[h2]lock this thread please[/h2]
[quote]
im not joking i fart every 20 minutes or so and in like 5-fart bursts and it smells like shit
whats happening to my insides[/quote]
You need to shit. Take a shit.
Best thread ever.
[QUOTE=Dippeggs;39547887]You need to shit. Take a shit.[/QUOTE]
but then ill fart a lot and have to sit in my own fumes
fuck that
Then hold it in and make it a test of your courage. DO NOT LET THE ASS GAS PASS! KEEP IT PRISONER INSIDE YOU AND DO NOT ALLOW IT VICTORY!
THIS IS ANAL WAR! :v:
the fuck
dude if i hold it in how do i shit
Sounds like cancer to me
Go to the hospital and explain your situation
what
ass cancer
what the hell
[QUOTE=343N;39547909]the fuck
dude if i hold it in how do i shit[/QUOTE]
That's your problem, not mine.
NOW GO SHOVE A GIANT DILDO AND/OR BUTTPLUG UP YOUR ASS AND KEEP IT THERE!
maybe its all this yoghurt and tomatoes n pasta im eating
[editline]11th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=KarloMcMarlo;39547920]That's your problem, not mine.
NOW GO SHOVE A GIANT DILDO AND/OR BUTTPLUG UP YOUR ASS AND KEEP IT THERE![/QUOTE]
:(
telling me to die of constipation?
[editline]11th February 2013[/editline]
ok im going to ask for this thread to be locked
Bottle it and sell it
this will forever be in your post and thread history
feel proud boy.
[QUOTE=343N;39547918]what
ass cancer
what the hell[/QUOTE]have you sat on anything radioactive recently?
OH GOD MY SIDES! Nominate this thread for thread of the year 2013!
[QUOTE=Torjuz;39548386]OH GOD MY SIDES! Nominate this thread for thread of the year 2013![/QUOTE]
yeah oh god my sides its so hilarious
fart XD
Its funny how this thread is still open
Its going to haunt OP for the rest of his forum life
The nostalgic days of being too fucking fat to notice when you are literally shitting your pants from eating too much
Don't worry I had this issue. I fixed it by crapping out the window.
Just hold your cheek together, that will stop it.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;39548955]Its funny how this thread is still open
Its going to haunt OP for the rest of his forum life
The nostalgic days of being too fucking fat to notice when you are literally shitting your pants from eating too much[/QUOTE]
Wow where did you come from and where have you been for all of my entire life?
good thread.
Should eat less birthday cake.
How come this still isnt closed
Seriously though you need to take a crap. Go take a crap.
Well seriously, I can't stop farting too... It's because I ate too much vegetables yesterday evening at the dinner. They were delicious if you want to know.
