Make an employee of a fast-food restaurant of your choice quit his job with one drive-thru order.
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Subway:
Eight double-meat meatball marinara sandwiches on flatbread with extra marinara sauce and extra amounts of every vegetable, with a row of pickles folded in half between each layer of vegetables, and extra guacamole on top of the vegetables. Do not toast the sandwiches, but warm the meatballs, cheese, and sauce up together in the microwave before putting them on the sandwiches.
Pull up to the window before the sandwiches are finished being made, say you forgot to ask for three salads and an extra kid's meal.
i'm gonna order mcnuggets at a burger king
mcdonalds idfk (works for any restaurant but still):
i would like to order a piece of you, you sexy beast
Show him a countdown watch and quietly say "allau akbar" then drive away. He'll freak out and say isis is at mcdonalds and get fired. that's not the same as quitting but whatever.
i guess i could wear a suit at the drive thru and say "hey im looking to hire someone part time $30 an hour to build a lego playset for my incredibly rich family"
"yeah i'll have a fired employee please"
[editline]7th August 2016[/editline]
make it double with a large soda
I'll take three of everything
in the [I]drive-through[/I]
"I'll take a number 1, number 2, number 3, number 4, number 5, seven number 6's, two number 7's, actually could you supersize number 1, 3, 5 and one of the number 7's? i'll also take twenty one diet pepsi's and your wife. actually scratch the number 5, give me a number 8 instead."
Order a taco at Burger King. I have to have it my way, so they'll have no choice but to quit due to being unable to fulfill this request.
"go fuck yourself"
*drive off*
When I get my order I'll smell it and say "Smells like an art degree"
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
reminds me of this
[video=youtube;fjGctje0BLg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjGctje0BLg[/video]
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
[editline]8th August 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=pancakemix357;50848241]"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."[/QUOTE]
All you had to do was post something else CJ.
As a part-time grillboy, I can confirm that at least half these posts are accurate to some of the orders we actually get at McDonald's.
Just yesterday someone asked for tacos at McDonald's. They seemed really disappointed when I told them we don't have tacos.
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;50854475]Just yesterday someone asked for tacos at McDonald's. They seemed really disappointed when I told them we don't have tacos.[/QUOTE]
Does your location still have the snack wraps?
That's kind of like a fried chicken taco.
Ask for a Diet Dr. Coke.
When they ask if you mean Dr. Pepper just make exasperated puffing sounds like they're crazy.
Single out your target and get their work schedule. Order a large pizza with no sauce, no cheese, no toppings and no dough. Do this every night your target is working, every hour. Bonus points, use different phones and speak in different accents and languages
Ask them if you can order some good food for once.
From reddit
The "2 Chainz Special".
Dude comes in and asks for a big philly. The big philly is a steak sandwich that comes with 3 trays of meat (all other comes with just 2) and double cheese.
He asks for double meat and double cheese, toasted. So at this point we have a sandwich with 6 trays of meat and 16 slices of cheese.
Specifically asks for 2 trays on the side he's about to eat now for lunch, and 4 on the other for dinner. The only vegetables he got was banana peppers, but then came sauces.
I emptied about a half bottle of oil, chipotle, sweet onion, and mayo each total. I could feel my arteries closing at this point.
He was cool and asked me to not attempt closing it, ended up wrapping in it saran.
The total came up to over $14 and as I handed it to him he said "I call this the 2 chainz special" and left. Never saw him again.
"Let me get a coke.
No, the other kind."
"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"
[QUOTE=NixNax123;50844788]i'm gonna order mcnuggets at a burger king[/QUOTE]
wear a blindfold and act senile as fuck
[QUOTE=Robman8908;50864885]"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"[/QUOTE]
I'd like one order of communion and for my sins to be forgiven.
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Ask for a military discount at a restaurant on a military base.
