If a bear and a rhino got into a fight, who'd win?
Unless you're a janitor, who really cares?
[QUOTE=bazyboy;27334197]who are you?[/QUOTE]
I am Jamal Al-Qudsi and I am a gamer, cartoonist and a person who likes to think deeply about life.
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[QUOTE=Blueplastic;27334206]How old are you?[/QUOTE]
15
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[QUOTE=Slashboy;27334218]If a bear and a rhino got into a fight, who'd win?[/QUOTE]
Its all about size. If the rhino had a bigger horn, he would be aple to gore the bear, but bears are pretty badass
what is your Social security number?
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;27334227]Unless you're a janitor, who really cares?[/QUOTE]
Whoever asks me a question!
If you saw a old man wandering with a lit lantern in bright day light in a mid populated market street, what would you say to him?
[QUOTE=koeniginator;27334278]what is your Social security number?[/QUOTE]
I dont think I have one. I dont live in the states.
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[QUOTE=Xephio;27334290]If you saw a old man wandering with a lit lantern in bright day light in a mid populated market street, what would you say to him?[/QUOTE]
Good day sir, I inquire why you have a lantern in the bright of day?
What is your favorite bombtruck?
[QUOTE=Mentran;27334339]What is your favorite bombtruck?[/QUOTE]
I dont know what a bombtruck is.
Have you ever had terrorist thoughts?
How many dicks have you sucked so far?
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;27334377]Have you ever had terrorist thoughts?[/QUOTE]
Well, I have done skits with my friends in which I was a terrorist. It feels kind of weird being someone I'm not, or don't want to be, I assure you, I have lived in the states for 7 years and its a nice place.
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[QUOTE=The DooD;27334422]How many dicks have you sucked so far?[/QUOTE]
None..... So far....
Have you ever tried autofellatio? That includes trying but not being flexible enough. Also, have you ever gotten your own splooge in your mouth, either purposely or by accident.
Can we be friends? :blush:
What was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
Ok better question:
Would your trade one ball for lets say... a third arm.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;27334444]Have you ever tried autofellatio? That includes trying but not being flexible enough. Also, have you ever gotten your own splooge in your mouth, either purposely or by accident.[/QUOTE]
When I was thirteen I tried to see If it was possible, but it never happened. I would not ejaculate in my own mouth.
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[QUOTE=Mentran;27334465]Ok better question:
Would your trade one ball for lets say... a third arm.[/QUOTE]
No. I need the extra sperm.
Do you have 2 mothers?
But with a third arm you can fap better thus making more sperm.
But why do you need more sperm?
I'm going to rape you.
That's totally a question, by the way.
[QUOTE=Reel Hit Slim;27334448]Can we be friends? :blush:[/QUOTE]
:hfive:
Yes
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[QUOTE=Erphon;27334491]Do you have 2 mothers?[/QUOTE]
One mother
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[QUOTE=Mentran;27334494]But with a third arm you can fap better thus making more sperm.
But why do you need more sperm?[/QUOTE]
For women....TO please the women.....
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[QUOTE=Disgruntled;27334501]I'm going to rape you.
That's totally a question, by the way.[/QUOTE]
You are not going to rape me.
[QUOTE=crazymanlol;27334518]You are not going to rape me.[/QUOTE]
:smith:
Are you a bird?
What are your credit card details?
What are your parents' credit card details?
[QUOTE=crazymanlol;27334518]
For women....TO please the women.....
[/QUOTE]
One, you won't get a chance,
Two, more sperm doesn't please women unless you are trying to get her pregnant, and even then 1 nut would suffice,
Third, and extra arm, if used properly, could definitely please a woman.
Will you have sex with me?
do you like your name
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