Kill the person above you with the thing they gave you v. who gives a shit

[108payne]

I shall give thee.............BIDOOF

[DoomsDayDan]

Bidoof used tackle! 108payne fainted!

Have an empty shotgun

[Kelvas]

Kelvas takes a dump on the shotgun and slaps you in the mouth with it giving you a very advanced form of Ecoli causing you to wither and die in a hospital.

Have a penny.

[PILLS HERE!]

I take the penny and shoot it at your head
Have a floating tube

[Jack_Thompson]

I shove the tube down your throat and you can't breath.

Here, use this CD!

[Lancerue]

I snap it in half and slice your throat with it.

Have a sheet of bubble wrap.

[dewd11]

I pop it so hard in ur ears your head explodes!

Have a internet toolbar!

[Kelvas]

I take the internet toolbar and get tons of useless addons for it, making you kill yourself in a maddened rage of clicking through tons of porn and warez...

Have some feces.

[Konigstiger96]

I shove the feces back up your ass and Kelvas dies of shock.

Have a cigar

[fnj]

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[PILLS HERE!]

I detonate the bomb
Here's an ant

[DoomsDayDan]

Get you to choke on it

A birthday cake

[Oman]

I burn your eyes with the candles and force feed you the whole thing at once down your throat.

Have a Clock.

[stea1th]

i break it apart and stuff the remnants into your throat.

i give you a balloon.

[croguy]

I shove it in your mouth and fill it with air, causing you to choke to death.

Have a pillow.

[Neckbeard]

Smother you while you sleep.

How about a cupcake.

[0430AM]

I hold the cupcake in your throat while choking you to death ^-^

Have a box.

[croguy]

I close you in it and leave no air holes.

have an avatar.

[Slacker996]

[QUOTE=croguy;17986536]I close you in it and leave no air holes.

have an avatar.[/QUOTE]

I put it as my avatar. You get enraged because it is your avatar, causing your head to blow up.

[Smirnoff Joe]

I take your absence of an item, and add the attributes of non-existence to your heart, killing you.

I give you a cup of coffee.

[Sportler]

I smash it in your head!

Take this goo pile!

[Slacker996]

[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;17986608]I take your absence of an item, and add the attributes of non-existence to your heart, killing you.

I give you a cup of coffee.[/QUOTE]

i put aids in your coffee

here have a bean

[Smirnoff Joe]

I plant it underneath you, and you get killed by the rising Beanstalk.

Here's a block of cheese.

[Sportler]

I poison it and u die a terrible death!!

Take this hot dog!

[macacan]

I break up the bread and scatter it on you, leaving you to be carried away by the attracted birds. For good measure I through the meat after you

I drop my car keys.

[0430AM]

I just them it up, you rage and kill yourself.

I give you a ketchup.

[The_Lizard_Xing]

You do dat.

You cant do

[chronocide]

I take your ketchup poor it in your ears. You are a little annoyed but you clean it out and go on with your day. However, the bacteria in your ears feed on the remaining ketchup. They grow into ever larger colonies until you have a severe ear infection. You put off visiting the doctor because you are on an internet forum until the infection spreads to the rest of your body and kills you.

Have a corpse.

[TheIceman]

I make the corpse a zombie, I kill the zombie and then shove his hand up your ass

Have this laptop

[bishibosh]

I download a shitload of viruses, which causes you to get really mad and you explode due to your rage.

Have a bubble.