Yeah, I was sitting there in my room (6:00 AM) and I get up and some wasp flies right next to my ear and hits the light. I live in the basement, so I have no fucking clue how this guy got in, and I'm not quite sure how to get him out. I'm quite scared of wasps, if that helps. Anyways, any solutions?
Make a thread about it.
kill it... with a fryin pan :D
Gee, I feel like this has happened before...
[QUOTE=dkparadox;23822958]kill it... with a fryin pan :D[/QUOTE]
It keeps smashing into the light, that'd probably break it. :ohdear:
Leave it alone, peta is watching
Use some bathroom spray against it? Something pottentially poisonous? And shove some fat clothes up your body, just in case. You don't wanna mess around with wasps D:
You could spend the day acting like a ninja trying to kill it
Sounds fun
Hunt down that fucker with a fly swatter or a shoe.
[QUOTE=Sparkz;23823390]Use some bathroom spray against it? Something pottentially poisonous? And shove some fat clothes up your body, just in case. You don't wanna mess around with wasps D:[/QUOTE]
I would but the clothes are in the room, and I'm scared. :frown: I'll try the bathroom spray however.
Stop Being a total pussy?
You might get stung and it'll hurt for a few minutes. Man up and go kill that fucker.
Wear a full bodysuit.
It's in your territory now. Blast it with piss.
Punch that motherfucker right in the mandibles.
[B]Like a man.[/B] :black101:
Made me laugh.
Blast it with Piss
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23823494]It's in your territory now. Blast it with piss.[/QUOTE]
Someone already said that!
blast it with piss
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fuck ninja'd
like twice
attack it with your hair straighteners
Piss it with blast.
Rape
Just fucking kill it. If I made a thread about every time there was a wasp in my room..
Blast it with pi-- semen.
[editline]10:07[/editline] I usually keep a spray bottle of watered down semen beside the bed for such an occasion,
works quickly while I am masturbating, just 1 spray, and it fucks off.
[QUOTE=Sparkz;23823390]Use some bathroom spray against it? Something pottentially poisonous? And shove some fat clothes up your body, just in case. You don't wanna mess around with wasps D:[/QUOTE]
This
You don't know how many wasps and spiders I've killed simply by blasting them with Febreze. Fuckin knocks em dead, and your room spells fresh after :3:
[QUOTE=zydos;23825679]This
You don't know how many wasps and spiders I've killed simply by blasting them with Febreze. Fuckin knocks em dead, and your room spells fresh after :3:[/QUOTE]
I think i don't want my nice clean wall to spell fresh.
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But it whould be pretty :smug:
Yus
Nicest smelling corpse ever
This is why I always have a can of raid handy.
Or you could capture it in a water bottle.
Never know when you might need a bottle of angry wasp.
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