1. Look for threads that don't have many posts so you have a greater chance of posting smart ass replies.
2. Stay away from the rust subforum
3. please stop making threads like these
4. If you don't like a thread just ignore it instead of moaning about it.
5. Don't argue with rusty, it's like arguing with a wall...
6. Postal is love Postal is life
7. Respect Postal's ass
8. Be Glod member for maximum enjoyment
9. Post the cat for a Rust key
10. Don't be a cunt.
10. Make sure you refresh and check the ticker so you don't get ninja'd.
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29. Learn how to count.
11. Don't get ninjad.
11. Be twelve years old when you make your account then wait around a while. (Also see rule 11)
12. lol ^
12: Don't post anything pro-weed in SH
12.1 addendum: Don't go to SH.
13: If you are going to even look at the Rust section, be prepared to remind "unfairly banned" people that Facepunch cannot overturn VAC Bans for the trillionth time.
14. If many of your posts gets a negative reaction try lurking for a bit.
15. Snip everything you post if you receive 1+ dumb
16. The admins are the authorities on here, go against them and expect a ban
17. The oify is just a figment of your imagination.
18. Don't believe anybody who tells you it's a smart idea to post 'that cat.'
19. Never, ever, [B][I]EVER[/I][/B], complain about being banned / flame in the refugee camp. This will only [B]INCREASE[/B] the ban. Just apologise to the one who banned you for [I]reduction[/I]!
20. Dont be a moron, be respectful of others
21. Passive Agressiveness is your friend
22. Don't bump old threads
23. Don't make useless new threads and if you're uncertain, LURK
24. Always follow the SH hivemind
26. If you're gold, make sure you have an avatar SHOWING YOUR 80x160 .GIF ELITENESS OVER BLUE MEMBERS.
27. Join date elitism is real and alive
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