• Why do you masturbate?
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I do it because it looks pretty cool, but it needs some work on the texture though.
because I don't leave my house and meet women that might be interested in having sexual intercourse with me
It looks pretty cool, work on the textures though.
Stop Spamming damnit
i don't know man my texture is pretty floopy
[QUOTE=Native Hunter;42824680]Stop Spamming damnit[/QUOTE] It looks pretty cool, work on the textures though.
texture
Because the woman I love is on the other side of the country getting high and fucking other men [editline]oh hamburgers[/editline] Every time I post I end up imagining it coming from my avatar and it makes me laugh literally every time
Because, Dan got me so horny.
To feel like a God
feels good
Boredom, release stress, because I can't get a woman
I get bored.
Its like a defiance to God himself. Instead of using my glorious man hood to penetrate the vagina of woman I instead sit alone infront of my computer. simulating the act of sex with my dry, un lubed hands. Spreading my precious seed into my bed, on the floor, a kleenex, but never into the womb where it would create a new spawn of the lord jesus christ. Instead the seed dries up and dies becoming little more then a damp spot on my bed sheets. Never will these sperm reach a womb. Wasted. Un-usable. Weak. And that is why I masturbate.
[QUOTE=Revolver Osha;42824912]Its like a defiance to God himself. Instead of using my glorious man hood to penetrate the vagina of woman I instead sit alone infront of my computer. simulating the act of sex with my dry, un lubed hands. Spreading my precious seed into my bed, on the floor, a kleenex, but never into the womb where it would create a new spawn of the lord jesus christ. Instead the seed dries up and dies becoming little more then a damp spot on my bed sheets. Never will these sperm reach a womb. Wasted. Un-usable. Weak. And that is why I masturbate.[/QUOTE] that's dark.
[QUOTE=gaminji;42825094]that's dark.[/QUOTE] That's hot.
To gain easy experience for leveling fletching.
i like how these spam threads end up being actual usable threads
[QUOTE=Jrose14;42825125]That's hot.[/QUOTE] ur hot bby <3
It aint gonna yank it's self
i masterbiate because it helps me control my desires to whip out my dick in public and shove it in peoples faces
[QUOTE=Jrose14;42825125]That's hot.[/QUOTE] needs work on the textures though
I don't masturbate
Because my girlfriend lives 5 hours away from me and I barely get to see her...
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;42825646]I don't masturbate[/QUOTE] why
[QUOTE=Xieneus;42825664]why[/QUOTE] he needs to work on the textures
Because chubby girls are so delicious
sperm genocide.
Let the negative energy flow out, and let the positive energy in
The Succubus seems to like it. Doesn't bother me when I do it.
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