Lets Spell Words Differently

[Fishstick]

Lets face it - English is screwed up. Severely. But why let that get us down? Take advantage of this messed up system to make new, funny spellings of existing words.

For example: Vote -> Voat. Sounds the same, spelled wrong, but it looks like an English word and follows English rules.
House -> Howce
Plane -> Pleign
Sock -> Sawkh

Post your own. See how clever you can get.

[Revolutionary]

Fawk yoo

[Ninja_Blue]

I think you're getting English and phonetics confused.

[TheLittleBus]

Thiss thred suhks

[Alapage]

Oar hough abbowt wiegh doent

[PlamZ]

New, aye wong't doo eet.

[LolHuh]

I will not participate in a thread that mocks the English language.

[GunskiMod]

Tis threhd desn't meak suhns.

[Benzinxrm]

Waaaaagh!

DIS THRED NEEDS MOHR DAKKA!

[IcyTruth]

Gaiz, amh Iee doin iht wriet?

[Mattyyyy]

shit fread.

[SteakStyes]

Eye hadd ayyyy vere tastee turki annd chiise sandvich four dinerrrr. Den eye hadd sum careot caek.

[ROFLBURGER]

Cawk

Twolling

farfug

wasest

[Rainhorror]

Faust treds arr le bezd treds

Thank god smartness is gone

[ducky5]

eye no yoo suuk bawls ( I know you suck balls )

[guyguyxtreme]

Mee liyk qcumba and termartows. Ande Pi.

[NateDude]

Dos tred moks mai lanegwige an I amm ofendid.

[editline]05:17PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=guyguyxtreme;22400042]Mee liyk qcumba and termartows. Ande Pi.[/QUOTE]

You just made a 2 Day bump!

[Jarey_]

did you konw taht eevn toguhh tehse wrdos are fekcud up, buasece the frsit and lsat ltetres are siltl in pacle you can raed tihs? Wreid huh?

[Xephio]

thies thred ies rielly stoepid man.
Ai mien, wat doe i doe wit thies?

[escher]

[QUOTE=LolHuh;22331279]I will not participate in a thread that mocks the English language.[/QUOTE]

Your avatar and name say otherwise.

[Missing User]

bad fred

[NanoXax67]

fuhkeh eu ahnd eur threhd

[theseltsamone]

wehrio aqhkjk dwodkey dkjghe keljghop djkgoty

I phoneticed the phoneticed phonetic.

[Predat0r]

VGhpcyUyMGlzJTIwZnVja2luZyUyMGdheQ==

[hAxel]

tees fräd iz bät

nawd! haha aym su fanni

[Xephio]

asdasdasd asd asdasdasdas asdasdasd

[NateDude]

Can you read this?

Jhon wnet to the sorte to buy smeo cothels.

[sp] Freaky huh? [/sp]

[System31]

o gawd nawt dis threed dis threed sawks

[Hoob]

Tihs Stenncee lokos lkie siht yet you siltl can raed it.

[cameleot]

[QUOTE=NateDude;22421892]Can you read this?

Jhon wnet to the sorte to buy smeo cothels.

[sp] Freaky huh? [/sp][/QUOTE]
John went to the store to buy some clothes.