Friday, I'm going to smoke a bong with a friend. What can we do? - General

Friday I'm going to a mate to spend some time having fun. We have a plan to get 2gr of weed (I'm dutch btw). The plan so far seems to be that we are going to smoke it during the day, and probably into the night. We will be using a bong and joints. What can we do when stoned like a rock? Play games? Eat? Watch movies? Would be interested to know what you guys normally do which we can also try. :v:

Drink booze. Have aggressive sex.

First time I tried it I played Super Smash Brothers. I kept spacing out and not realizing that I'd respawned, after each death. It was amusing. Media in general is a good idea.

[QUOTE=SirDavid255;48271572]Drink booze. Have aggressive sex.[/QUOTE] I knew this was cumming. ^

have a lot of food man. you'll need it. shits the worst without food.

[QUOTE=FLIPPY;48271580]I knew this was cumming. ^[/QUOTE] oops

I smoked weed once. It was a very interesting experience. I couldn't do it again cause of my addiction problems that run in our family. I rather not risk that. Make sure you have plenty of food. I would get pizza, lots of it.

put salt in the bongwater like holy shit the first time i did that it was great

[QUOTE=Neat!;48271644]put salt in the bongwater like holy shit the first time i did that it was great[/QUOTE] Just did some searching. Isn't that for cleaning?

[QUOTE=iAmNumberOne;48271674]Just did some searching. Isn't that for cleaning?[/QUOTE] yeah it helps with cleaning it's quite useful. if you got a big enough bong put ice cubes in it, makes hits colder and is quite nicer tbh.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;48271583]have a lot of food man. you'll need it. shits the worst without food.[/QUOTE] The first time I smoked, me and some friends got like 12 burgers from McDonalds. Those were the best burgers I ever ate.

Take a tour of the local police station. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to give you one if you ask.

Get yourselves a pile of fresh-cut fruit and keep it in the fridge until you're stoned, it will be the best fucking thing ever once your hunger sets in. Avoid caffeine, it'll push you towards being sober, or at least sober-feeling. If you end up smoking too much and start feeling paranoid and anxious, just sleep it off, you'll be fine.

don't do it because it's illegal and bad

Go camping it will be hella sick The outdoors are always hella sick when you're high

[QUOTE=Antdawg;48273503]Go camping it will be hella sick The outdoors are always hella sick when you're high[/QUOTE] Especially when you find bears and shit. Hella sick. Or you get too high and fall off a cliff or some shit. Even better, so sick. Seriously don't do this if you live in the middle of a mountain range like I do, otherwise results may vary.

Continuously post about how high you are online until the police catch wind. Smoke with the police and then literally fuck the police. Also, eat. Especially that last bit.

When you get high, call 0900 8844 and tell them you're high. Give them your address and they'll deliver pizza.

[QUOTE=draugur;48273576]Especially when you find bears and shit. Hella sick. Or you get too high and fall off a cliff or some shit. Even better, so sick. Seriously don't do this if you live in the middle of a mountain range like I do, otherwise results may vary.[/QUOTE] Outdoors are fucking awesome it's just so much to take in especially with everything becoming more vibrant

[QUOTE=iAmNumberOne;48271514]Friday I'm going to a mate to spend some time having fun. We have a plan to get 2gr of weed (I'm dutch btw). The plan so far seems to be that we are going to smoke it during the day, and probably into the night. We will be using a bong and joints. What can we do when stoned like a rock? Play games? Eat? Watch movies? Would be interested to know what you guys normally do which we can also try. :v:[/QUOTE] So, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're getting 2 [B]grams[/B]? Yea that's not enough to smoke 'during the day and into the night', especially for two people. I can rip through 2 grams by myself in an hour or two, less if I'm trying to get completely smelted. Just trying to keep you expectations realistic, 2 grams isn't a lot of weed :v:

[QUOTE=draugur;48273593]When you get high, call 0900 8844 and tell them you're high. Give them your address and they'll deliver pizza.[/QUOTE] Seems like you really hate people who enjoy something different than you.

fun stoner prank: take a picture of your friend hitting the bong and then post the picture on facebook and tag him in it he'll get quite a kick out of it

[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;48273720]So, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're getting 2 [B]grams[/B]? Yea that's not enough to smoke 'during the day and into the night', especially for two people. I can rip through 2 grams by myself in an hour or two, less if I'm trying to get completely smelted. Just trying to keep you expectations realistic, 2 grams isn't a lot of weed :v:[/QUOTE] 2 grams is more than enough if you're not used to it, depending on the potwncy of the strain ofcourse [editline]23rd July 2015[/editline] Also make sure not to smoke the bong itself... The way you worded the title made it sound like thats your plan.

Lose, because winners don't do drugs.

[QUOTE=Recurracy;48273740]Seems like you really hate people who enjoy something different than you.[/QUOTE] Seems like you enjoy making stupid assumptions about random people on the internet. If you really think I'm being serious you should probably see a doctor. [editline]23rd July 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Ehmmett;48273800]exchange handjobs[/QUOTE] He's from the Netherlands so it'd be a Dutch Rudder.

Me and my friends always end up watching tim and eric [video=youtube;9MmV0DDpGlo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MmV0DDpGlo[/video] [video=youtube;85_QOwRXF0w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85_QOwRXF0w[/video] [video=youtube;k4GQv5OMk_w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4GQv5OMk_w[/video] Or just watching shitty television in general

You can go to church and pray to Jesus for forgiveness.

Don't because you'll die an hour later, jeez doesn't school tell you anything? What would your mother think?

[QUOTE=TechnoSandwic;48274392]What would your mother think?[/QUOTE] "You got some?"

[QUOTE=cr2142;48274062][video=youtube;k4GQv5OMk_w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4GQv5OMk_w[/video][/QUOTE] Watching The Eric Andre Show while high is the greatest thing ever.