The Never Ending Dungeon V2: Now with 50% less waiting (hopefully)

[sonictrey]

Some of you may remember a while back, I started a thread where you gave me commands, and I did them. It failed because I simply didn't have the time to manage it. So, I've decided to restart it, and try to get some help on posting. Maybe this one will last longer.

V1: [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/996407-The-never-ending-dungeon[/URL]

[B][U]RULES[/U][/B]
1: You may post anything. I will roll a 10-sided die. Your results will be based on the number.
1.1: Posting in this thread adds you to the player list, with 1000 hp. If you don't post for 5 updates, you are removed from the list.
1.2: Rolling 1 is an instant failure, rolling 10 is a grand success.
2: If you die, another member can revive you as a zombie. In the following match, you are brung back to life.
2.1: Zombies have a 50% chance of them executing the action. If it fails, someone, be a friend or an enemy, are bitten. They take 10 dmg.
3: In the event of my absence (1/2 a page without updates), anyone can take over. If you do a good job, you'll be put on the Respected Poster list. This allows you to update whenever you feel like it.
3.1: If you are a bad poster, you are put on the Blacklist. This means that I won't count your posts, and if you do an update, nothing happens.

More will be made along the way

[B]Commands[/B]

[B]Damage Done This Round[/B]

[B]Characters[/B]

[B]Foes[/B]
Spambot: 1000/1000
Shit Poster: 1000/1000

[B][U]Respected Posters[/U][/B]

[B][U]Blacklist[/U][/B]

[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]

Come on, anyone want to do this?

[Nitrowing]

I will try to redirect the spambot at the shit poster.

[sonictrey]

[B]Commands[/B]
Ohforf: I ready my wizard hat of +5 intelligence and dust off my wand of pretty colors :V:
Roll: 9 - You prepare your self for the battle. Your wand is glowier than you remember.

Nitrowing: I will try to redirect the spambot at the shit poster.
Roll: 8 - The spambot angers the shit poster. He reports it.

[B]Damage Done This Round[/B]
None

[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 1000/1000

[B]Foes[/B]
Spambot: 1000/1000 [B]Reported[/B]
Shit Poster: 1000/1000

[koeniginator]

Inspect the floor

[Crazy Ivan]

I don my eyepatch of +3 Explosive Proficiency.

[sonictrey]

[B]Commands[/B]
koeniginator: Inspect the floor
Roll: 2 - You need working eyes to do that

Crazy Ivan: I don my eyepatch of +3 Explosive Proficiency.
Roll: 6 - You don your eyepatch, but all it does is obstruct your vision. You keep it on because it looks cool.

[B]Damage Done This Round[/B]

[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 1000/1000
koeniginator: 1000/1000 [b]BL1ND[/b]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000

[B]Foes[/B]
Spambot: 1000/1000 [B]Reported[/B]
Shit Poster: 1000/1000

[TehLeetPenguin]

eat the nearest object

[sonictrey]

[b]Commands[/b]
TehLeetPenguin: eat the nearest object
Roll: 8 - You eat the nearest object, a piece of candy.

Ohforf: I cast [i]sharp rainbows[/i] on [b]Shit Poster[/b]
Roll: 4 - You cast unsharp rainbows at Shit Poster. Shit Poster rates you Optimistic.

[b]Damage Done This Round[/b]

[b]Characters[/b]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [b]+5 intelligence[/b]
Nitrowing: 1000/1000
koeniginator: 1000/1000
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 1000/1000

[b]Foes[/b]
Spambot: 1000/1000 [b]Reported[/b]
Shit Poster: 1000/1000

[kevinseven]

I run at the Shitposter Flailing my arms. Try to land a hit.

[Nitrowing]

I cast summon Moderator to finish off shit poster.

[TehLeetPenguin]

I cast magic missile on myself

[XD!]

I throw koeniginator at the shitposter.

[ROFLBURGER]

I remember V1 :unsmith:

Command: Try relating with a shitposter

[sonictrey]

[B]Commands[/B]
kevinseven: I run at the Shitposter Flailing my arms. Try to land a hit.
Roll: 1 [B](ANTI-CRIT!)[/B] - The Shit Poster dodges, and reports you for trolling.

Nitrowing: I cast summon Moderator to finish off shit poster.
Roll: 10 [B](CRIT!)[/B] - One of the mods come and whacks the spam-bot with the ban hammer, set to perma. They also hit the shit poster with it, injuring him.

TehLeetPenguin: I cast magic missile on myself
Roll: 9 - You cast Magic Missile on yourself for some reason. A good Magic Missile too.

XD!: I throw koeniginator at the shitposter.
Roll: 7 - You throw KO3N1G1N4TOR at the shit poster. It does some damage.

ROFLBURGER: Try relating with a shitposter
Roll: 8 - You get into a nice, distracting conversation with the shit poster, due to your similaritys

[B]Damage Done This Round[/B]
Spambot: Permabanned. 1000 dmg
TehLeetPenguin: 500 dmg

[B]Characters[/B]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [B]+5 intelligence[/B]
Nitrowing: 1000/1000
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [B]BL1ND[/B]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 500/1000
kevinseven: 1000/1000 [b]Reported[/b]
XD!: 1000/1000
ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000

[B]Foes[/B]
Spambot: 0/1000 [B]Perma-banned[/B]
Shit Poster: 500/1000

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=sonictrey;27579546]
ROFLBURGER: Try relating with a shitposter
Roll: 8 - You get into a nice, distracting conversation with the shit poster, due to your similaritys
[/QUOTE]

oh_you.jpg

I spam Shitposter with unfunny shit I got from the internet

[kevinseven]

Ffffuuuuucckkkkk.

Ok, I pull out a Las-gun and try to hit it.

[TehLeetPenguin]

stab shit poster in the toe

[sonictrey]

[b]Commands[/b]
ROFLBURGER: I spam Shitposter with unfunny shit I got from the internet
Roll: 10 [b](CRIT)[/b] - You unleash a shitstorm of unfunny shit onto the shit poster. He is overwhealmed!

kevinseven: Ok, I pull out a Las-gun and try to hit it.
Roll: 7 - You unleash lasery hell on the shit poster. Well, mild hell.

TehLeetPenguin: stab shit poster in the toe
Roll: 5 - You stab shit poster in the toe, and do some damage

[b]Damage Done This Round[/b]
Shit Poster: 270 dmg

[b]Characters[/b]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [b]+5 intelligence[/b]
Nitrowing: 1000/1000
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [b]BL1ND[/b]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 500/1000
kevinseven: 1000/1000
XD!: 1000/1000
ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000

[b]Foes[/b]
Shit Poster: 230/1000

I'm already getting tired, so if anyone wants to take over, they can. At least keep this thread going until about 8AM MST (GMT -7).

[kevinseven]

Bumping because this thread is fun.

I use my bloody bayonets and charge at the shitposter attempting to stab it.

[sonictrey]

[b]Commands[/b]
kevinseven: I use my bloody bayonets and charge at the shitposter attempting to stab it.
Roll: 7 - You take your bay o' nets, charge it, and release it on the shit poster.

[b]Damage Done This Round[/b]
Shit Poster: 100 dmg

[b]Characters[/b]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [b]+5 intelligence[/b]
Nitrowing: 1000/1000
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [b]BL1ND[/b]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 500/1000
kevinseven: 1000/1000
XD!: 1000/1000
ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000

[b]Foes[/b]
Shit Poster: 130/1000

[That Deer]

Donned in the Rubber Suit of Static Reflection, wielding his Dagger of Shivalry, I attempt to crawl on the ceiling.

[ROFLBURGER]

I throw spider eggs at ShitPoster

[Nitrowing]

I cast a spell to give myself an additional 1000 hp.

[XD!]

I proceed to use Crazy Ivan as an improvised mace to bash the shitposter's head in.

[Elizer]

I wield my empty Dr. Pepper bottle and put on "Go With The Flow" from QotSA as hype music.

[sonictrey]

[b]Commands[/b]
Eva-1337: Donned in the Rubber Suit of Static Reflection, wielding his Dagger of Shivalry, I attempt to crawl on the ceiling.
Roll: 8 - You don your shit, and crawl on the ceiling. You are now Spider-Eva-Man

ROFLBURGER: I throw spider eggs at ShitPoster
Roll: 7 - You take Spider-Eva-Man's eggs from him, and throw it at Shit Poster. It pisses him off.

Nitrowing: I cast a spell to give myself an additional 1000 hp.
Roll: 14 (What the hell?) - You use mystical powers to give yourself a roll of 14, and 1500 hp.

XD!: I proceed to use Crazy Ivan as an improvised mace to bash the shitposter's head in.
Roll: 4 - Crazy Ivan likes his head, thank you.

Elizer: I wield my empty Dr. Pepper bottle and put on "Go With The Flow" from QotSA as hype music.
Roll: 8 - You wield your Dr. Pepper bottle and your iPod, with this song on.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE[/media]

[b]Damage Done This Round[/b]
Shit Poster: 100 dmg

[b]Characters[/b]
Ohforf: 1000/1000 [b]+5 intelligence[/b]
Nitrowing: 2500/2500
KO3N1G1N4TOR: 1000/1000 [b]BL1ND[/b]
Crazy Ivan: 1000/1000
TehLeetPenguin: 500/1000
kevinseven: 1000/1000
XD!: 1000/1000
ROFLBURGER: 1000/1000
Spider-Eva-1337-Man: 1000/1000

[b]Foes[/b]
Shit Poster: 130/1000

[TehLeetPenguin]

suck shit posters cock.

[Elizer]

Now hyped up, I attempt to attack the Shit Poster.

[Nitrowing]

I grapple the Shit-poster with my right hand on his right upper arm.

[That Deer]

I spout profanities as ROFLBURGER kills my children. I attempt to jump down onto his head and beat it like a drum. (Non-Lethal Damage)