You have now enslaved the entire population of Earth. What do you do? - General

I would make them all work for NASA so we can live in space.

Be sad because I have no one to lead my enslaved hordes against.

"So I finally managed to enslave the Earth. Now what?" and ponder what to do.

A massive orgy

Free them because I like to abolish slavery.

Make a self sufficient society where everyone gets to eat and stuff, and when they are ready I will release them from my command.

Giant dance party.

Kill them all.

rape

Increase worldwide tax to 100%

Set everyone free except for the white people.

Systematically turn the population into war machines and colonize outer space with new and improved armed forces. Hey, if you don't have to feed them, that's just more work going into making a foothold in the universe.

Find him a friend.

idk

Ummmm...... well......... Ok, just kidding everyone. You are all free to go. Sorry again.

rape and pillage

Let them go; Have you ever tried keeping 7 billion people fed?

Make the biggest boyband ever, with the women as the audience. Boybands get bitches.

End all wars and direct all war funding to feeding the hungry.

Systematically set up a federal government in all continents, and set into place measures to prevent the populace from going to war; a main council to oversee that laws are upheld and thusforth go into a hierarchy of sub level governments till you get to county. I would focus upon rehab of prisoners, as well as legalize the use of drugs such as weed. I would go forth to exterminate detrimental gangs and leaders, then move to terraform mars, use plants to create oxygen, and bind them with hydrogen to oceanize mars. from there I would mine resources from both and research into intestellar travel, which if immortallity isn't reached, I would probably die, leaving either my own blood or a, competent commander in charge.

get every hot celebrity naked and put into one room

Kill every last one of them save the hottest women and a small workforce to provide me with food/materials/labor. I will now repopulate the world.

First off, advance research into space and aeronautics. Create weapons of war that will allow quick travel through space. Also advance technology to create a live forever in youth machine, or a robot to implant my brain into. Then, collect the best soldiers from throughout the world, and have them breed with the strongest available women. Henceforth, creating a breed of super soldiers. Afterwards, begin genetic testing to create an elite group of said super-soldiers that shall be know as "The Praetorians." I shall then establish contact with other alien races, and begin building alliances in hopes of creating my own intergalactic empire. As for the non-soldiers. They will be less slaves, more unwashed village peasants ruled by a handful of nobles. All alien races that refuse to join me in an alliance will be invaded, thus becoming part of my empire. If that fails, Universe's largest cotton plantation.

Conga Line.

[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;39002062]Conga Line.[/QUOTE] i thought you might do something else. Also i would, as said before, remove all weaponry, and get everything dedicated to science

This thread is a great way to find how pure the morals of Facepunch are. Let's see... 40% sexual deviants 30% liars 25% war-hungry monsters 4.9% legitimate caring people of society .1% conga line

Weed for EVERYONE

Have everyone proceed what they were doing before.

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;39002456]This thread is a great way to find how pure the morals of Facepunch are. Let's see... 40% sexual deviants 34.9% liars 25% war-hungry monsters 0% legitimate caring people of society .1% conga line[/QUOTE] Fixed