[highlight]Before you ask questions here [B]LOOK AT THIS THREAD [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250112"]HERE![/URL][/B][/highlight]
[highlight]Keep your Speedtest shit [URL="http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?"][HERE!][/URL][/highlight]
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I'm going to say this, and no one's going to listen. This thread is about people who think or act like they're tech savvy, and fail miserably. This could be smug kids saying their macbook could run Crysis on decent settings to garner attention, teachers at school spouting out things that make no sense and trying to get away with the "I'm the teacher, I'm right" excuse, or the usual haberdashery and whatnot.
[B]Posts everyone is sick of:[/B]
Laughing at normal people instead of actual tech-illiterate asshats:
"My friend said he has 1 terabyte of ram lolol"
"Someone said their 8800 video card is better than my 220GT turbo-derp, what a retard"
[B]Stupid, repetitive, or extremely damaging pranks:[/B]
"I unplugged my friend's mouse at school and they had to call over a teacher, I'm so cool"
"I told my friend to delete system32 and he did lmfao"
[B]Blind hatred or fanboyism:[/B]
People who say Macs suck are stupid and wrong
People who say PCs suck are stupid and wrong
"Macfags suck because apple sucks and they think they're better rage rage rage."
"PC sucks cuz Mac is better."
[B]Remember, tech illiterates ACT like they know things, but don't.[/B]
It's fun when they actually follow their own advice on tech when they have NO clue what they're doing, like the one guy who said "My keyboard broke, so we bought a new computer because it was easier", or just general idiocy, like the one 8.5 minute rant that, in short, was "PC cost too much for gaming, spend the money on consoles and TVs because I don't want to be locked away in a room, so buy a mac. OSX MOTHAFUCKAAA"
He actually peaced-out with "OSX." *gangsta-face*[/release]
[release][B]A simple guide to posting in CIPWTTKT&GC, by horsedrowner.[/B]
1. Does the content you want to post show computer illiteracy?
2. Is the content you want to post related to the topic at hand?
3. Do you want to start a new discussion, and is that discussion in some way related to Hardware & Software?
If you answered "yes" to one or more of the above questions, then go ahead and post.
If you answered "no" to all of the above questions, or if the content you want to post is against the rules, [B]don't post[/B].[/release]
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[B]NO FUCKING SPEEDTEST/SPECCY/HARD DRIVE SHIT HERE![/B]
Seriously guys, It's getting old, We have many threads for these no more of this fucking bullshit.
Your speed test shit goes [URL="http://www.speedtest.net/wave/a2cfb1369da4e125?"][HERE!][/URL] and your question shit goes [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250112"]HERE![/URL] the rest of the shit you can find yourself, here use this handy search link [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/search.php"][HERE][/URL], or if you aren't gold [URL="https://www.google.com/?q=site:facepunch.com Search goes here"][HERE][/URL]
[B]NO THREAD STEALING ([/B][IMG]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-airquote.gif[/IMG][B])[/B]
If a thread title, creator or banner has been agreed on, don't be a dick. Don't fuck it over with your own shit because it just pisses the users off and we have enough of that already, We've had far too many fucked over threads. If by chance you have done this, you are OBLIGED to fix it.[/release]
[release][B]Previous topics[/B]
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1251279"] CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x18 (v24): Warship finds something edition[/URL] - By Wingless
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250011"]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x17 (v23): Titan Edition[/URL] - By kaze4159
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1236387"]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x16 (v22): Killowatt's Mom Appreciation Station[/URL] - By Kilowatt
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1217692"]CIPWTTKT&GC v 0x15 (v21): Thinkpads are Forever[/URL] - By Lavacano
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1197534"]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x14 (v20): Turning it off and on all day every day[/URL] By VistaPOWA
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1179504"]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x13 (v19): Ivy Bridge Edition[/URL] by Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1167299"]CIPWTTKT&GC v0x12 (v18): Makol can't Computer Very Good[/URL] by Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1160327"]CIPWTTKT&GC February 2012 (V17): sudo cat /dev/urandom > content[/URL] by horsedrowner
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1152037"]CIPWTTKT&GC (V16): Odellus Cock Rubbing Edition[/URL] by Warship
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1104279"]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0F (V15): Scoot and Deeps Drama Diaries[/URL] by Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1099301"]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0E (V14): Gman003 is our Lord and Savior[/URL] by ManningQB18
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1094457"]CIPWTTKT&GC V0X0D (V13): COMIC SAAAAAAAAAANSSSS!!!!!!11111 EDITION[/URL] By [EG] Pepper
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1089858"]CIPWTTKT v0x0C (12): Fried Eggs and RAM[/URL] By JohnEdwards/Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1083445"]CIPWTTKT v11: content.rar is missing or corrupted.[/URL] By LinuX
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1072976"] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things v0x0A: content.rar is password-protected[/URL] By LinuX
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057448"] Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V9: Windows is a strawberry[/URL] By LinuX
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043077"]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V8: Mandrith Appreciation Station.[/URL] By Wingless
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1024325"]Computer Illiterate People that think they know things V7 Content: Out of stock[/URL] By [EG] Pepper
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/996166"]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V6 - My CPU is clocked to 11:00AM[/URL] By codenamecueball
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/956696"]Computer illiterate people who think they know things V5 - I FLICK PSU VOLTAGE SWITCH[/URL] By Comrade General
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/934789"]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [V4][/URL] By PivotDJ
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/886382"]Computer illiterate people who think they know things [v3][/URL] By daijitsu
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/835597"]Computer illiterate people that think they know things V2[/URL] By Oktoberman!
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/799921"]Computer illiterate people that think they know things.[/URL] By xZippy[/release]
[h2]Remember kiddies, this is also H&S General Chat[/h2]
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[release][B]We now have a Steam group![/B]
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Which thread do we keep? This one was created a few seconds before the other one.
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1251279&p=39830351&highlight=#post39830351"]i called dibs on the thread :c[/URL]
People like hedgehogs more than GabeN, so... People will probably use Ezhiks thread, even if it was created later.
where the hell did my thread go :C
arg ye olde mods have ruined thine chances at glory, young hodgeheg
[QUOTE=Ezhik;39834360]where the hell did my thread go :C[/QUOTE]
garry pwnt u faster than u clud think
Garry likes Gaben more than Hedgehogs.
:'(
[img]http://puu.sh/2dK1M[/img]
Oh lovely.
All I was gonna say was "I saw a netbook that I recognise."
[QUOTE=Ezhik;39834372]:'([/QUOTE]
Garry was watching us.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/2dK9a[/IMG]
I bet he knows about Sipwicket forums.
Also wow, this thread actually got ratings on the OP. We have went a few threads with only a few or no ratings on the OP.
dibs on v26
MARK MY WORDS PEOPLE
[QUOTE=Ezhik;39834390]dibs on v26
MARK MY WORDS PEOPLE[/QUOTE]
Aw I wanted some illiterate to make it with the title * v 0x20 *
I just found the true definition of irony.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/oOjv3Wk.png[/img]
[editline]7th March 2013[/editline]
Looking into it, I think they require you to install some custom cert in order to access the site.
What the fuck are they doing to SSL... I'm not sure if I want to even look at that service anymore.
[quote=warshit]I can render 1080p in faster than realtime :hehe: Pretty sweet.[/quote]
Because the quality and complexity of the encoder mean nothing right?
I can encode 1080p at either 1fps or 100fps, depends how I set it up. You fucking asshole.
a new thread a new start
I hope senpai notices me
[QUOTE=latin_geek;39834479]a new thread a new start
I hope senpai notices me[/QUOTE]
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Oh my god, they create a client certificate and then use that to control your access.
No username/password or anything of that kind.
That is a really fucking weird setup. I mean, it technically works, but ehhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I didn't post once in that previous thread.
I was the third :v:
So guys I want to make a part of my webserver an image hosting service for myself and people here. I'll just make it like img.synthetichorizon.com or sipwicket.synthetichorizon.com.
Does anyone have experience with setting those up? I want to be able to batch upload and have the images have BB Code made for them.
but idkwhere to start
i just use nginx and then manually type the url out
but at least i can edit my images afterwards
[QUOTE=Brt5470;39834809]So guys I want to make a part of my webserver an image hosting service for myself and people here. I'll just make it like img.synthetichorizon.com or sipwicket.synthetichorizon.com.
Does anyone have experience with setting those up? I want to be able to batch upload and have the images have BB Code made for them.
but idkwhere to start[/QUOTE]
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_reuse.png[/img]
?
[QUOTE=Brt5470;39834451]Because the quality and complexity of the encoder mean nothing right?
I can encode 1080p at either 1fps or 100fps, depends how I set it up. You fucking asshole.[/QUOTE]
rude
[QUOTE=tratzzz;39834914][img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/password_reuse.png[/img]
?[/QUOTE]
I just want my own image hosting site, no passwords.
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;39835041][url]http://imgur.com/a/BsWUJ[/url]
Jesus christ.[/QUOTE]
My laptop was worse.
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;39835041][url]http://imgur.com/a/BsWUJ[/url]
Jesus christ.[/QUOTE]
people joke about keyboard crumbs being emergency food
but no action at all
somebody should make it happen
[QUOTE=Brt5470;39835038]I just want my own image hosting site, no passwords.[/QUOTE]
but that's no fun.
[QUOTE=tratzzz;39835104]but that's no fun.[/QUOTE]
Go to sleep already, and stop whining on steam that you're tired.
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