Here is the link to the translator
[url]http://ackuna.com/badtranslator[/url]
What it does is it takes the English you put in and runs them through an online translator multiple times before giving you it back in messed up english
Feel free to use whatever settings you wish, although I suggest keeping "random language order" checked
Let us try to have a general discussion. to reply, just come up with a reply with the prior post and put it through bad translator, then post its output here.
(the point is, type your reply in the translator, paste the output in this thread)
I will start.
The best more to say
What is it? I don't understand what I said, please repeat.
[QUOTE]Original text:
"Machine translations are useful for getting a general idea about what text written in a foreign language means. "
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The translation of the words written in a foreign language, have nothing more to say about how this can be useful to give you an idea. "[/QUOTE]
[quote]...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Lazy dog the quick brown Fox jumped."[/quote]
Not bad
[quote]Original text:
"So what is the meaning of this? Facepunch is glorious!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"What does this mean for you? result."[/quote]
[quote]Original text:[I]"Everything is made out of beavers!"[/I]
[I]...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:[/I]
[I][I]"Nice!"[/quote][/I][/I]
[QUOTE][B]Original text:[/B]
"Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic"
[B]...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
[/B]
"The contempt in the application."[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]
Original text:
"Facepunch is Glorious!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Still love you.!!!!!"[/QUOTE]
Back to the original text, because it destroys the fun of the mistakes in the translation!
[QUOTE]Original text:
"Got a funny mistranslation? Post it on our Facebook wall!"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I have a big misunderstanding? Yes, this error message Facebook wall!"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"So far away, and I think you can do better than what I have decided??? "[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING SHORE PATROL, MOTHERFUCKER
I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING SHORE PATROL, NOW GIVE THIS MAN A BEER[/QUOTE]
...
[QUOTE]Technical route, of course, I don't know. What the hell, coast guard, this man is pro-beer today.[/QUOTE]
[quote]"This thread is incredibly awful and I am offended by it's mere existence. I would like nothing more than to personally end your life."[/quote]
43 translations later...
[quote]"This area is very well developed and I was angry, but in the future a lot of people need a life."[/quote]
I'm mostly amazed by the fact it's coherent.
[quote]Original text:
"No fun guaranteed."
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Fun is guaranteed."[/quote]
Nice job, Yandex. One job.
[QUOTE]
Original text:
"Fuck this shit is so stupid it's actually funny now"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Bad,bad,weird. "
[/QUOTE]
[B]"To be or not to be, that is the question"[/B]
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
[B]"The problem is, it is not. "[/B]
[editline]18th January 2015[/editline]
[B]"Mario luigi brother, did it know yoshi look like koop and maybe was"[/B]
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
[B]"Mario and his brother Luigi,cooperation, I mean, I don't know, Yoshi"[/B]
what the fuck lol
[quote]Original text:
"Garry sucks the big fat one."
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Gary, mom, big and fat."[/quote]
Turned from an insult into a yo momma joke.
[quote]Original text:
"ooga booga wooga"
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Because man is in the bag booga wooga"[/quote]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"I have to piss"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I need to write."[/QUOTE]
[B]Original text:[/B]
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?"
[B]...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:[/B]
"Why are we still in this pain tonight, and I think it's my arms, legs, and when he came to I want to be friends...I lost...the pain is always there, what do you think?"
"Sincerely, lady, I don't care and never will be."
Stopped writing the text, it is nonsense, It makes a little more fun, I think.
Original text:
"Fast anime is full of really bad posts"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I think it's a very bad cartoon ... "
Original text:
"Semen stains the mountain tops"
...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Local mountain gay"
[QUOTE]
[B]
Original text:[/B]
"This thread is kinda pointless, why would anyone make such a bad thread? Or such a bad post as this one?"
[B]...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:[/B]
"In this section, and in that sense, why not? Also, is it bad? "
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"Grandma found too much cookies on the way home, now she's infected with bad eyesight and fast aging."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Homemade pasta for adults in General, I understand, and quickly."[/QUOTE]
Okay, here's another one
[QUOTE]Original text:
"Videos And Flash Movies and That Kind Of Crap (102 Viewing) For videos, flash movies and other dumb crap that clogs up the other forums. Use media tags."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Video / film or sticky(102) Flash action, and more stupid forum, mass communication, I saw through the media."
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Original text:
"greeting dance guy,,
sorry for long time to make reply
i sleep
now i wake up
thanks for support !
continue dance
thanks,, tropsical guy"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Welcome to the game.
For the answer, sorry.
I have a dream.
When I wake up.
Thank you for your support.
At the same time, we were talking about the dance.
You Callis, Thank You tropsical"[/QUOTE]
[I]"Can you please tell me where you left the grapefruit?"[/I]
Ten translations later, Yandex gives us:
[I]"Can you tell me where drops of grapefruit?"[/I]
[editline]18th January 2015[/editline]
Original text:
[I]"Where did the arms dealer leave his weapons?"[/I]
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
[I]"Here, in the hands of the operator. "[/I]
It completed the answer
This is also what I have done in my life, I can't say that he loves a complex pancakes class print 387.44 million miles, this is good, because there are hundreds of kilometres nanoangstrom in the course of my pants. At the same time,emotions and anger for a million, which I don't like, I might not like it. I said that I don't need these people in the first century, the corset, stones, trees, nature, I'm tired of me, you can get through the computer and I am the Second World War, disease of the brain that controls the ability to be the first. But one day I woke up and realized that it's not only the computer, I think. Congito all people without the details of the murder. 109 years ago, is still 109 years, and have something to offer, but we do not know why? Why? Why?
The saddle, in the last sentence of ειστε, institutions before Ibrahim lill, woman? How can you? in a small room? This is, unfortunately, no, I'm very moved, she said, is the way in which you can get the best of me?
On Gorrister brands. Window in all cases the Difference Gorrister, in the last ten years, from five to 109 is illegal not jinħbew?
Sometimes the mistakes in the world, I think, and in other cases, very dry skin. The nose is equal to zero. This is a beautiful, strong, Brave, beautiful, ugly, ugly, or is it just the monkey, man, Hey, baby, you know why? I think that I hear? I'm a soldier,and remember, Brickman, a bag of rice in China? No,no,no...? -If not, don't forget... ... then you will be punished,not like we have to do, the shoes.
This is, I think, the gold,Elena, I still remember with pain, we are in a cave....pain;then I started to cry, and a little bitter, no! It can damage, if not, you should not forget that before that, you must be careful, attentive, open the heart and practice. But, you see, beloved, the world that he is the only son in the family much success, this is just a joke, don't forget Elena, my dear.
They don't know about that, Ted? You said that it is not the money, not the big house on the disk, not in the boat and in the car in a beautiful place where you can sleep in the afternoon, and at the team of six people? They do not know? Searches, puzzles,Ted? technology, of the Convention against torture and other cruel, the other side of the contract a secret. I can tell you that I love you!
The teeth of the army Nimdok; non-smoking rooms, refrigerator, microwave oven, corridor, tell me what you see, think of the chicken, if you want to say, and the world of the Nazi doctor. And all good things, but, my God, my friend... it's like my brother... and why.
The secret of it is the game you want to play these games, play game, play game, adventure, mouse, but the Black Death. A little courage the eyes of this game, the game a couple of Gardenia?
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