Facepunch & Politics: Back To The Past - General

[b]Welcome to Facepunch & Politics, we've rebooted to allow a new and more fresh thread in order to allow the other to die out and restart fresh. So sit back and let us rebuild on the power of Facepunch![/b] [release][B]Facepunch Statistics[/B][/release] [release][B]General Information[/B] Populace: 15 Location: Facepunch Isle within the Carribean [img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/114463124_567fbd8740.jpg[/img] Government: Democratic Totalitarian Regime [/release] [release][B]Census[/B] [I]Government:[/I] Der Ubermensch - Despotic Leader - [100/100] Sumap - Minister of Truth - [100/100] KlaseR: Minister of Defense - [80/100] Cookie53 - Head Chairman of the Ministry of Mad Scientists - [90/100] Bread Dog - Minister of Mapping & Construction - [100/100] [I]Military:[/I] Blitzkrieg Zero: Air Marshall - [100/100] Apollo2947: Airman - [95/100] [I]Civilian:[/I] MightyLOLZOR - Resident Town Idiot - [80/100] Kuyler - Indigenous Stalker - [100/100] Someguy13: Miner - [100/100] Jacos: Insane Fisherman - [100/100] Kaine: Merchant - [100/100] [I]Non-Playable Characters:[/I] Unknown Mexican Immigrant [???/???] (Possibly Pablo found us again?) [I]Temporary:[/I] [I]Soviet Facepunch:[/I] Sobotnik: Soviet Facepunch Chairman - [100/100] [I]Zarjk's Party:[/I] Black: Hermit Party Hunter - [100/100] Zarjk: Mysterious Scantly-Clad Hermit Lord - Fox Loincloth, Wooden Phallus Spear - [99/100] [/release] [release][b]Stockpile:[/b] Until we're in a good groove, we'll hold off on stockpiling updates. [/release] [release][b]Armoury:[/b] Cheap Chinese "Crackerjack" Chainmower [/release] [release][B]Buildings[/B] [B]Residential[/B] Ubermensch's Hovel - Wooden - [10/10] Im-Bored's Barn - Wooden - [10/10] KlaseR's Hovel - Wooden - [10/10] Blitzkrieg Zero's Hovel - Wooden - [10/10] Sobotnik's Cave - [100/100] * Zarjk's The Hermit Phallus Cave - Cave - [10/10] @ Black's The Hermit Phallus Cave - Cave - [Zarjk] @ Sumap's Hovel- Wooden - [10/10] Gammashack's Hovel - Wooden - [10/10] Kaine's Hovel - Wooden - [10/10] [B]Commercial[/B] Im-Bored's Cardboard Stand - Wheat - Open [B]Industrial[/B] MightyLOLZOR's Mine - Gold/ - Open Im-Bored's All-Grain High-Wheat High Fiber Farm - Open Jacos' Fishing Wharf - Endangered Man-Eater Whales - Open [B]Government[/B] The Ship - Governing Ministry - [1000/1000] Airfield One - Cardboard Airforce Base - [0/0] The Universal Ministry - Meeting of all Ministries [1/1] Victorian Era Mine * - Soviet Facepunch Capital [/release] [release][B]Bestiary[/B] Unknown Large Predator Tropical Foxes Mangrove Crabs Giant Ass-Birds [/release] [release][B]Glossary[/B] * - Soviet Facepunch @ - Zarjk's Party [/release] [b]EVENT: Facepunch is founded by Der Ubermensch and begins its start![/b] [I]Be unserious but rational if you must, but let us enjoy the thread.[/I]

MightyLOLZOR discovers gold underground!

Kuyler is stalking in the woods.

[B]EVENT: MightyLOLZOR, the local miner, discovers a vein of gold while digging into the mine shaft![/B] [I]1 Gold Vein discovered [200/200][/I] [B]EVENT: Local stalker seen in the woods![/B] [B]UPDATE: Two civilians added to the roster, MightyLOLZOR's Mine is mapped out![/B] [B]Paused until I return from work![/B]

Im-Bored sets up wheat farm to become the greatest bread salesman.

[B]apply for citizenship and apply for position of Minister of Defence.[/B]

[B]Apply to become a citizen and then apply for position of Air Marshall/War General of Air Force.[/B] We must find giant birds to build a mighty air force.

[B]Apollo applys for citizenship! I then join the Air Force and offer to help Blitz find his ever elusive birds.[/B] We WILL find those damn birds, Blitz.:v:

[B]Applying for citizenship[/B]

Lol, that's the 2nd restart.

Applying for citizenship. Wish to set up a smelter near the gold mine.

[QUOTE=Apollo2947;33501417][B]Apollo applys for citizenship! I then join the Air Force and offer to help Blitz find his ever elusive birds.[/B] We WILL find those damn birds, Blitz.:v:[/QUOTE] You're damn right we will.

hey guys how about letting us big bankers control your money for you ;) we'll take care of it, [i]~I promise~[/I]

I request to become a Citizen.

I wish to become a citizen, and become a fisherman, except I shall use a trusty harpoon to hunt the endangered Giant Man-Eater Whales of the island.

[b]I found the facepunch Soviet for the 3rd time.... And I will start work on a mine for the 3rd time.... [/b]

>Apply for hermitship.

[b]>Apply for citizenship,[i]again[/i] Apply for minister of Truth [i]Again[/i][/b] Start writing news report

[B]EVENT: Day One fully begins![/B] [B]EVENT: Multiple citizens arrive! Welcome, Im-Bored: Wheat Farm Owner KlaseR: Minister of Defence Someguy13: Homeless Vagrant Apollo2947: Airman Black: Miner Sobotnik: Soviet Facepunch established in an unknown location Zarjk: Local Nude Hermit Sumap: Minister of Truth Zacos: Insane Fisherman[/B] [I]Sorry for being late, everyone, it was around 6AM and I needed some sleep desperately.[/I] [I]If I missed anyone, just quickly PM me and I'll fix it.[/I]

[B]Facepunch Soviet will go scout out what is believed to be a suitable mining location, along with collecting some stone and wood to make tools with. [/b]

>Begin working to get clothes.

[B]EVENT: Soviet expeditionist Sobotnik goes out into the local forests in search of a suitable mining location.[/B] [I]Soviet Facepunch Update: 10 Stones and 2 Thick Branches[/I] [B]EVENT FAILED: Zarjk fails to find clothing.[/B] [I]Rolling a 2/10, Zarjk fails to find any clothes, except some driftwood that's shaped like a phallus.[/I] [I]Zarjk Update: 4 Phallus-shaped driftwood[/I]

i sum-on 4 alee-in spocsip t0 destwoy da plan-it.

>Begin's his journey with the driftwood, wandering to beat up foxes.

[B]EVENT: Zarjk begins to enter the forest, finding foxes in the tropical island and begins hunting them![/B] [I]Zarjk Update: Three Fox Corpses.[/I]

>(Doing rapid thread updates, deal with it.) > I attempt to skin them with a sharp rock, to make some clothes. >Wanders off to find Black, asks him to join him.

>Give up Mining job and start as a hunter.

[B]Sinning Successful: Zarjk now wears a Fox Loincloth![/B] [B]Black & Zarjk form the Hermit Party![/B] [I]Zarjk Update: One Fox Loincloth[/I]

>Uses that sharp rock to sharpen the driftwood, making it a spear somewhat.

[B]EVENT SUCCESS: Zarjk creates a Wooden Phallus Spear from one Driftwood![/B] [I]Zarjk equips the Wooden Phallus Spear.[/I] [I]Zarjk Party Update: x3 Phallus-shaped Driftwood, x1 Wooden Phallus Spear[/I]