1,000 things a man never wants to hear during sex.

[Archangel125]

Ready? Go.

1. "HONEY! I'M HOOOOME!"

[Dimitri]

2. "I farted."

[Gregah]

3. Is it in yet?

[martin518441]

4:i have an std

[Dimitri]

5. "Whose kid is that?"

[Pee]

6. "Wait, let me get out my tampon"

[Dimitri]

7. "Okay, I [b]REALLY[/b] need to take a shit."

[Aerkhan]

8 - Honey, you smell.

[BrQ]

9 - meow

[The ODST]

A woman moaning another man's name is always a little annoying...

[EBS-Gamer]

10 - can you tell that I had surgery.. down there?

[Aerkhan]

12 - Your dick is small.

[CaptainSnake]

13. Are you done yet?

[ironman17]

14 - "Hey honey? That's the couch."

Cookie if you get the reference.

[Upgrade123]

15: "I think I'm having my period"

[Evanlution]

16: "I'm really a woman."

[Aerkhan]

17 - Im lesbian.

[DemonDog]

18 - What should we name the kids?

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19 - Ooh, (name of not-you.) that's nice.

[Cobbart]

20. I think my water just broke.

[Aerkhan]

21 - Im still virgin...

[Hatashi]

22. ''Cant you go further :(?''.

[Hypernova]

23. Enjoy your AIDS.

[Thundermanz]

24. I have a period.

[Cypher_09]

25. Would you mind if another woman joined us?

[Akayz]

[QUOTE=Hypernova;22580463]23. Enjoy your AIDS.[/QUOTE]

that is quite funny :v:

[LiquiD]

[QUOTE=Akayz;22580521]that is quite funny :v:[/QUOTE]

AIDS is not funny

[ionuttzu]

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;22580496]25. Would you mind if another woman joined us?[/QUOTE]
What man wouldn't want to hear that?

[Baggerbean]

26. After you're done, I want to be in the drivers seat.

[elitestrider]

27. About that condom...

[Archy]

28. i'm going to tell all my friends at middle school about you mister