Valve’s Bonkers Division experiments with tongue and arse control

[PCGamesN]

[url]http://www.pcgamesn.com/valve-s-bonkers-division-experiments-tongue-and-arse-control[/url]

[A_Pigeon]

tighten sphincter to deploy blue portal.

[Doritos-pope]

Introducing the limited edition portal dildo

You put it in your ass and some of it comes out through your mouth and onto your tongue.

[amos106]

I could see the Air Force using the tongue controller for pilots, although it would probably reduce the pilot's ability to fly down to a 12 year old on BF2

[Propane Addict]

These could be extremely useful for disable gamers.

[Ryu-Gi]

The "Butt Board" controller actually sounds kinda cool.

Don't tell me you've never instinctively leaned in your chair to avoid getting hit in a game before; something like adding the ability to dodge slightly by leaning would probably be a great addition to games.

[QUOTE=amos106;43092360]I could see the Air Force using the tongue controller for pilots, although it would probably reduce the pilot's ability to fly down to a 12 year old on BF2[/QUOTE]

Especially if they're calling someone "nigger" over the microphone.

"ha ha you n-OH FUCK WHY AM I CRASHING"

[Untouch]

Actually ass controlling might be helpful, say if you're driving a car or something.

[Woovie]

[QUOTE=A_Pigeon;43091892]tighten sphincter to deploy blue portal.[/QUOTE]
Trying to play portal while I need to shit, impossible.

[Rolond]

I've always wondered whether or not something like a gumshield with buttons you could press with your tongue would work.