Finally, the simulator game for me. Who wants to do boring ass farming or trucking when you can just forget all your troubles and pet a goat?
Where do I pre-order?
lol, gta 5 is nothin compared to this.
needs co-op
does it include the goat tower
Sadly this game didn't live up to the hype. The developer promised more than he could handle.
Muslims, rejoice!
[QUOTE=uzikus;42080508]Muslims, rejoice![/QUOTE]
Dating sim
This better be Oculus Rift AND Razer Hydra compatible at some point in the future, or else I won't give it the time of day.
The best goat petting of All Time
GOAT goat petting simulator.
Needs guns.
the reason why the trees appear to move when you approach them is because they utilize different LODs in order to conserve the game's resources
emulating goat petting is a complex task and it requires lots of processing power
There's a button that says "quit" on it for some reason
I don't understand
Is a GTX 670 enough to run this? I can't say, the amount of tessellation taking place in that scene looks detrimental.
Doesn't climb ladders.
2/10.
buy new sheep dlc for only $14.99!!!
[QUOTE=skullorz;42081385]buy new sheep dlc for only $14.99!!![/QUOTE]
What the fuck? Why would I want to pet a sheep in a video game?
Companies pulling shit like this to cater to the casual first person sheeper audience is a clear sign of decline in today's industry. Can't we just have a good old fashioned [I][B]goat[/B][/I] petting simulator without some stupid convoluted bullshit surrounding it?
They're really running out of ideas for these simulators aren't they
Does it have Rift and Omni support?
damnit I released my game "Rock Watcher Simulator" too soon.
Made that shit back in 2011 before this big simulation craze hit.
I could of been a millionaire :suicide:
As a goat owner myself, I think this game is fantastic and deserves every 10/10 it gets.
As an actual goat, I'd appreciate it if you'd take me out to dinner first.
#goatsarepeopletoo
Actually, ARMA III is a better goat simulator. It got a random goat spawning script. It supports up to 3000 goat AI on my computer before starting to slow down. They dynamically graze and bleat.
How long until there's a mod where rather than petting you actually control a goat and its free roam? With a 1 in 50 chance of encountering a Troll when you cross a bridge?
I got nothing, but what a weird premise.
[QUOTE=SteakStyles;42084202]How long until there's a mod where rather than petting you actually control a goat and its free roam? With a 1 in 50 chance of encountering a Troll when you cross a bridge?
I got nothing, but what a weird premise.[/QUOTE]
In ARMA II, goats were a playable class.
[QUOTE=Vilusia;42082516]damnit I released my game "Rock Watcher Simulator" too soon.
Made that shit back in 2011 before this big simulation craze hit.
I could of been a millionaire :suicide:[/QUOTE]
make a sequel
dem default unity assets
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