Explore my Shit - Elaborately Hidden Porn Edition

[John Egbert]

[b]Yeah, yeah, there are too many of these threads. But its still motherfucking fun.[/b]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MN2uG.jpg[/img]

[b][u]Some Cool Shit and Some Rules Shit[/b][/u]

-You may ask for a Porn Hint, but I will only give one if you post a picture you drew in MSPaint or one of your school papers.
-Don't complain if I deny you access or deleting privileges to personal information, important system files, etc. This should be obvious.
-I'm not gonna shut down my computer.
-Don't make more than 3 requests in a row.
-Use common sense.
-I don't have BitTorrent, stop trying to get me banned.
-I'm a wonderful MSPaint artist and I can write magical stories in Notepad.
-If you really want to, you can post your own desktop in this thread and do the same as I'm doing.
-Don't try to get me banned on FP
-Don't ruin the fun by using really easy ways to find porn

[Mcfuret]

open skype

[Donutsalad]

After opening skype.

Close it.

[Ayane-152]

After closing Skype, open the windows start menu.

[John Egbert]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FRb2F.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/3cZ4e.jpg[/img]

[Plattack]

Close the windows start menu.

[John Egbert]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/gxwtX.jpg[/img]

This is going awfully slow, we should speed it up.

[Rocko's]

Search for Porn

[Logic Studio]

open the browser and search for lemonparty

[LordMoldyButt]

go to pictures.

[Firefox42]

Open documents.

[John Egbert]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZUtyd.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/fNVbd.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/wOr1x.jpg[/img]

[Ayane-152]

Open Microsoft Paint.

[John Egbert]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/NdYJZ.png[/IMG]

[Rocko's]

Open up your web browser.

[Donutsalad]

Click 'Properties' > select the 'Start Menu' tab > click 'Customize' > in the dialog displayed, check off the appropriate menu link for 'Recent Items'.

Now view recent items.

[John Egbert]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32118150]Open up your web browser.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FsDuN.png[/img]

[The Robster]

Draw breasts in paint and save it as boobs.jpg

There it is.

[Rocko's]

look up pornhub on google

[John Egbert]

[QUOTE=The Robster;32118237]Draw breasts in paint and save it as boobs.jpg

There it is.[/QUOTE]

True, but that won't be all the porn.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/gVZ5z.jpg[/img]

Marvel at my beautiful creation.

[Rocko's]

Put in the URL box of firefox, Pornhub.com

[John Egbert]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32118249]look up pornhub on google[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/gDkGq.png[/img]

[Rocko's]

click on pornhub

[John Egbert]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32118415]Put in the URL box of firefox, Pornhub.com[/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Gv8Id.png[/img]

[Rocko's]

porn found game over

[John Egbert]

[QUOTE=Rocko's;32118500]porn found game over[/QUOTE]

There's more on my computer, and shit on the internet doesn't count. You have to find all the porn on my computer before the game is over, or until there's a new goal.

[Sinsmarter]

Click internet explorer on the taskbar.
Last time i kept my porn in a folder with the IE icon and named it internet explorer, no one ever found it

[John Egbert]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/qhomn.jpg[/img]

Don't forget about the Porn Hints.

[Ordigenius]

porn hint then

[John Egbert]

[quote=OP]You may ask for a Porn Hint, but I will only give one if you post a picture you drew in MSPaint or one of your school papers.[/quote]