Hey FP I'm going away for a week
my journey starts in Newcastle:
[URL="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=newcastle&sll=54.370959,0.812988&sspn=1.34076,7.03125&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Newcastle+Upon+Tyne,+Tyne+And+Wear,+United+Kingdom&ll=54.973673,-1.614647&spn=0.082564,0.439453&z=12"]Newcastle on Google map[/URL]
& it will end at Guam
[URL="http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Guam&sll=10.746969,144.667969&sspn=18.016829,39.506836&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Guam&z=9"]Guam on Google map[/URL]
The entire trip will take about 20 hours
Obviously I'm going to have to catch multiple planes & it's not a single flight, but still...
[U][B]20 HOURS!?[/B][/U]
So as you can understand I'm gonna need some advice on how to keep myself busy during these 20 hours
Oh & before I forget:
:siren::siren:[B]NO PORN[/B]:siren::siren:
First Post! [/JK]
But Buy an Iphone and a Laptop for the flight.
Or get a few 5-6 Hour Long Books!
Put yourself in a deep, meditative trance.
Or, get drunk the fuck up and pass out
get a mini dvd player and a shit-ton of dvds
Don't look down.
Don't jump out of the plane whilst it's in flight.
And remember, planes are statistically the safest way to travel.
But if there were as many planes as there are cars, they would have a much higher fatality rate.
Happy flying!
get a book, and when not reading go into the bathroom and :fappery:
Took about 20 or so hours when i flew from Sweden to California, USA.. I didn't mind it, i love flying. I recommend reading a book or something like that. it will keep you busy for a long while and the rest of the time you sleep.
by the way, an audiobook is average 17-20h i think. so if you don't like reading get an audiobook.
[QUOTE=asXas;23314285]Took about 20 or so hours when i flew from Sweden to California, USA.. I didn't mind it, i love sleeping.[/QUOTE]
Fixed /JK
But Seriously, Buy a couple books and nap the rest of the time.
:flashfap:
[QUOTE=Ace of Snails;23314242]get a [I]Parachute[/I], and when [I]Almost Finished with the Flight, i mean [B]RIGHT[/B] Before they land[/I] go into the bathroom and [I]Pull the Ejector Cord and Stunt your way home![/I][/QUOTE]
Fixed /JK
You could do the original version of this too!
Edited:
Broke My Automerge!
Audiobooks and music.
Oh snap lots of greatsuggestions
keep 'em coming!
That doesn't look like a 20 hour flight, I had a flight that was about the same distance, and it was only 9 hours.
Join the Mile-High club. :q:
Get a Gameboy and beat a couple of the Pokemon games, never gets old.
Also, read and sleep.
Gameboy and Pokemon, doesn't matter what version you'll be addicted the whole time if you do it right.
1. Take an Ambien
2. Bring a book / laptop with a dvd
3. Take another ambien
1) Weed before you go to the airport
2) Books
3) Laptop
4) Music player
You're going to have a shitty time, there's no way around it.
Get an aisle seat, its nice to have the extra elbow room
If you have a good imagination, putting some epic music on your headphones, closing your eyes, and imagining some kind of battle or what-not should keep you for a few hours. Works for me.
Otherwise books, laptop with games, etc.
You think that's bad, one time I had to survive a 20 hour plane crash.
Big books.
[QUOTE=Lithifold;23317808]Get an aisle seat, its nice to have the extra elbow room[/QUOTE]
Until the stewardess' ass bumps into you and you get the urge to grab her.
I had two 24-hour trips within two weeks. One was via plane (Chicago to Munich) and the other was via train (Salzburg to Amsterdam). On the plane one I just took a bunch of these pills my friend had. I'm not sure what was in them but it put everyone to sleep, except me. But the plane was pretty kick ass and you could choose what movie or channel you wanted to watch on your own little screen.
Usually extensive flights have nice planes. Hopefully yours is like mine and you can just wind up watching like 3 different movies and catch some sleep, then it will be over before you know it. If not, bring a book.
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[QUOTE=yodafart9;23317933]Until the stewardess' ass bumps into you and you get the urge to grab her.[/QUOTE]
Nah they don't make them like they used to. You probably won't want to grab her/HIS ass, believe me.
Join the mile high club if you are traveling with a lady friend :q:
Fap
(I actually did this once)
bring some explosives
1. Fap in the bathroom
2. Think of fapping in the bathroom
3. Fap in front of the stewardess
4. Read
5. Fap under your book
make sure you get a pillow, your ass may be very sore from the sitting you'll be doing
Get a laptop, watch a few movies.
[sp](or a visual novel)[/sp]
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