What Can You Do in 9.58 Seconds?

[TheLittleElfWho]

Uziane Bolt can run 100 meters in 9.58 seconds.

What can you do in that time?

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GNRM-_gWgSk/SKy-HweYsrI/AAAAAAAACa4/Iw4WRy9bNZA/s400/Usain+Bolt+-+Jamaica+04.JPG[/img]

[Voice]

\Read this thread.

[silvermann]

search porn

[Flipschtik]

Blink.

[Kaz]

I can make Top Ramen in 9.58 seconds and get back to whatever I was doing.

[Slig army]

[QUOTE=kamikaze470;16885808]I can make Top Ramen in 9.58 seconds and get back to whatever I was doing.[/QUOTE]

Am I the only one in the world that thinks Ramen tastes like shit?

[Omnimancer]

in 9.58 seconds i can watch uzaine bolt run 100 meters in 9.58 seconds

[xpod1]

[QUOTE=Voice;16885781]\Read this thread.[/QUOTE]

This.

Also type this reply.

[Klownox]

In 9.58 seconds I can breathe many times.

[Candels]

Masturbate.

:v:

[Jakkalen]

Destory things.

[Stephen Colbert]

your mom

[Turbis2]

Fap.
And continue fapping while the time runs out.

[slippp22]

read this thread

[kebabs]

[QUOTE=Turbis2;16885948]Fap.
And continue fapping while the time runs out.[/QUOTE]

Any male can wank within any timezone. The question is, can you jizz in 9.58 seconds.

Edit:

Damn nasty ninja's are about.

[xpod1]

9[b].58[/b] Seconds. :flashfact:

[Omnimancer]

in 9.58 seconds i can count to 9.58 seconds

[I Memo]

[quote=candels;16885870]masturbate.

:v:[/quote]

ahahahaha premature bastard :smug:

[Muscar]

Type the alphabet, almost 2 times. (personal best is 5,6 sec)

[Jaanus]

something you will never figure out

[cosmic duck]

I know what i cant do, and neither can you.

[Grea$eMonkey]

Post this.

[Benji]

Way too much

[HARDCORERAPE]

drink a mug of hot chocolate then make people say "what the fuck that was quick" to which i answer "i like hot chocolate"

[Slig army]

[QUOTE=Jaanus;16886236]something you will never figure out[/QUOTE]

Breaking news!

Nobody gives a flying fuck about your shitty cryptic avatars.

[DesertRaptor]

HOLY SHIT MOD COMBO IT IS TOO POWERFUL

ahhh

[Rasrap Smurf]

:wtc: with the mods

[Fishke]

:wtc:

[PCRShade]

[QUOTE=HARDCORERAPE;16886253]drink a mug of hot chocolate then make people say "what the fuck that was quick" to which i answer "i like hot chocolate"[/QUOTE]

:gb2byob:

[Meader]

What just happened with all those mods at once? I'm confused.

And I could hit this joint.