Do you have a problem in your life and you don't want to risk the social embarassment of shouting it from the rooftops? Then post it here. As well as bitching like little girls, advice/help is welcome too. I put this thread in GD because I see a lot of "my life sucks please help me" threads around here.
I could just leave the OP here and sound like a manly guy with no problems in my life, but I need to get some stuff off of my chest too.
So a little while ago, this girl in my year started getting this huge crush on me. She's decent looking, and really not my type. She slowly started listening into my convorsations and trying to figure out what I liked. Then it started. For the past 8 months, I have heard nothing but constant meme shit from her. I guess it would be funny if she put it in the right context, but she doesn't. Whilst asking her facebook friends whether a tingly neck is normal or not, she says, and I quote:
"It started when I was drinking coke. Then I drank some more. FBF."
a friend then asks: "FBF?"
she replies: "foul bachelor frog, duh. Look it up on google image of funny junk."
I raged.
She also tried to get TF2 after she heard me talking about it. She changed her profile picture to a picture of The Heavy, reading: I lol'd, but then I serious'd. She hadn't even played it before. There was literally smoke pouring out of my ears I was so mad. She also has been coppying all of the music I like (and liked). For instance, I used to be a huge emofag and I listened to MCR all the time and as soon as I mention them, she turns up next week with a MCR t-shirt.
Felt good to get that off of my chest, bros.
I once ejaculated in a customer's drink. I remember as I walked away he said to his wife "This tastes better than usual". I guess it was all that fruit I was eating.
people who say that they've changed but they haven't
for example
"I used to be a huge emofag but I've changed I swear!"
I would like to get the nipple off my chest but I don't see that going anywhere soon.
Wow she's a freak. You've got a chance to get laid though.
My friend has an internet girlfriend, he makes me want to fucking go insane and blow up a damn building. Sorry, had to get that off my chest.
I've got a hell of a crush on a friend of mine who's straight and has a girlfriend, I'm good friends with her too, but I'd still do him in a heartbeat if I got the chance. :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Thedashingrogue;25879285]So a little while ago, this girl in my year started getting this huge crush on me. She's decent looking, and really not my type. She slowly started listening into my convorsations and trying to figure out what I liked. Then it started. For the past 8 months, I have heard nothing but constant meme shit from her. I guess it would be funny if she put it in the right context, but she doesn't. Whilst asking her facebook friends whether a tingly neck is normal or not, she says, and I quote:
"It started when I was drinking coke. Then I drank some more. FBF."
a friend then asks: "FBF?"
she replies: "foul bachelor frog, duh. Look it up on google image of funny junk."
I raged.
She also tried to get TF2 after she heard me talking about it. She changed her profile picture to a picture of The Heavy, reading: I lol'd, but then I serious'd. She hadn't even played it before. There was literally smoke pouring out of my ears I was so mad. She also has been coppying all of the music I like (and liked). For instance, I used to be a huge emofag and I listened to MCR all the time and as soon as I mention them, she turns up next week with a MCR t-shirt.
Felt good to get that off of my chest, bros.[/QUOTE]
Talk to her. Put her on the right path. Introduce her to our world. We need more girls! :q:
[QUOTE=l33tkill;25879329]I would like to get the nipple off my chest but I don't see that going anywhere soon.[/QUOTE]
Freeze it off with deodorant
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25879375]Talk to her. Put her on the right path. Introduce her to our world. We need more girls![/QUOTE]
That'd be a good idea if the girl was real.
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
OP is still a huge emofag.
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[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;25879392]That'd be a good idea if the girl was real.
[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]
OP is still a huge emofag.[/QUOTE]
Ouch.
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;25879314]I once ejaculated in a customer's drink. I remember as I walked away he said to his wife "This tastes better than usual". I guess it was all that fruit I was eating.[/QUOTE]
Funny part is that I let her taste some of it too
im not really gay
Alot of People in Highschool piss me off. I hate all of the drama, the wanna be gangster and snobbish attitudes, etc.
[QUOTE=Teh Phoenix;25879450]im not really gay[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolradioblog.com/media/2010/08/hurleytwo204.jpg[/img]
yes you are
I'm a total loser and haven't been inside eg. a cinema once.
edit: maybe in primary school
[QUOTE=tesher07;25879461]Alot of People in Highschool piss me off. I hate all of the drama, the wanna be gangster and snobbish attitudes, etc.[/QUOTE]
you're jealous
[QUOTE=***zer0***;25879498]I [b]nerdrage[/b][/QUOTE]
Found yer' problem, chief.
I bet you're OP's lover.
[QUOTE=Teh Phoenix;25879450]im not really gay[/QUOTE]
:airquote:
[QUOTE=Thedashingrogue;25879285] She changed her profile picture to a picture of The Heavy, reading: I lol'd, but then I serious'd. [/QUOTE]
I nerdrage [b]BADLY[/b] everytime someone does something like this.
For example, i have a friend who has never touched a single fallout game , yet he bought a vaultboy figure. (Well, he has seen me playing fallout 2, [b]O N C E [/b])
And as i was visiting him, he told me to check out his pip-boy.
[img]http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t221/AbusePuppy/NerdRage.jpg[/img]
im secretly a furry
lol jk im not a faggot
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;25879314]I once ejaculated in a customer's drink. I remember as I walked away he said to his wife "This tastes better than usual". I guess it was all that fruit I was eating.[/QUOTE]
That is bullshit?
I want to headbut the shit out of some little cunt who is annoying me but only when he says shit an he only says shit whe he's around friend and Im kind of scare about getting jumped by 3 people
James
Stop being a complete cunt
So my step-brother has lived with us for about 4 months.
He is a furry, 22 year old, never finished high school, has no real friends, no drivers license, and has no job.
Living with him is bad. he only showers once every few days, and ALL he fucking does is sit at home, do some RP bullshit on Neverwinter Nights, and eat all my goddamn food.
God that felt good. Thanks Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Chris Parks;25879573]
He is a furry, 22 year old, never finished high school, [b]has no real friends[/b], no drivers license, and has no job.
Living with him is bad. he only [b]showers once every few days[/b], and ALL he fucking does is [b]sit at home,[/b] [b]do some RP bullshit[/b] on Neverwinter Nights, and [b]eat[/b] all my goddamn food.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that every furry?
[QUOTE=***zer0***;25879498]I nerdrage [b]BADLY[/b] everytime someone does something like this.
For example, i have a friend who has never touched a single fallout game , yet he bought a vaultboy figure. (Well, he has seen me playing fallout 2, [b]O N C E [/b])
And i as i was visiting him, he told me to check out his pip-boy.
[/QUOTE]
are you and your friends 9 years old
[QUOTE]There was [b]literally[/b] smoke pouring out of my ears[/QUOTE]
like, literally
I [B]hate[/B] people who don't shower regularily and walk around smelling like piss all the time :v:
i want to take my keyboard and slam it to my face for a reason.
FMLpunch?
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