Monkeys 'hinder India internet drive'

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[27X]

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you could spray the wires with raw capsaicin, which is found in abundance in India, and monkeys are deathly distasteful of.

[Apocalypsewaffle]

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ooooor

you could spray the wires with raw capsaicin, which is found in abundance in India, and monkeys are deathly distasteful of.[/QUOTE]

They can't do that

Because it would be disrespectful towards the monkeys

Welcome to India, a nation that can launch rockets into space and where half the people in it can't read and wipe their ass with their hands

[Zonesylvania]

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ooooor

you could spray the wires with raw capsaicin, which is found in abundance in India, and monkeys are deathly distasteful of.[/QUOTE]

The locals wouldnt approve of that, they'd probably go apeshit protesting.