• ITT: Real life is a video game.
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So guys, I was walking down the street to complete an objective for Granny Jenkins (the woman who rewards you with 10 dollars and cookies), when suddenly some guy with a black avatar and the username xX_nigs5life_Xx (Extremely racist as fuck) shot me! I died in one hit, holy shit. He then took all my stuff! When I respawned, I was naked in Granny Jenkins' house since it was a checkpoint. Need I go on? Guns need to be nerfed, they're overpowered as FUCK. ONE. HIT.
I was flying my A-20, and some dickhead thought it would be a good idea to clip my wing from behind. I bailed, but then he came back around and rammed my chute. I fell 3 feet from the air and still died. I was revived to tell my story - John "Mad" Doe
Pace. (moderator): bans NateDude permanently
Hey guys you heard of the wipe this december 21th?
Pfft, I hope no one finds out I am using aimbot.
Oh god Some guy changed my avatar to a female Why won't Bible Inc. Support respond, i'm all kinds of uncomfortable. [editline]14th February 2012[/editline] And is it just me or are there alot more hackers? How am I supposed to enjoy life with all these cheaters.
Guys, remember the discontinued moon expasion? They say they are bringing it back in 2030 along with a mars pack! Anyone to confirm this?
Probably fake. [editline]:!;!3 dns[/editline] So I just completed the quest for Madame Merrysworth, the rich woman on the hill. It was the one where you have to [sp]sneak into the houss of her ex-husband and retrieve her teddy bear[/sp]. Afterwords, she gave me a Yellow-striped pole as a reward. I kept spam-clicking her, but she wouldn't respond. The item got sorted into "key-items" but I have no idea what it does. Help?
what a noob you fail at Real Life
So I joined a server called "School RP" and it is WAY too serious, I mean, you can't do ANYTHING!
I'm about to rage quit life right now.
I got run over by a car but some asshole noob took all the medkits.
[QUOTE=fudge blood;34689979]I'm about to rage quit life right now.[/QUOTE] Fuck sakes now we have 7,345,532,213 players instead of 7,345,532,214! HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO BALANCE THE TEAMS
[H2]TEAM SCRAMBLE[/H2]
I have a bug with these spider NPC's showing up in the corners of my walls. I keep moving them outside but anywhere from a day to a week later I'll find another hiding in the corner of my bedroom wall. Help?
[QUOTE=Bound;34690729]I have a bug with these spider NPC's showing up in the corners of my walls. I keep moving them outside but anywhere from a day to a week later I'll find another hiding in the corner of my bedroom wall. Help?[/QUOTE] The new patch gets rid of that problem. The newest one is 2.2.4.6 i believe. Here's the changelog. -Spiders now only spawn in outside areas and come in home very rarely. -Lung capacity increased by 0.2 -Fixed glitch when falling from sky into an enterable building.
Anyone knows any cheat codes or console commands to get laid easier? I can't seem to unlock the achievement :(
[QUOTE=Jesp;34691649]Anyone knows any cheat codes or console commands to get laid easier? I can't seem to unlock the achievement :([/QUOTE] I've heard Rohypnol does wonders but I've heard the exact opposite too.
I would spawn camp. No mercy.
hl2.exe keeps crashing :(
So I think I've found one of the spawn locations, and apparantly you are useless for a few months after spawning, it's a really good place to rack up some kills. But that's not everything, apparantly they take the sick and wounded there as well, i recommend taking an AK and a katana and you just aim for the throaths. make sure to wear an assassins mask though, because these Police bots seem to hold a grudge for quite a while..
Woah, guys, this video game is so advanced you can play like, thousands of other video games inside of this video game and some of those video games have video games inside of them.
I gave some smokes to a kid and he gave me a skateboard, hell yeah! (Lemme know if anyone gets the reference, if you do, you deserve credit)
[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;34691982]I gave some smokes to a kid and he gave me a skateboard, hell yeah! (Lemme know if anyone gets the reference, if you do, you deserve credit)[/QUOTE] stickRPG
[QUOTE=Araknid;34692000]stickRPG[/QUOTE] I love you. Here, lemme trade you my strange hat!
[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;34692009]I love you. Here, lemme trade you my strange hat![/QUOTE] I love stickrpg. But as I remember you give the kid a XXX video and he gives skateboard. Btws guys I got stuck on that mission with the univercity, any play thrus? Also, what's the level cap?
help admin terrorast is griffin me :(
God damn it whenever I wake up in the morning I get connection problems. I even got disconnected a few times too...
I pirated life
fukn noob food keeps force changing its heat to 15 whilst my heat limit is 8 i burned my mouth twice already
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