Funny and cool pick up lines (some of us could use them...)

[Sumaher4]

So i found out some pick up / chat up lines and thought... why not share?
let's see what other people have, or what do they do to pick up girls/boys. (if anyone of us does that anyway...)

here goes:

[B]1.[/B]How was the fall? (what fall?) The fall from heaven.
[B]2.[/B]You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
[B]3.[/B]Something's wrong with my phone... (what's wrong?) It doesn't have your number in it.

these couple our my favourite.

share your thoughts

[Jimbojib]

Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got fiiiiine written all over you.

Gets 'em every time

[CaptainQuirk]

kill yourself

[Daniel Smith]

Yo getto bitch get in my car

[Secrios]

Are you a Reaper - Because you indoctrinated my heart.

[BiigTony]

I'll do some serious ones

A life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

Are you google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.

Do you have a twin sister? No? Then you must be the most beautiful person in the world.

You look like my first wife. (She'll ask how many times you have been married) None.

What has 142 teeth's and can hold the incredible hulk. My zipper.

How's life? (Good, how about yours?) I'm talking to her right now.

Can i check you label? (Uhm, okey) Yupp, just like i thought, Made in Heaven.

You have nice legs. When do they open?

[Ashtwat]

"So we're at Blizzcon... Wanna come back to mine for some Jizzcon?"

[G-Strogg]

^situational and you stole it from Joe goes blizzcon.

[Antdawg]

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

[Strike 86]

Wanna go back to my place and play house?
You be the door and I'll slam you.

From Mafia 2.

[Ast_risk]

Baby I'm like a Rubik's Cube. The more you touch me, the harder I get.

[PortalGod]

[media]http://youtube.com/watch?v=e3lUzGDAZNM[/media]

Any of these guys' videos.

[Blazyd]

There's a problem with your phone.

It doesn't have my number in it.

[OH-SNAP!]

Are you a pirate? Because I want your booty.

[phobia-_-]

Do you think sexual predators should be required by law to identify themselves? If so then I'm [whatevername]

Its how I pick up all women

[Sciencebro]

"Hey, baby. What's goin' IN?"

[AlphaAGENT]

You'll Do.

[suttles]

Roses are red
violets is blue
my cock is hard
let me fuck the shit out of you

[Minimole]

You must be a flame cuz my gas is gonna blow.

[suttles]

did you fart

because you blew me away

[Peachy]

Did you fall from heaven, because [sp]Your face is really fucked up[/sp]

[SHOE3045]

Heyy... touch my dick.

[skooch]

Be right back moving the dead hooker into the trunk to make room for you.

[IsantaRebel]

If you were a pokémon, I would choose you.

[Variant]

"Excuse me, but my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?"

[Recurracy]

You have tits

I like tits

[znk666]

Hello there miss opposite sex,would you be willing to conduct sexual intercourse with me for purely recreational purposes?

[D_M_]

"This smell like chloroform to you?"

[Adam1172]

You have to start with a hello.

[video=youtube;MtE39Mmdln4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtE39Mmdln4[/video]

[EntertainMe]

Hey babe, wanna play carpenter?

We go to my house, get hammered and screw!