Fifty Shades Generator aka Post Your Erotic Fiction

[SCopE5000]

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[B]"Inserting a number of chillies into my shamevelope got me spraying beige slime faster than snot off a whip. After having my hairy spunk dungeon pounded, he then proceeded to pound my puckered brown eye. Hours of fucking like this would leave any girl's sugared almond looking like a twisted slipper, and I was no different! My moose knuckle was trembling like a rat on acid. The pounding of my black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining his chorizo howitzer deep in my ring piece."[/B]

Go!

[absolalone111]

-snip- didnt read

[shxwxrs]

[B]“When he removed his slut slayer from my balloon knot, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his cervix cigar. The plowing of my other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining his jebend deep in my balloon knot. By now, my bearded haddock pasty was salivating like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. My mouth was so full of piss pipe and ectoplasm, the penis pudding was slobbering down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. My one slice toaster was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.”[/B]

ohhh god

[RobbL]

[QUOTE]Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his throbbing quim dagger made my clunge gunge slime like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. The mixture of sewer trout and steamin' semen in my marmite motorway created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The pounding makes me spit my fallopian fish stock all over his jebend. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his love muscle rammed deeper into my oxo orifice. By now, my vaginal bacon buffet was foaming like Adele waiting for Greggs to open.[/QUOTE]

Whoever made this obviously doesn't like Adele

[Rebi]

[b]“Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different! My clearing in the woods was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding dribbling from my puckered brown eye and all over my panty hamster. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his skin flute plunged deeper into my fart valve. My throat was so full of ample cock and magician's wax, the baby gravy was sliming down my chin and onto my fiery biscuits.”[/b]

Shakespherian, truly.

[TextQUAKE]

My wunder down under was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen dripping from my puckered brown eye and all over my fishy flaps. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like the south end of a badger going north, and I was no different! I awoke the next morning with my clam-flavoured pothole still leaching. I thought it was over but his balony pony had other ideas. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and cock snot in my rusty bullet hole created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.

[Doomish]

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I could feel the shitty man fat leaching from my black hole

and all over my hairy goblet

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i cry every time

[BloodFox1222]

[b]"The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his timed slimer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to gobble the baby gravy from his stilton spear. My spunk dungeon was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The slamming of my old dirt road was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his ample cock deep in my rusty bullet hole. I awoke the next morning with my soft-shelled tuna taco still dribbling. I thought it was over but his brie baton had other ideas."[/b]

I'm hungry now.

[sir whoopsalot]

My moose knuckle was trembling like a rat on acid. I can't wait to devour the cock custard from his stilton spear. When he removed his muffbuster from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the stink pickle off his brie baton. He extruded a giant footlong fudge bullet on my superdroopers just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week.

My sides!

[Jaguar]

[quote]The unrelenting orgasms from his giggle stick hammering my carp cavity made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. He dropped a giant stink pickle on my boobage just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. When he removed his vein cane from my mavis fritter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the toilet twinkie off his cream reaper. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his chorizo howitzer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week.[/quote]

[Glorbo]

[QUOTE=GhostProject;37172809]My one slice toaster was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.
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I am laughing for real right now

[The Worm]

[B]“Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his one-eyed milkman rammed deeper into my cocoa channel. My whispering eye was trembling like jelly. The pounding makes me ejects my beige slime all over his huge penis. After having my crusty fuck trench slammed, he then proceeded to slam my cocoa channel. The feeling of his love mayonnaise oozing down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel.”
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Way too much metaphor
[B]“With his love lollipop slamming deep into my smush mitten, the sensation of his cunt stretcher smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The slamming of my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his cheese-crusted cock deep in my balloon knot. He rolled a giant stink pickle on my tatas just so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. With my hairy goblet now much like a rabid baboon's arse, he thought it was time to start plunging my cocoa channel. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a stink pickle, I wondered? My meat purse was trembling like jelly.”[/B]

[tier56]

[B]"It was bliss having his all-beef thermometer rammed inside me again; stuffing my stench trench with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my gammon alley gushing like it used to. The mixture of stink pickle and magician's wax in my fart valve created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from his chubstep soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax trickling from my brown mile and all over my lunchmeat. I can't wait to gobble the creamy load from his stilton sword."
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Jesus christ, this is hilarious.

[ManningQB18]

“When he removed his one-eyed milkman from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the corn-eyed butt snake off his washington monument. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and Da Vinci load in my turd cutter created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. My cake hole was so full of ramrod and ectoplasm, the love mayonnaise was slobbering down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. Inserting a lightbulb into my tampon tunnel got me pouring minge mucus faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The feeling of his penis pudding frothing down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.”

What[sup]What[sup]What[sup]What[sup]What[sup]What[/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup][/sup]

[Sunnday3]

"There was Da Vinci load flowing from his skin flute and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton spear thrusting my bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his meaty member soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He munched on my furburger, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. My salmon slit was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer."

[12voltsdc]

Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers looking like a stamped bat, and I was no different! With my lunchmeat now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it was time to start probing my other vagina. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a colon cobra, I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his meaty member rammed deeper into my black hole.

[Hamsteronfire]

"He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl's sugared almond looking like a rabid baboon's arse, and I was no different! After having my stench trench pounded, he then proceeded to fuck my puckered brown eye. There was cock custard draining from his tenderloin truncheon and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. The mixture of stink pickle and steamin' semen in my shit winker created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of."

Burroughs would be proud.

[OficerHonkHonk]

[quote]The unrelenting orgasms from his one-eyed monster hammering my vibrator crater made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. After having my soft-shelled tuna taco hammered, he then proceeded to fuck my shit winker. The plowing makes me ejects my fallopian fish stock all over his veiny quim prod. By now, my tuna canal was foaming like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. My gaping slime hole was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. [/quote]
Vibrator Crater

[Xgamer921]

[B][U]“The unrelenting orgasms from his meaty member fucking my ladytown made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. The slamming of my chocolate starfish was so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining his devil's bagpipe deep in my turd cutter. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his washington monument made my sex wee seep like a hungry pig at a trough. When he removed his all-beef thermometer from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the hardened fudge nugget off his meaty member. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his blind butler soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.”[/U][/B]
[video=youtube;v3cRWJcZjW4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3cRWJcZjW4[/video]

[WheelyBins]

[quote]"Hours of hammering like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking like a badly wrapped kebab, and I was no different! When he removed his stilton spear from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the toilet twinkie off his cumtree. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard flowing from my chocolate starfish and all over my panty hamster. The mixture of colon cobra and man fat in my vintage golf bag created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. He curled a giant butt nugget on my mosquito bites just so he could devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo."[/quote]

Uh, interesting. Don't think I'll be hungry for awhile.

[K0ppel]

[quote]“My cake hole was so full of trouser bowser and baby gravy, the man fat was leaching down my chin and onto my rack. When he removed his Vince cable from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt snake off his stilton spear. He munched on my bald man in a boat, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week. My gaping clam cavern was trembling like a rat on acid. The fucking makes me pour my vertical moisture all over his piss pipe.”[/quote]
Trembling like a rat on acid, that's a perfect metaphor I'll be sure to use that all the time.

[ramirez!]

[b]After having my gashtray pounded, he then proceeded to plow my black hole. By now, my clunge pool was dripping like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. He munched on my bald man in a boat, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. The slamming of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his cervix cigar deep in my black hole. With his trouser bowser thrusting deep into my clam-flavoured pothole, the sensation of his skin flute smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.[/b]

[rinoaff33]

[quote]By now, my kipper dinghy was seeping like a George Foreman grill. I can't wait to lap the love mayonnaise from his muffbuster. The unrelenting orgasms from his battering ram pounding my vibrator crater made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. My whispering eye was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. After having my ladytown plowed, he then proceeded to thrust my turd cutter.[/quote]

[Ashtiel]

[QUOTE]My throat was so full of ample cock and penis pudding, the creamy load was flowing down my chin and onto my top bollocks. My cod canyon was trembling like a shitting dog. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. After having my vaginal bacon buffet fucked, he then proceeded to plow my fart valve. With his greasy slimelight fucking deep into my cock holster, the sensation of his cunt stretcher smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly.[/QUOTE]

[I][U][B]what[/B][/U][/I]

[Mauzer]

[I]"The mixture of sewer trout and magician's wax in my vintage golf bag created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. When he removed his pink tractor beam from my puckered brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his blind butler. My depravity cavity was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Inserting a footlong fudge bullet into my clam-flavoured pothole got me ejecting minge mucus faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The unrelenting orgasms from his spunk-filled spam rocket pounding my wunder down under made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop."[/I]

[B]What the shit?[/B]

[brickbox]

"My throat was so full of battering ram and love piss, the ectoplasm was weeping down my chin and onto my breasticles. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his purple beaver buster probed deeper into my ring piece. The slamming makes me flood my clunge gunge all over his cunt stretcher. Inserting an egg timer into my hairy spunk dungeon got me surging minge mucus faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. He eased out a giant colon cobra on my boobage just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo."

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[Joseph Smith]

[B]The unrelenting orgasms from his master of ceremonies thrusting my one slice toaster made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. When he removed his one-eyed monster from my puckered brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the sewer trout off his jebend. The feeling of his magician's wax sliming down my throat got my shrimp sap flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The thrusting makes me flow my tuna tunnel tears all over his ocean's 11 inches.[/B]

[Gorou]

[b]"With my piss flaps now much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was time to start plunging my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a butt nugget, I wondered? After having my hatchet wound hammered, he then proceeded to plow my fudge factory. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. Inserting a squash into my shamevelope got me spouting minge mucus faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I awoke the next morning with my hatchet wound still flowing. I thought it was over but his disco stick had other ideas."[/b]

I thought I was the only person capable of this kind of thought.

Disco Stick.

[FalconKrunch]

[B]It was bliss having his spam dagger probed inside me again; stuffing my bearded haddock pasty with a lightbulb just didn't get my sperm socket spraying like it used to. The feeling of his ectoplasm dribbling down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than snot off a whip. There was steamin' semen frothing from his blind butler and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen foaming from my turd-herder and all over my panty hamster. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and baby gravy in my fudge factory created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.[/B]

This shit is better then 50 shades.

[editline]11th August 2012[/editline]

[B]The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his battering ram soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his pink tractor beam made my beige slime slime like a slug in a salt mine. There was man fat dribbling from his balony pony and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. It was bliss having his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus stuffed inside me again; stuffing my salmon slit with a lightbulb just didn't get my soft-shelled tuna taco spattering like it used to. The unrelenting orgasms from his timed slimer plowing my gaping clam cavern made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun.[/B]

HOLY SHIIIT

[theaceattourney]

[B]The unrelenting orgasms from his master of ceremonies hammering my enchilada of love made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. Inserting a barbie doll into my soft-shelled tuna taco got me flowing tuna tunnel tears faster than a greased weasel shit. The slamming of my mud flap was so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining his master of ceremonies deep in my mavis fritter. There was cock snot weeping from his greasy kebab skewer and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load sliming from my puckered brown eye and all over my swollen budgie's tongue.[/B]