Ok, so today I woke up to what appear to be another totally casual and monotonous day of my life and, as usual, I relaxedly went to have my breakfast in front of my computer screen and check the so famous social network called facebook, which I happen to have a profile on. The first thing I noticed when I opened the website was my dad's profile pic standing there, on my wall, right on the god damn middle, in that precise moment I knew something bad was about to happen and my forehead started getting all sweaty. I proceeded then to read the words the man strategically chose to wipe what remains of my social life out from existence. It was something along these lines:
"Bla bla bla,
kisses daddy"
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[quote][B]Dear Girls, if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back. Marry him.[/B][/quote]
no
also, you shouldn't link your facebook on facepunch
Cut yourself?
Seriously, I've never had anything so utterly embarrassing happen to me in my entire life. Your social life has been completely stomped out of existence because of your dad showing that he cares and loves you enough to post a little something on your wall.
Just delete it if you're that concerned
You[sp]OP[/sp]rated yourself, why can't I be that edgy and cool?
[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;28047160]You rated yourself, why can't I be that edgy and cool?[/QUOTE]
because you are broseidon
king of the brocean
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;28047170]because you are broseidon
king of the brocean[/QUOTE]
Fair enough bro.
WeekendWarrior is allowed to rate self. That simple.
you can delete it you know, right?
I honestly don't see why you would be so embarrassed OP
I didn't get the rest of the joke but your
Get used to it, facebook is turning into an online nursing home. Family members are driving hip young kids out of facebook, which is why I do not use it anymore
Hi Kevin.
delete it
Who eats their [i]breakfast[/i] in front of the computer?
:colbert:
nerds
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