Hurpy New Year - Post your funny new year's stories

[Troll?]

Title's pretty much self explanatory.

Post your funny, unfortunate, just plain silly new years stories from now or the past.

[shortyish]

when i was little, my uncle lived in this big 2 story building that had a window at the top of it. i didnt like the noise fireworks made back then, so i watched from the inside. my uncle was downstairs on the driveway setting off a bunch of fireworks. since using big fireworks were illegal here (fuck you georgia) he had to use a home made fireworks stand. when he lit the firework, it flew up and smashed through the 2nd story window and blew up in the room i was in. the house caught on fire and everyone got aids and died.

[nnanna]

Aren't we allowed to tell our stories if they weren't funny? :<

[Arkhana]

This year, i became hooked on cider. And when my friend tried to take the bottle away. I started crying, and he said i blurted out "Noooo! Don't take him away from me! He was the best boyfriend i ever had! I was gonna lose my virginity to him! NoooooooooOooooOoOooOoO!"

:what:

Yeah, i'm a girl. On facepunch. Who hasn't lost her virginity. God damnit, where's that forever alone picture?

[MILKE]

I were going to celebrate the new year with some 420 together with my friend. We made a fire in the woods, but the snow kept falling off the branches so we almost shat our selfs as it sounded like some bear or deer were walking around it.

Will save it for some other day.

[smha1010]

Got hit with a firework-rocket right in my forehead, then it flew away and went kaboom!

Felt good man...

[broo20]

[QUOTE=nimaratu;27111948]This year, i became hooked on cider. And when my friend tried to take the bottle away. I started crying, and he said i blurted out "Noooo! Don't take him away from me! He was the best boyfriend i ever had! I was gonna lose my virginity to him! NoooooooooOooooOoOooOoO!"

:what:

Yeah, i'm a girl. On facepunch. Who hasn't lost her virginity. God damnit, where's that forever alone picture?[/QUOTE]

That is kind of sad.

[Sobotnik]

I played a game of monopoly, and became a shrewd bastard and eventually by the end I controlled that Purple street, the Orange one, Electrical and Waterworks and the railway network. Won the game after everybody yelled a lot and I was the only person left sitting at the table.

Btw the best place to buy is the Orange street, with 3 houses at least on every block. That way you catch people coming out of jail and can bag a few.

[Sobotnik]

[QUOTE=Ehmmett;27114995]Because being a girl on facepunch means you should lose your virginity at an accelerated time compared to girls not on facepunch?
:eng101:[/QUOTE]

A female on the internet is a laughable concept.

Then again finding intelligent people is even more laughable, in travelling the internet I have met less smart people than females, and I do not belong to either of those groups.

[sa2fan]

[QUOTE=nimaratu;27111948]This year, i became hooked on cider. And when my friend tried to take the bottle away. I started crying, and he said i blurted out "Noooo! Don't take him away from me! He was the best boyfriend i ever had! I was gonna lose my virginity to him! NoooooooooOooooOoOooOoO!"

:what:

Yeah, i'm a girl. On facepunch. Who hasn't lost her virginity. God damnit, where's that forever alone picture?[/QUOTE]

Here you go.

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