Sorry if this seems too much like a blog post, but today the most awesome and hilarious thing happened.
BACKSTORY: I have this "friend", he's sometimes easily pissed off and tempermental. I was on Xbox Live and he logs in. At that time I was party leader so he joins the party. For the lols, after a few minutes I kick him. He joins once more and starts asking what the fuck that was for; I proceed to kick him again. I then start spamming invited just to mess with him. I meant nothing and I wasn't looking to start a fight. This happened a month ago from today.
PRESENT DAY: During lunch time my friend asks me about that day. As I was telling him, my "friend" comes up from behind and kicks my shin with the force of a Gummi Bear being thrown at you. "It wasn't fucking funny" he says. "I was only screwing around dude, wasn't trying to make you cry or some shit" I say. I start walking away to the cafeteria, he proceed to follow me. He then starts raging, saying things like "FUCK YOU, I WAS PLAYING WITH MY BROTHER AND IT WOULDN'T LET ME EXIT THE DASHBOARD MENU", "YOU'RE A BITCH" and so on and so on. After awhile, shit hit the fan. He blocks the cafeteria door and says "WE WILL DEAL THIS RIGHT NOW LIKE MEN". I start walking away since this was getting creepy. The little prick then starts walking after me spewing profanities and insults. That was the point I decided to make a run for it to see if he follows.
HE FOLLOWS ME. It was like Mel Gibson right behind me screaming 'BITCH I WILL KILL YOU". I walk over to my group of friends hoping he'd stop screaming and making a scene. Oh boy, he starts screaming louder. We were in the main hallway, I was leaning on a wall while he was pacing back and forth screaming fuck you and I will kill you over and over again. EVERYONE then backs against the wall opposite me trying their best not to laugh their heads off. He walks over to me and screams at me as if I murdered his puppy. My friend in the background motions me to punch him in the face causing me to laugh. Thinking I was laughing at him he gets really close to my face and continues his tirade. Eventually he tells me to apologize to his face. I then say "I'm sorry for screwing with you in a video game and I meant no harm".
"IT WASN'T A FUCKING GAME, IT WAS TALKING!!"
"I'm sorry dude for kicking you repetitively from the Live party".
"GOOD" and he walks away as if nothing happened.
Everyone proceeds to burst into laughter and were like "What the fuck just happened dude?!"
Shit was hilarious and the weirdest thing was no teachers came out of the classrooms to see what the hell was going on in the hallways.
tl;dr: Friend screams his head off in school because of me screwing with him on Xbox Live a month prior
So anything like this ever happen to any of you FacePunchers?
when I jerked off in class last week my teacher caught me and then gave me a blowjob in front of the the cheering classroom.
Was this teacher female?
[QUOTE=Noodle Ninja;27190171]Sorry if this seems too much like a blog post, but today the most awesome and hilarious thing happened.
BACKSTORY: I have this "friend", he has EXTREME temper issues and is somewhat socially inept. I was on Xbox Live and he logs in. At that time I was party leader so he joins the party. For the lols, after a few minutes I kick him. He joins once more and starts asking what the fuck that was for; I proceed to kick him again. I then start spamming invited just to mess with him. I meant nothing and I wasn't looking to start a fight. This happened a month ago from today.
PRESENT DAY: During lunch time my friend asks me about that day. As I was telling him, my "friend" comes up from behind and kicks my shin with the force of a Gummi Bear being thrown at you. "It wasn't fucking funny" he says. "I was only screwing around dude, wasn't trying to make you cry or some shit" I say. I start walking away to the cafeteria, he proceed to follow me. He then starts raging, saying things like "FUCK YOU, I WAS PLAYING WITH MY BROTHER AND IT WOULDN'T LET ME EXIT THE DASHBOARD MENU", "YOU'RE A BITCH" and so on and so on. After awhile, shit hit the fan. He blocks the cafeteria door and says "WE WILL DEAL THIS RIGHT NOW LIKE MEN". I start walking away since this was getting creepy. The little prick then starts walking after me spewing profanities and insults. That was the point I decided to make a run for it to see if he follows.
HE FOLLOWS ME. It was like Mel Gibson right behind me screaming 'BITCH I WILL KILL YOU". I walk over to my group of friends hoping he'd stop screaming and making a scene. Oh boy, he starts screaming louder. We were in the main hallway, I was leaning on a wall while he was pacing back and forth screaming fuck you and I will kill you over and over again. EVERYONE then backs against the wall opposite me trying their best not to laugh their heads off. He walks over to me and screams at me as if I murdered his puppy. My friend in the background motions me to punch him in the face causing me to laugh. Thinking I was laughing at him he gets really close to my face and continues his tirade. Eventually he tells me to apologize to his face. I then say "I'm sorry for screwing with you in a video game and I meant no harm".
"IT WASN'T A FUCKING GAME, IT WAS TALKING!!"
"I'm sorry dude for kicking you repetitively from the Live party".
"GOOD" and he walks away as if nothing happened.
Everyone proceeds to burst into laughter and were like "What the fuck just happened dude?!"
Shit was hilarious and the weirdest thing was no teachers came out of the classrooms to see what the hell was going on in the hallways.
tl;dr: Friend screams his head off in school because of me screwing with him on Xbox Live a month prior"
So anything like this ever happen to any of you FacePunchers?[/QUOTE]
Thats a lame story.
smoke bomb at school, lol.
I almost failed a class, but then, I passed.
I have no idea why but one time some idiot in my class brought in that powdery Nestle chocolate milk mix stuff. Some how it spilled all over the floor and of course the teacher eventually noticed and asked, "Oh my! Who spilled this dirt all over the floor?"
The class replied with a brilliant, "It poured out of the ceiling!"
Strangely my teacher believed us and called in the plumber.
Yup, Freshman year. Shit was intense fool.
That was pretty funny.
I fingered a chick in year 10 at lunch time.
Some guy wearing a Tin Foil mask jumped out of his car, ran through the school and then jumped back in the same car and got away. The whole time he was being recorded by a guy following him.
He was also naked.
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;27190355]I fingered a chick in year 10 at lunch time.[/QUOTE]
You sir, have a classy avatar.
[QUOTE=Noodle Ninja;27190171]Sorry if this seems too much like a blog post, but today the most awesome and hilarious thing happened.
BACKSTORY: I have this "friend", he has EXTREME temper issues and is somewhat socially inept. I was on Xbox Live and he logs in. At that time I was party leader so he joins the party. For the lols, after a few minutes I kick him. He joins once more and starts asking what the fuck that was for; I proceed to kick him again. I then start spamming invited just to mess with him. I meant nothing and I wasn't looking to start a fight. This happened a month ago from today.
PRESENT DAY: During lunch time my friend asks me about that day. As I was telling him, my "friend" comes up from behind and kicks my shin with the force of a Gummi Bear being thrown at you. "It wasn't fucking funny" he says. "I was only screwing around dude, wasn't trying to make you cry or some shit" I say. I start walking away to the cafeteria, he proceed to follow me. He then starts raging, saying things like "FUCK YOU, I WAS PLAYING WITH MY BROTHER AND IT WOULDN'T LET ME EXIT THE DASHBOARD MENU", "YOU'RE A BITCH" and so on and so on. After awhile, shit hit the fan. He blocks the cafeteria door and says "WE WILL DEAL THIS RIGHT NOW LIKE MEN". I start walking away since this was getting creepy. The little prick then starts walking after me spewing profanities and insults. That was the point I decided to make a run for it to see if he follows.
HE FOLLOWS ME. It was like Mel Gibson right behind me screaming 'BITCH I WILL KILL YOU". I walk over to my group of friends hoping he'd stop screaming and making a scene. Oh boy, he starts screaming louder. We were in the main hallway, I was leaning on a wall while he was pacing back and forth screaming fuck you and I will kill you over and over again. EVERYONE then backs against the wall opposite me trying their best not to laugh their heads off. He walks over to me and screams at me as if I murdered his puppy. My friend in the background motions me to punch him in the face causing me to laugh. Thinking I was laughing at him he gets really close to my face and continues his tirade. Eventually he tells me to apologize to his face. I then say "I'm sorry for screwing with you in a video game and I meant no harm".
"IT WASN'T A FUCKING GAME, IT WAS TALKING!!"
"I'm sorry dude for kicking you repetitively from the Live party".
"GOOD" and he walks away as if nothing happened.
Everyone proceeds to burst into laughter and were like "What the fuck just happened dude?!"
Shit was hilarious and the weirdest thing was no teachers came out of the classrooms to see what the hell was going on in the hallways.
tl;dr: Friend screams his head off in school because of me screwing with him on Xbox Live a month prior
So anything like this ever happen to any of you FacePunchers?[/QUOTE]
Smoke weed man.
[QUOTE=Noodle Ninja;27190171]So anything like this ever happen to any of you FacePunchers?
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Yeah, once I read a really boring post of a guy who likes to troll people and I thought "Hey, trolling people sounds kind of fun" so I went to the nearest biker bar and trolled the hell out of some dude with a swastika tatooed to his face and it ended up with me running around with this fat guy chasing me LOL and he went all like "THIS IS GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW N00B" and I was like WHAT OMG LOL :PPPP
my point is that you shouldn't make fun of people who are socially disoriented already
How does smoking weed have anything to do with it? :downs:
We got drunk at a park, dressed up in white hazard suits with ski masks on and ran into our school and threw smoke flares everywhere, then egged dozens of students. Around the same time I went upstairs and filled empty spaces with fuckloads of Sardines which rotted over the weekend and stank out the school which was okay because it was the last day for year 12s so even though we all got suspended, we didn't miss any classes.
one of the highschool kids that's really fucking good at punching things got fed up with this dickhead of a phys ed teacher and beat the shit out of his douche ass. [B]I WAS THERE[/B]
So my class is in 8th grade and we have one of those little reading contests where you get a movie if your class reads the most or something. When we won we decided on watching [i]You Me and Dupree[/i], and our teacher agrees happily, saying it's a great movie.
The next day she's in the classroom setting it up for us because nobody knows how to run the DVD player, when she suddenly realizes that she has a meeting to go to. She leaves us with a cranky, 63 year old history teacher who hates everyone and frequently throws temper tantrums over nothing. Well, it gets to the [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbRGqIWIWGw]masturbation scene[/url] and shit hits the fan. She takes the disc, throws it out the window and starts screaming at everyone and insulting their parents for allowing them to watch that kind of bullshit. One kid speaks out and she tosses a ruler at him which misses and snaps in half against the wall. She then lets out this huge Indian yell and scuttles out of the room, leaving all of us in a state of shock.
Some kid with anger problems flipped the fuck out and smashed a window open with a chair, then proceeded to throw it at the teacher.
Brought an electric head shaver into school.
Best lunchtime ever.
Someone jump from the second story today, but failed
Some black kid jumped off a table in lunch and literally flew through the air and punched some kid in the face several times on the floor. His friends decided to help him out and kick the kid on the floor mercilessly while the kid on the floor's friends came up and "helped" him by fighting.
There was about 20 people fighting in the middle of my lunchroom with what seemed like no end. The principle was hit in the face for trying to stop the fight, too. I can't exactly remember how it ended but eventually security or something came in after 5 minutes of chaos. Everyone involved got expelled or suspended. And the kid's face was covered in blood.
The entire reason there was 20+ people fighting was because the black kid's friend had a carrot thrown at his head by the other kid. I've heard of some stupid reasons for fighting but that was certainly one of the worst reasons for giving a kid 8 stitches. This was 8th grade.
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