I couldn't find a similar thread so i decided to make one. Post your random omegle discussions here.
This is one of my friends she had in class.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: 17/f/usa
Stranger: hey
You: hi:)
Stranger: i am m 21
Stranger: ur name
You: Lisa... urs?
Stranger: david
You: where u from?
Stranger: britain
Stranger: u like sex
You: sure
Stranger: it's great
Stranger: then how can i help u
Stranger: and also don't be shy
Stranger: hello
You: ur a taco stealing loser
Stranger: y
You: cuz i said u r
Stranger: but y
Stranger: say rweason
You: cuz u stole my TACO
Stranger: reason
You: duh
Stranger: taco means
Stranger: are u there
You: taco is a taco? you know the cooked tortilla that has refried beans and lettuce and salsa and peppers and ground beef and sour cream...... o and onions and tomatoes....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: and cheese
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but u ARE SO WRONG
You: NO I AM NOT
Stranger: ok
Stranger: will u be my frnd
Stranger: what happen
Stranger: dear
You: i am not a deer and i want my taco back!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what un happen about u sex
Stranger: don't be bother
You: WHERE IS MY TACO!
You: i want my fucking taco
Stranger: ur boobs size
Stranger: hello
You: TAcOx10
Stranger: it's too large
Stranger: are u agree
You: hahaha el stupido perdadore! Tu eres chikco puto!
Stranger: don't speak this language
Stranger: bhosdi
You: haha god
You: good
Stranger: bahan chod
Stranger: u agree
You: I KNEW IT!!!!
Stranger: are u bhosdi
Stranger: what
You: I DONT KNOW!!!! I WANT MY TACO
Stranger: taco is gone to hell
You: WELL GO GET IT
Stranger: i am not ur darling
Stranger: ok
You: haha nope ur not.. llol
Stranger: will u be my girl frnd
Stranger: i will give u more sex
Stranger: as u want
You: NO I WANT MY FUCKING GOD DAMNED TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: y
Stranger: i will satisfy u
Stranger: bhosdi
Stranger: bye
You: YOU MUDDA FUDDA GET ME MY FUCKIN TACO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Well done fag.
Am i the only one who fucking damn near pissed myself laughing over this? I mean just listen to his english, he sounds like a retarded hispanic maid.
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