Facts you wish you didn't know. - General

Do you know all the middle names of the Spice Girls? Do you know what some sort of disgusting body fluid tastes like? Do you know [i]exactly[/i] how giraffes have sex? Tell about that stuff here. Obviously, I go first. It just so happens I know all the names of the Jonas Brothers. Nick, Joe, and Kevin. I think... Your turn.

I know that my uncle watches Gay Porn. He was a priest.

I can invert my penis.

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16216639]I can invert my penis.[/QUOTE] Everyone can. Wait... Oh shit.

We're gifted, buddy. :downs:

Walruses have the second biggest penis, guess who has the biggest :buddy:

Me.

:iceburn:

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16216706]Me.[/QUOTE] You're fatter than a blue whale?

:iceburn: x 2

I know what Goatesse looks like. That pass?

What SGTNAPALM looks like naked.

[QUOTE=peabrain101;16216720]You're fatter than a blue whale?[/QUOTE] Down there? Yeah. Actually, no, it just [i]looks[/i] fat. It's all muscle, baby.

[QUOTE=Wisebrant;16216703]Walruses have the second biggest penis, guess who has the biggest :buddy:[/QUOTE] We already know i have the biggest penis so that leaves walruses in 3rd place.

iranians have nukes.

[QUOTE=Shawnald;16216769]What SGTNAPALM looks like naked.[/QUOTE] What then?

That i will die alone

Smoking is bad for you. I feel guilty every time I have a fag.

Dont drink and drive.

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16216706]Me.[/QUOTE] Wow, you walked right into that one.

I'm sure a ton of you know this one. Don't use soap when masturbating. It feels your jacking your penis skin right off.

death happens to everyone at some point argh

[QUOTE=Wisebrant;16217144]Wow, you walked right into that one.[/QUOTE] I don't get it. Am I missing something?

[QUOTE=xZippy;16218145]I'm sure a ton of you know this one. Don't use soap when masturbating. It feels your jacking your penis skin right off.[/QUOTE] Showerfap. My mom still doesn't know why I take 30-40 minutes in the shower.

Every person eats on average 3 spiders a year while asleep. [editline]09:37PM[/editline] :ohdear:

There are bugs that can travel up your urine and eat your wang off from the inside.

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16216780]Down there? Yeah. Actually, no, it just [i]looks[/i] fat. It's all muscle, baby.[/QUOTE] The human penis is held erect by three "bladders" which fill with blood. :science:

[QUOTE=xZippy;16218145]I'm sure a ton of you know this one. Don't use soap when masturbating. It feels your jacking your penis skin right off.[/QUOTE] I think you're using the wrong kind of soap. It feels fine to me. Maybe I just have a rock hard dick and balls of steel. :smug:

Im the only one in my town (4000) that likes furry :\

[QUOTE=Albino Cast;16225500]Im the only one in my town (4000) that likes furry :\[/QUOTE] Maybe that's a sign from god tell you to leave your town and start life anew. As in not a furry.