Post some of your lame jokes.
They should be pretty lame.
Here are some of mine:
What did one broom say to the other before they went to bed?
Sweep well!
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
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How did the cat respond when told a shocking story?
You've gotta be kittin' me!
It's pretty bad if you say jokes like this:
Question
Person's Reply
Answer
Most of the time the Person's reply is funnier then the joke itself.
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff
Buh-dum, tish...
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A man walks into a bar.
Ow.
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A man was recently fired from the Pepsi company. He tested positive for Coke.
What would you get if you had Lady Gaga and the Googoo dolls team up?
GoogooGaga
Three men walk into a bar. There were no survivors.
A Priest, a Rabbi and a Leprechaun walk into a bar. The Leprechaun looks around and says, "Woah bejaysus! I'm in the wrong joke!"
What do you call a cat that bowls?
An Alley Cat!
why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side
A mexican, a Jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says, "get the fuck out"
Axe me a question.
I played a game where we would say a lame joke and then sing "Keep on the sunny side always on the sunny side of life, nananananaa you'll feel no pain as we drive you all insane keep on the sunny side of life." We kept it going for about 40minutes.
why did shark where a suit...
becasue he was dressed to kill
A-OH!
Why couldn't the cat go in a circle?
Because it was a fe[b]line[/b]
My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...
i hear this one A LOT
chuck norris can beleive its not butter
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops after 3 hos.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
He only cums once a year.
[QUOTE=slippp22;19269013]why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side[/QUOTE]
I guess we´ve all hard that one, but someone tell me, why did the hare cross the road?
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Why are Santa's balls so big?
He only cums once a year.[/QUOTE]
i guess you'd know
Who are the worlds best person at hide 'n' seek?
[sp]Osama Bin Laden[/sp]
Whats the difference between clouds and clowns?
Clowns have eyes!
knock knock
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never really on your side...
[quote=midlet_guy;19273148]knock knock[/quote]
who dat.
Your mother!
Get it?
no
Ahaha!
Wich row in the supermarket does the Spy avoid?
the Pie-Row!
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How does the Pyro pay?
With Spy-Checks!
Why did princess diana cross the road?
(she wasn't wearing a seatbelt)
What did the deaf, blind and dumb kid get for christmas?
(cancer)
A man walks into a bar (and orders a drink)
Why did the spy cross the road?
[sp]He never was on your side[/sp]:downs:
She was the bootlegger's daughter, but I loved her still. . .
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