Dote Quotes to Note

[ApertureFan]

My friends and I have a communal Dropbox folder with a txt file of the same name as the thread title in which we put (generally) out-of-context chat snippets that are funny when standalone. This thread is based on that.

Just post snippets of chats which anyone can understand or get amusement out of because they are entirely without context! I'll give you some examples.

[quote]3:18 PM - Smas: I was perfectly fine until Hulk Hogan showed up.[/quote]

[quote]2:51 PM - Nicolefancy? •?•??: you
2:51 PM - Nicolefancy? •?•??: dont
2:51 PM - Nicolefancy? •?•??: understand
2:52 PM - Nicolefancy? •?•??: my love of packages man
2:52 PM - Nicolefancy? •?•??: you just dont get it
2:52 PM - sUiCiDaL SenpaiSenpai( ?? ?? ??): lewd[/quote]

[quote]"Is Greek still around?"[/quote]

[quote]2:38 PM - Nicolefancy(????)?*:·??: anything is a boob if you try hard enough[/quote]

[quote]12:21 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I just wanted to give free cake to orphans
12:21 AM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: is that such a bad thing?
12:21 AM - Smas: yes[/quote]

[quote]6:45 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I got like 40 schematics of hitlers bunker
6:45 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: this is my bunker man
6:45 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: mein
6:45 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: kamfp[/quote]

[quote]2:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Wow
2:41 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Who the hell do you think I am? Ryan?
2:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: The boob descriptions are to enhance the anime feel and legitimacy[/quote]

[quote]11:49 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I can not use these lolis in regular combat. They are simply too op.[/quote]

[quote]"Smas would make a good lesbian."[/quote]