Doing dramatic readings

[Septimas]

Well, i have been pretty bored this week, and I enjoy being a smartass, and talking. So i figured why not do dramatic readings.

I didn't know where to start with this, then i thought of the biggest forum full of smartasses, jackasses, and funny supportive people. So, knowing that, If anyone would like a dramatic reading, please post the text you want read, and Ill choose a few of them and put up a few sample videos when i get the time.

Feel free to choose WHATEVER.

Edit

As requested

The sexualization of pinkie pie

[video=youtube;7fnLP0k0HDY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fnLP0k0HDY&feature=youtu.be[/video]

[Bynine]

[url]http://logs.omegle.com/0b8b65a[/url]

If you wouldn't mind.

[TheCreepyPryo]

[url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18733/1/the-sexualization-of-pinkie-pie/fuck[/url]
First thing I found.

[Blazyd]

[url]http://logs.omegle.com/6eab129[/url]

corn

[Septimas]

[QUOTE=TheCreepyPryo;40027961][url]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18733/1/the-sexualization-of-pinkie-pie/fuck[/url]
First thing I found.[/QUOTE]

Halfway through this my mom walks in and stared me down like a pile of shit.

Thank you.

Well, finish strong.

[TheCreepyPryo]

[QUOTE=Septimas;40028548]Halfway through this my mom walks in and stared me down like a pile of shit.

Thank you.

Well, finish strong.[/QUOTE]Ah, it's nothing, my mom walks in me talking alone all the fucking time, I remember the time I was ranting on problems, Facebook, photos and talking with people.

[B]Edit:[/B]Are you going to continue? please say yes

[Septimas]

[QUOTE=TheCreepyPryo;40028663]Ah, it's nothing, my mom walks in me talking alone all the fucking time, I remember the time I was ranting on problems, Facebook, photos and talking with people.

[B]Edit:[/B]Are you going to continue? please say yes[/QUOTE]

Just finished doing page 1, ill upload the video real quick.

[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]

[video=youtube;7fnLP0k0HDY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fnLP0k0HDY&feature=youtu.be[/video]

[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]

Any tips or suggestions feel free to leave em, im open to criticism and the occasional troll

[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]

[video=youtube;CNt9cZmVPTs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNt9cZmVPTs&feature=youtu.be[/video]

Dramatic scat reading from omegle.

I think it would go by better if i could edit the video into displaying the convo as i speak, but i have no idea how to do that so meh.

[FunnyGamer]

You need a pop filter.

[yuper11]

you sound like critical, wtf

[Septimas]

[QUOTE=Gray Altoid;40029433]You need a pop filter.[/QUOTE]

I tried using audacity's pop remover, but it didnt work at all. Is a pop filter an external thing or software feature?

[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]

Okay i got bored as fuck doing this so im googling instrumentals and im gonna rap about that guy below me on general, being a picky bitch about getting a job k

[editline]25th March 2013[/editline]

[video=youtube;VH-JCw2hqZs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH-JCw2hqZs&feature=youtu.be[/video]

[Cranial Toxicity]

Anyone remember that meet the Pyro story that was gross as fuck?

Anybody wanna post that on here?

[editline]25th March 2013[/editline]

Ah, here it is.

[url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1200292[/url]

[koeniginator]

This one is short and easy, but a classic
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=930551[/url]