I think this is by the guy who designed the game in Her.
I might want this just cuz it looks relaxing
He needs to add an option to turn on/off the graphics
More game play than Gone Home.
You know, for $0.99, this isn't a bad deal. Needs a background mode so you can make it look like your desktop.
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;45730174]You know, for $0.99, this isn't a bad deal.[/QUOTE] And this is why this non-game is on Steam. Because people will buy it.
And this is proof as to why greenlight is a completely broken system right now you can argue that gone home or dear esther isn't a game, and it's really just an interactive story, and hey, that's fine, that's OK to be on steam. people like that. It doesn't have gameplay but instead, storyline. There is nothing wrong with that. but this is [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCWz0VqMgE"]way beyond that[/URL], it's literally equivalent to a screensaver or phone background, it is not a game [B]period.[/B]
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;45730246]And this is why this non-game is on Steam. Because people will buy it.[/QUOTE] I could probably find 99c just walking around a city. Yeah, and everything counts in small amounts.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/aY5NP/81cb6b3015.png[/IMG] [img]http://puu.sh/aY5Ig/123bc6b5da.png[/img] what
This game is the centerpoint of the debate on what is a game. The problem is, if it's a parody, it's kind of a bad one as it doesn't have much... poking fun at other 2deep4u games. It went so far into the not-game direction it lost its message. Mountain is something that is bad regardless if it's a joke. You're paying to be the punchline.
[QUOTE=J!NX;45730265]And this is proof as to why greenlight is a completely broken system right now you can argue that gone home or dear esther isn't a game, and it's really just an interactive story, and hey, that's fine, that's OK to be on steam. people like that. It doesn't have gameplay but instead, storyline. There is nothing wrong with that. but this is [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCWz0VqMgE"]way beyond that[/URL], it's literally equivalent to a screensaver or phone background, it is not a game [B]period.[/B][/QUOTE] I don't really get why you complain about it. Stick to the games you know are good, ignore the ones you know are bad. I, for one, accept this new diversity in Steam games.
Who cares honestly, if people wanted this game to be on steam so bad let them i guess they are the one's paying. Personally I love it how steam has gathered so many pc games over the years. I almost have everything that I had on cd's years ago. Installing something like gta 1 and then gta v on the go without any hassle is just epic this is mainly the reason why pc is the master race.
I can't wait for Neogaf to blindly praise it and then completely miss that it's a total parody and that they are all idiots.
Maybe I should make on of these and sell it for a buck. Name it Bush or Volcano or something. Give it hat DLC. Just workshopping ideas here.
[QUOTE=Shotz;45731012]Maybe I should make on of these and sell it for a buck. Name it Bush or Volcano or something. Give it hat DLC. Just workshopping ideas here.[/QUOTE] I'd pay for a volcano.
the very existence of this on the steam store is giving me huge marcel duchamp vibes
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