Explore my room: privileged american suburbanite edition - General

[i]You are now looking at the [b]NORTH WALL[/b]. You are sitting on the [b]BED[/b], with your back against the [b]SOUTH WALL[/b].To the west, there is a window, to the east, a cabinet, a bookcase, and a few doors. What will you do now?[/i] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sCvwd.jpg[/IMG]

Look up porn. [editline]26th August 2012[/editline] Or show us your dildo.

Cum on your laptop.

Show guitar.

[QUOTE=father_snake;37414150]Look up porn. [editline]26th August 2012[/editline] Or show us your dildo.[/QUOTE] [i]object: "dildo" not found. Searching for objectclass: "pornography".... No pornography detected.[/i]

put your desk chair on top of your bed

Face nautical east.

[QUOTE=garry 2;37414214]put your desk chair on top of your bed[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Wzl9R.jpg[/IMG] [i]You put the [b]DESK CHAIR[/b] on your [B]BED[/B] and briefly wonder why.[/i]

Woah fuck nautical east take a look at that motherfucking rainbow painting

[QUOTE=Slater;37414198]Show guitar.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LYbnu.jpg[/IMG] [i]This is your [b]SWEET BASS GUITAR[/b]. It's one of your most prized posessions. Also in the shot is your [b]DARK SIDE OF THE MOON POSTER[/B]. You still haven't gotten around to hang it.[/i]

Unplug all the cords on the electric socket

Eat pillow.

[QUOTE=DireAvenger;37414237]Face nautical east.[/QUOTE] [i]You are now facing the [b]EAST WALL.[/b]. You can see three doors, a bookcase, and a [b]MYSTERIOUS CABINET.[/b].[/i] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/L2zLA.jpg[/IMG]

Stack all loose desk items on top of the chair.

Turn your helmet into a popcorn bowl.

Equip WW2 helmet

[QUOTE=Slater;37414310]Stack all loose desk items on top of the chair.[/QUOTE] [i]You have already moved your [b]DESK CHAIR[/b] back to its original position. However, you stack all your loose items on the chair. They include your [b]CRAP HEADPHONES[/B], several [b]PLASTIC ARMY MEN[/B], a [b]GLASS COCA-COLA BOTTLE[/B], two [B]ALTOIDS TINS[/B], one with your loose change inside. There's also your [b]WALLET[/B] and prized [B] TINY TABASCO BOTTLE[/B].[/i] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/78lzV.jpg[/IMG]

Look for hidden treasure.

Observe contents of cabinet

[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;37414343]Equip WW2 helmet[/QUOTE] [i]You examine your [B]VINTAGE COMBAT HELMET[/B]. Another one of your favourite belongings, this baby probably saw action in the 'nam. You picked it up at an army surplus store and fell in love with it ever since.[/i] [editline]26th August 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/n9Me5.jpg[/IMG] [editline]26th August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=father_snake;37414391]Observe contents of cabinet[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JzjNi.jpg[/IMG] [i]You open up your [b]MYSTERIOUS CABINET.[/B]. Inside it is your [B]DAEWOO TELEVISION SET[/B] and your old [B]XBOX 360[/B], which you sold all the games for in the steam summer sale. On the top shelf there are [b]ASSORTED MOVIES, GAMES, AND TRINKETS.[/B]. Would you like to examine anything closer?[/i] [editline]26th August 2012[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LVCN3.jpg[/IMG] [i]There are also several [b]OLD BOOKS[/b] that you almost never read because you are an [b]ILLITERATE AMERICAN[/B], and from Georgia to boot.[/i].

>EXAMINE the book with the illustration of the SPOOKY EVIL LOOKING KNIGHT . . .

[QUOTE=No Party Hats;37414631]>EXAMINE the book with the illustration of the SPOOKY EVIL LOOKING KNIGHT . . .[/QUOTE] [i] The [b]SPOOKY SCARY KNIGHT[/b] turned out to be none other than [b]DARTH VADER[/b] when examined. It looks like that book is just the novelization of the three [b]STAR WARS PREQUELS[/B].Yeah, your childhood self had no sense of taste.[/i] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sIXjT.jpg[/IMG]

>show penis >walk out door >go outside

[QUOTE=C:\;37414724]>show penis >walk out door >go outside[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pewPd.jpg[/IMG] [i]This is the [B]DOOR[/b] to your [b]BEDROOM[/b]. You can see the [b]WEST WALL[/b], on which is situated the [b]BEDSIDE TABLE[/b]. What will you do next?[/i]

[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;37414264][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LYbnu.jpg[/IMG] [i]This is your [b]SWEET BASS GUITAR[/b]. It's one of your most prized posessions. Also in the shot is your [b]DARK SIDE OF THE MOON POSTER[/B]. You still haven't gotten around to hang it.[/i][/QUOTE] What series Corvette is this? Looks like a Proline to me.

[QUOTE=dcalde78;37414963]What series Corvette is this? Looks like a Proline to me.[/QUOTE] [i]Further [b] INTERNET RESEARCH[/B] indicates that it is indeed a Proline Warwick Corvette.[/i]

paint walls yellow

>give xbox to me >pls

Look under bed.

[QUOTE=Se1f_Distruct;37421729]Look under bed.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pUHNz.jpg[/IMG] [i]It is too dark to take a photograph, however, you do find some [B]SMELLY OLD SPORTS SOCKS[/b] lying under there. There is some crusty yellowish white residue in one of them. You'd rather not think about it.[/i]