The deepest, darkest secret of yours that you're willing to share on a public forum-V2- - General

Pretty sure I remember someone making a thread like this. It was a fun idea, so lets try it out. [U]Guidelines-[/U] -Don't judge. Asking questions is okay, but If they consider it their deepest, darkest secret then they likely don't want to be nagged about it. -Avoid stupid, sarcastic posts. Some of this stuff [I]may[/I] get serious. [I]Maybe.[/I] -General forum rules apply. Go.

I hate this thread

I love this thread

I own a dildo. [editline]21st May 2013[/editline] I also have an anime pillow.

i'm straight

i see dark ones when im drunk

I'm one of those dumb self-loathing furries.

I still watch Spongebob....Fuck it he's awesome.

[QUOTE=slayer20;40722615]I own a dildo. [editline]21st May 2013[/editline] I also have an anime pillow.[/QUOTE] Well one of mine would be that I want either of those. I also treated one of my good friends like absolute shit when they didn't deserve it because I didn't understand something important.

I'm not actually a zombie.

I'm a member of facepunch

I love life, I love everybody, I've had the greatest year of my life and yet this very moment I feel an extreme urge to shoot myself.

I'm a huge fucking hipster and I hate everyone's music taste I also hate you

I am like the only person on Earth who regrets buying No Time To Explain.

I fell completely in love with a girl I met on facebook, her mom even told me to ask her out and stuff. She's ignoring me now.

I do not enjoy being the company of my adopted brother.

I think I posted this somewhere already, but I want to share it again for some reason It's not really a dark secret or something, it's just a... thing I've been trying to make my exgf feel secure about herself, but she still hates her body no matter what, she seems to just ignore what I say, and it's killing me, I want to help her and I'm doing all I can but it doesn't seem enough, I don't even know what to do

i got inward nips

That relationship's just going to be shitty forever. It's not worth it.

My 15 years old cousin arouses me. I can't do anything about this ... she looks so cute, so sexy.

[QUOTE=Zinayzen;40730782]That relationship's just going to be shitty forever. It's not worth it.[/QUOTE] If you're replying to my post, then I don't care as much for the relationship as I just want her to feel comfortable in her skin and happy about the way she is.

That's not your job. You've tried, she doesn't care what you have to say.

- I still play with Bionicles, and I give all the Bionicles I make names and backstories. [SP]I have 9 on my desk right now.[/SP] - I still enjoy watching cartoons like Transformers, Yu-Gi-Oh, etc. - Speaking of Yu-Gi-Oh, I still have a shit ton of cards packed away, and my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh cartoon is 5D's. - I haven't cleaned my room in forever. There's LEGO, Bionicle, clothes, cords, etc laying around my floor. - I have $475 in cash, but I have nothing to spend it on.

[QUOTE=Kurahk;40731019]- I still play with Bionicles, and I give all the Bionicles I make names and backstories. [SP]I have 9 on my desk right now.[/SP] - I still enjoy watching cartoons like Transformers, Yu-Gi-Oh, etc. - Speaking of Yu-Gi-Oh, I still have a shit ton of cards packed away, and my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh cartoon is 5D's. - I haven't cleaned my room in forever. There's LEGO, Bionicle, clothes, cords, etc laying around my floor. - I have $475 in cash, but I have nothing to spend it on.[/QUOTE] you could send some of that cash some of my way so i can get serious sam 3 on topic, i have a massive superiority complex, I'm a perfecionist, and I'm awfully greedy at times

I've considered masturbating while wearing a condom just to see how it feels.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;40732263]I've considered masturbating while wearing a condom just to see how it feels.[/QUOTE] overrated OT: I feel like me and my conscience are two separate people and it's really strange and can't explain to people And I don't enjoy sex that much, some days I find it gross (inb4 you must be shit, I'm not and they aren't)

it feels terrible but that's the point, if it was super great you'd finish immediately

[QUOTE=Kurahk;40731019]- I still play with Bionicles, and I give all the Bionicles I make names and backstories. [SP]I have 9 on my desk right now.[/SP][/QUOTE] [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/IMG_04275.JPG[/img_thumb] I let Kirop live on my monitor. I'm surprised playing with Bionicle counts as a dark secret, MOC'ing with them is tons of fun.

I once pooped on the playground when I was like 3?

SNIP regretted posting that. Way too secret. [editline]21st May 2013[/editline] Dammit did anybody see it? :tinfoil: