Weird kids/people at your school/workplace V5 I was the weird kid edition. - General

Previous thread [URL="https://lab.facepunch.com/ft/f7aj/weird_kids_shit_at_your_school_v4/page/1"]https://lab.facepunch.com/ft/f7aj/weird_kids_shit_at_your_school_v4/page/1 [/URL] Post weird kids or people from your school or work. Some weird story from previous job. [sp] I actually quit my previous job because the warehouse/car shop got shutdown by police & some military because my boss didn't have the right paperwork to keep the place running legally. He wanted me to still show up and pretty much do nothing inside an empty, closed warehouse all day. Last day at work he asked me if I had mental problems or something because I was walking in circle after not having anything to do. I told him no and politely made him understand that I was offended by his question. Then he proceed to scold me over different shit and I decided to quit my job right away [/sp]. I have a new job now, so here is some content: [QUOTE] - There is a guy at work that people nickname "La Mojarra" (A mojarra is a fish by the way, [B]common two-banded seabream [/B]is the real name I think). This guy has an habit of twitching and having some sort of seizure whenever he gets angry (and he gets angry very easily). One of our facilitators really enjoys pissing him off for some reason (they both get along just fine, so it's not like my supervisor is an asshole, they do it in some sort of friendly way, at the least that's what I want to believe.). One day we were going to receive a visit from an important client, so the facilitator told the mojarra to pick up a bunch of plastic coca cola bottles from the ground and put them in the trash, he had a "seizure" after that. It was more or less like this: Facilitator: "Mojarra, could you help us out and pick up that bunch of plastic bottles once you're done with your work?" Mojarra: "But, but, you already told <some other guy who works in the same area> to clean it and he never does the work he is told to do" Facilitator: "To be honest, you don't do the work you're told to do either" Then this guy began to shake violently and make weird noises (he sounded like a vacuum cleaner) next he proceed to bring the trash can filled with plastic bottles and threw it right into the container. Shit scared me, but I got used to it after a while. - There used to be a facilitator, (let's call him Peter). Peter had the same problem of getting angry way too easily and very often, except he would swear uncontrollably and be extremely rude towards anyone who approached him. Conversations with him where like this: Person: "So, how was your weekend, Peter?" Peter: "Well, I brought my car to the mechanic because it was making a weird noise and such" Person: "Huh huh.." Peter: "You know, some mechanics really suck at the work right? They don't know jackshit" Person: "Yeah, I can imagine, some people just aren't trusthworthy". Peter: "AND THEN THE FUCKING MECHANIC IS REALLY FUCKING STUPID AND CANNOT FUCKING TELL WHAT THE PROBLEM WITH MY CAR IS, THAT FUCKING FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT" Person: "Man, what the fuck, calm down". Peter: "I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, IT'S THE FUCKING MECHANIC, HE CANNOT DO THE WORK PROPERLY, THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE" Then he would slam doors and throw stuff around. [/QUOTE]

There's someone in my class who, when he see's something tragic on the news (like a mass shooting) or in a documentary he says: "wow, that's awesome"

[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;52739814]There's someone in my class who, when he see's something tragic on the news (like a mass shooting) or in a documentary he says: "wow, that's awesome"[/QUOTE] Really? That's fucked man. I knew a kid that said that in highschool as well, but he didn't just stop there. He used to write incest porn with his girlfriend in class all the time, and at lunch they used to grind each other while moaning and eating their lunch. The dude also ate a massive spider straight up after I had said "man, that looks tasty as". He had to go home sick because he got some legs stuck in his throat. (His girlfriend used to talk about incest isn't actually that bad as well. Which was really concerning since she had a younger brother.)

[QUOTE=p0rtal;52743668]Really? That's fucked man.[/QUOTE] I don't think he's serious though. He said he says stuff like that on purpose because he thinks that so many people in the class are SJW's and "take everything too seriously" but then again when you're saying that with a straight face it's kind of hard to not take it seriously.

I work with four women. One of them is a really good looking blonde who would rather save a single dog than a hundred people. Two of them are single mothers who have a black child. Fourth one is normal I guess, a cute blonde like the animal lover, who doesn't really express her opinions or such. And then there's me, a guy who jokes about sausages, meat pies and melted dick cheese. Yesterday we talked about the Las Vegas shooting, and the animal lover said that at least he put his ass into it, when I informed her that it was the deadliest mass-shooting to date. We all drink a lot of coffee and work our asses off to make money for our bosses, our conversations get heated sometimes, but at the end of the day we love each other very much when we get to go home.

We had a guy at work who was a diabetic smoker who insisted that if he ate too many sweets (which he commonly did), he'd make up for it by taking more insulin later. He also has a warrant out for him in another state, owes several people (including co-workers) money, and is driving without car insurance or [B][I]a license[/I][/B]. We eventually fired him for missing two weeks of work in a row, as well as several other absences. He was a nice guy but a [I]huge[/I] liability.

Some girl at my school would burst out into tears at the most inappropriate times. One of those times being during mid-speech in front of the entire campus, she walked off stage and the audience including me were left bamboozled. That was the last time I ever saw her. I think she may have been a victim of bullying Not bagging her out but it was pretty weird you know????????????

There's this guy in my class who is very confusing. He exaggerates his reactions a lot, does a lot of exaggerated movements apparently akin to some rapper artists, says "skrrt skrrt" on occasions at the end of his sentences(apparently it's some meme I'm not aware of), and outright spells out emoticons in his sentences(like XD as "eks dee" and ;) as "winky face"). Every day I see him, it baffles me how he survives socially as that's how he always is and isn't putting on some act for the sake of trying to get on my nerves. A few years ago we were talking about something with him, not sure what it was, but it was around the time he found out that I'm into men, and he said: "Would you say you find me attractive? I'm a cute little shota boy after all!" Also at one point he was opening up about his plan to stalk some popular Finnish Osu! player. He went into detail about how no one knows who the guy is so he wants to find it out and then start sending him messages where he makes a point to show to the player that he knows his identity. I called him out on it saying that he's being creepy and he blew it off saying I just don't understand him. All I know is that he's like this under the guise of doing things "ironically".

While the store music where I work tends to randomly play some decent music, there's plenty of soul-crushingly bland white suburban "mom-core" that plays. One particularly loud guy who works there will occasionally break out singing to it if a particularly annoying/overplayed song is on, and you can hear it throughout the store.

There's this one drunkard who often comes into the store and looks beyond the cashier lines. Almost never goes in the store to buy anything, happens to be friends with other drunkards and often greets people and seems like a nice dude. But his clothes are worn out, he doesn't speak the language of my country, and his face looks like he got hit by soot from an exhaust pipe of an old soviet car and never bothered to wash it off. He looks like he's in blackface for the rest of his life

During my sophomore year, these two alpha-type ghetto-ish kids walk in the bathroom. One of them goes in a stall to drop a dump, and the other guy decides to try and push open the door while he's dumping because reasons. The guy in the stall had to stick his feet out to hold the door closed. Such great friends right? The guy outside says to the stall kid "breathe nigga breathe!". A third same-personality-type kid walks in and goes "I feel sorry for the mothafucka who has to clean that toilet." With a response of "I feel sorry for the toilet." The stench was unreal.

I knew a girl during my sophomore year of high school. We were friends and she started trying to drive the friendship into a relationship. Also she was big into nazi shit. She'd always throw German into her speech some way some how and she'd write her name with the SS rune. At first I thought "Oh she's just an enthusiast" [I](my father used to collect confederate stuff during the civil war because he was into reenactments and other historical stuff so I assumed the same with her)[/I], until one day during our lunch period we visited my history teacher who had a collection of random militaria shit and something caught her eye - a nazi officer hat. She went up to him and had a conversation like this: [I]"Hey, nice nazi officer hat." "Thanks." "Something something glorious third reich." "Okay." "How much is it?" "It's not for sale-" "I'll give you $50 cash right now for it." "...."[/I] Probably the best $50 she ever spent. We broke up a few months later and she refuses to talk to me. I dunno what she's doing right now. Last I saw her she was walking down ten miles down A1A. I would've pulled my car over and offered her a ride to wherever she was going because she's been walking for hours but I was driving around pizzas and I had to let professionalism overtake generosity.