I did fart on people's dogs before like this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrIc2WeJHA[/media]
Also, What is [B]Pulblic[/B]?
I've shared this story before, but it's entertaining enough to do it again.
I was in sixth grade, writing a difficult exam (It seemed difficult at the time). The teacher was watching us all like a hawk, and the class was deadly silent. Everyone was deep in concentration, desperately scouring their memory for that name or that date that was the answer to question X on page Y.
I felt a fart coming on. My stomach had been killing me all day.
I figured I could ninja that one and nobody would ever know. I cautiously went for it.
[B]It went off like a fucking Harley Davidson and it fucking echoed.[/b]
[QUOTE=The Jackel;39930724]I did fart on people's dogs before like this.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrIc2WeJHA[/media]
Also, What is [B]Pulblic[/B]?[/QUOTE]
ah crap my keybored :( I mean Public
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[QUOTE=archangel125;39930752]I've shared this story before, but it's entertaining enough to do it again.
I was in sixth grade, writing a difficult exam (It seemed difficult at the time). The teacher was watching us all like a hawk, and the class was deadly silent. Everyone was deep in concentration, desperately scouring their memory for that name or that date that was the answer to question X on page Y.
I felt a fart coming on. My stomach had been killing me all day.
I figured I could ninja that one and nobody would ever know. I cautiously went for it.
[B]It went off like a fucking Harley Davidson and it fucking echoed.[/b][/QUOTE]
what happend after it.?
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;39931407]ah crap my keybored :( I mean Public
[editline]16th March 2013[/editline]
what happend after it.?[/QUOTE]
He never graduated 6th grade.......
[QUOTE=zach1193;39933077]He never graduated 6th grade.......[/QUOTE]
I don't think he would/did.?
For me, it often happens at school. They'd be quiet farts if they didn't blast off the chairs.
Once or twice.
I personally, have not. But one time when I was drinking with my brother and his buddy outside his place, my brother let one go that startled the old lady on her porch across the street from us.
Was pretty fuckin' funny.
[QUOTE=archangel125;39930752]I've shared this story before, but it's entertaining enough to do it again.
I was in sixth grade, writing a difficult exam (It seemed difficult at the time). The teacher was watching us all like a hawk, and the class was deadly silent. Everyone was deep in concentration, desperately scouring their memory for that name or that date that was the answer to question X on page Y.
I felt a fart coming on. My stomach had been killing me all day.
I figured I could ninja that one and nobody would ever know. I cautiously went for it.
[B]It went off like a fucking Harley Davidson and it fucking echoed.[/b][/QUOTE]
That same thing happened to me In Geometry final. Don't drink a large baja blast before any final.
Is OP that lucorio guy who posted threads about farts and parents?
On Topic: I havent recently, but there is this downs kid in our band class. He never pays attention, and on some occasions, he'll let one go, and blame it on this other kid.
One day, we were researching composers in the library. It was dead silent, and all of a sudden, this fucking devastatingly loud fart slices through the fucking air. Our class tried to hold back their laughter.
The music teacher was fucking pissed.
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