You know the deal. Post the funniest, awesomest, most bad-assed of quotes, and win happy faces, boxes or clocks respectivley.
PLESE NOTE: I'm sure i speak for all of us when I say that if cake, bubblegum or anything along the lines of "spah", "sappin" or "sentry" is mentioned, the culprit will turned inside out, raped in the liver and then hung with their instines.
Thank you. :-)
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Also, content:
"dont you wish you where born earlier...when the music was real?"
"Like, the seventies?"
"nah, earilier, like...the early seventies..."
"Yeah, nice try lady, i'm sposed to think your a nun when your actually some ugly demon thing...aha! Knew it! Big ugly demon!...kinda sexy though, in a weird way..."
Eddie Riggs, Brutal Legend.
"HEEYY....MEESTER MAAN!"
and
"YELLOW CAAR!"
Nico bellic, while drunk and hailing a taxie, GTA V
"It's a MACHINE!"
All your base are belong to us.
The entire confrontation with Andrew Ryan in Bioshock.
"If it isn't me, it will just be someone else, so it might as well be me"
The dying guy in Gta4
[QUOTE=winsanity;17702596][b]I Got Balls of Steel[/b][/QUOTE]
[b]STEEL.[/b]
"Comon, ragequit! Make us both happy!"
-Scout, TF2
"I killed him in the face!" (Its more the tone of voice the makes it epic, you know if you've heard it)
-Mickey, Halo ODST
"Ohhh, they're goonta haffta glue you back together...IN HELL!"
-Demoman, TF2
"Life is like a box of ammo".
"Half man, half animal, ALL DEAD".
-Duke.
"Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
Pretty much anything Duke says.
"ONE IN THE PIPE!"
Killing Floor's Patriarch
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lK2efqrVPU&feature=player_profilepage[/media]
Money, money, money.
-Killing Floor Marines.
[QUOTE=gufu;17702999]Money, money, money.
-Killing Floor Marines.[/QUOTE]
"I'm Bleeding like a stuck pig!"
"Stay still, i'm not gonna shank you!"
-Killing Floor Marines
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fucking love that game i need to get it
"who wants some moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?"
- Killing Floor people giving their money away.
Kaboom! - Demoman
"Picture a pink golfball in your mind."
"Think about a yellow rubber duck."
"Oooooooooooom threeeeeeeee raaaaaaaamaaaaaaaa... What the fuck's that noise?"
"Shame really, I was going to tmake it into a lamp."
Pretty much everything Truth says is epic.
War. War never changes.
[B]That[/B] Grey Fox line, If you've played MGS1, you know what I mean.
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
-the legion guard.
"No surrender, no retreat, not one step back!"
Russian commisar from CoD 1 @ Stalingrad accompanied with music, it was glorious.
"You... Need me!"
Breen, at the end of Half-Life 2.
"It was at that moment that I realized, I am Kessler!" direct or not idfk? regardless shit was ePic.
"Let's rock"
- Duke Nukem
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[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;17703222]Kaboom![/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.housekeepingchannel.com/objimages/Kaboom-Shower-Tub-Tile-Cleaner.jpg[/img]
Anything The Truth says in GTA: SA
"Unless it's a farm." - Soldier.
Cleche, I know.
"My name..."
"begins with a D..."
"...is Rasputin"
Rasputin, Psyconaughts.
"DECAPITASHUUUUUUN!!! There, it is dead."
Eddie, Brutal Legend
"You know what I'm talking about. In all the cool action movies, and I'm talking about the coolest of the cool, it always seems like time slows down in the middle of the action. You know, you can see the bullets flying through the air, the hero dodging in slow-motion. Oh man, it would be so cool to be able to do that. Bullet-time, that's what they call it. Bullet-time, yeah heh, would be so cool."
Bad guys, Max Payne. (first game to feature bullet time)
-"Master Chief, may I ask you what you're doing on that ship?" ...
-"Finishing this fight!"
